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I Can Haz Patch Notes?

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  • Dracane
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    Cute :)
    Yes, please give us the patchnotes :( I don't even want PTS now, only the notes, so that we know, what awaits us. I'm so curious and neeeeed to know it.
    Auri-El is my lord,
    Trinimac is my shield,
    Magnus is my mind.

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  • Heishi
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    As long as the notes supposedly are, it'll take from now until release to read them all v.v
    And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
  • ZOS_JessicaFolsom
    ZOS_JessicaFolsom
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    We're still working on them (this very moment, in fact.)
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  • Elsonso
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    ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »
    We're still working on them (this very moment, in fact.)

    Well, what are you doing on the forum, then! Back to work!

    :smile:

    (We need a :whip: emoticon....)
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  • Dracane
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    ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »
    We're still working on them (this very moment, in fact.)

    We know you do *-* and I sometimes wish, I was a fly in your office to sneaky sneaky sneak around and to read the notes. (Only the notes of course) Until Paul Sage hits me.
    Auri-El is my lord,
    Trinimac is my shield,
    Magnus is my mind.

    My debut album on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Gleandra/videos
  • Chufu
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    ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »
    We're still working on them (this very moment, in fact.)

    I heard that this patchnotes will be the largest ever.... :open_mouth:

  • Cuyler
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    Heishi wrote: »
    As long as the notes supposedly are, it'll take from now until release to read them all v.v

    These patch notes will be like reading the elder scrolls themselves LOL, you'll be blind IF you can manage to read them all!
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  • Dracane
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    I'm so excited *-*
    Auri-El is my lord,
    Trinimac is my shield,
    Magnus is my mind.

    My debut album on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Gleandra/videos
  • Lovelyn
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    I bet it's a LONG one, but I'm not worried about knowing the details... I don't have much time to read the directions. Could you make an audio version, so I can listen while doing chores?
  • tplink3r1
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    Patch notes > > > PTS. ;)
    Edited by tplink3r1 on January 8, 2015 9:29PM
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  • Bloodfang
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    Chufu wrote: »
    ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »
    We're still working on them (this very moment, in fact.)

    I heard that this patchnotes will be the largest ever.... :open_mouth:

    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    In all seriousness, we've been working on them for weeks and are still going. We're up to 60 pages! (That was 3 weeks ago)

    If I recall correctly Update 5 patch notes were at ~27 pages.
    Edited by Bloodfang on January 8, 2015 9:47PM
  • ZOS_JessicaFolsom
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    Fun story: Word crashed on Gina earlier while she was working on the Update 6 PTS notes. There was a lot of loud cursing.
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  • Bloodfang
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    ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »
    Fun story: Word crashed on Gina earlier while she was working on the Update 6 PTS notes. There was a lot of loud cursing.

    I take it she didn't have the time to save the progress? ;)
    So perhaps another delay? :P
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    ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »
    Fun story: Word crashed on Gina earlier while she was working on the Update 6 PTS notes. There was a lot of loud cursing.

    I genuinely LOL'd that
  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »
    Fun story: Word crashed on Gina earlier while she was working on the Update 6 PTS notes. There was a lot of loud cursing.
    Yeah, not my most favorite moment this week.

    My life has been revolving around these patch notes for weeks, so apologies for being largely absent recently! Here's one just for fun:
    • Certain lootable food objects (mostly involving goats) will no longer mysteriously vanish when looted.
    :)
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  • kieso
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    Dracane wrote: »
    I'm so excited *-*

    and I just can't hide it!
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »
    Fun story: Word crashed on Gina earlier while she was working on the Update 6 PTS notes. There was a lot of loud cursing.
    Yeah, not my most favorite moment this week.

    My life has been revolving around these patch notes for weeks, so apologies for being largely absent recently! Here's one just for fun:
    • Certain lootable food objects (mostly involving goats) will no longer mysteriously vanish when looted.
    :)

    give us a skill based one :P How bout it @ZOS_GinaBruno‌
  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    Gorthax wrote: »
    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »
    Fun story: Word crashed on Gina earlier while she was working on the Update 6 PTS notes. There was a lot of loud cursing.
    Yeah, not my most favorite moment this week.

    My life has been revolving around these patch notes for weeks, so apologies for being largely absent recently! Here's one just for fun:
    • Certain lootable food objects (mostly involving goats) will no longer mysteriously vanish when looted.
    :)

    give us a skill based one :P How bout it @ZOS_GinaBruno‌
    I want to play a game. #sawquotes
    • This ability has completely changed.
    Can you guess which one?! :trollface:
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  • MADshadowman
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    How about working on cloud based text apps? they autosave every few seconds. i mean it's 2015... we're gonna have hoverboards this year, so we better start using that new technology!
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Gorthax wrote: »
    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »
    Fun story: Word crashed on Gina earlier while she was working on the Update 6 PTS notes. There was a lot of loud cursing.
    Yeah, not my most favorite moment this week.

    My life has been revolving around these patch notes for weeks, so apologies for being largely absent recently! Here's one just for fun:
    • Certain lootable food objects (mostly involving goats) will no longer mysteriously vanish when looted.
    :)

    give us a skill based one :P How bout it @ZOS_GinaBruno‌
    I want to play a game. #sawquotes
    • This ability has completely changed.
    Can you guess which one?! :trollface:

    Community Manager trolling got a serious buff with update 6! :open_mouth:
    Wololo.
  • Shunravi
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    MADshadowman wrote: »
    How about working on cloud based text apps? they autosave every few seconds. i mean it's 2015... we're gonna have hoverboards this year, so we better start using that new technology!

    Well, word autosaves too.
    This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!
  • Bloodfang
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Gorthax wrote: »
    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »
    Fun story: Word crashed on Gina earlier while she was working on the Update 6 PTS notes. There was a lot of loud cursing.
    Yeah, not my most favorite moment this week.

    My life has been revolving around these patch notes for weeks, so apologies for being largely absent recently! Here's one just for fun:
    • Certain lootable food objects (mostly involving goats) will no longer mysteriously vanish when looted.
    :)

    give us a skill based one :P How bout it @ZOS_GinaBruno‌
    I want to play a game. #sawquotes
    • This ability has completely changed.
    Can you guess which one?! :trollface:

    Summon Winged Twilight has been replaced by Summon Gina Bruno.
    You won't experience flappy birds in the Banks around Tamriel anymore.

    Behold the Majestic Power of Karate Word Master -> Gina Bruno :trollface:
    (Word Crashing Sound is to be expected)
    Edited by Bloodfang on January 9, 2015 12:01AM
  • kieso
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    Eww someone said "cloud". :cold_sweat:
  • MADshadowman
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    Talons or reflective scales has changed completely. if cast, the caster dies immediately.

    Good change, keep it up!
  • MADshadowman
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    kieso wrote: »
    Eww someone said "cloud". :cold_sweat:

    someone has a name
  • Sotha_Sil
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Gorthax wrote: »
    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »
    Fun story: Word crashed on Gina earlier while she was working on the Update 6 PTS notes. There was a lot of loud cursing.
    Yeah, not my most favorite moment this week.

    My life has been revolving around these patch notes for weeks, so apologies for being largely absent recently! Here's one just for fun:
    • Certain lootable food objects (mostly involving goats) will no longer mysteriously vanish when looted.
    :)

    give us a skill based one :P How bout it @ZOS_GinaBruno‌
    I want to play a game. #sawquotes
    • This ability has completely changed.
    Can you guess which one?! :trollface:

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  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    Haha sorry guys! Ok ok, here's a legit one:
    • You can now swap weapons while mounted.
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  • kieso
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Haha sorry guys! Ok ok, here's a legit one:
    • You can now swap weapons while mounted.

    whoa trippy...
  • Dagoth_Rac
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Gorthax wrote: »
    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »
    Fun story: Word crashed on Gina earlier while she was working on the Update 6 PTS notes. There was a lot of loud cursing.
    Yeah, not my most favorite moment this week.

    My life has been revolving around these patch notes for weeks, so apologies for being largely absent recently! Here's one just for fun:
    • Certain lootable food objects (mostly involving goats) will no longer mysteriously vanish when looted.
    :)

    give us a skill based one :P How bout it @ZOS_GinaBruno‌
    I want to play a game. #sawquotes
    • This ability has completely changed.
    Can you guess which one?! :trollface:

    Dang it, Gina! You are Blinding us with these Flashes of patch notes! ;)
  • Dedhed
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    The devs seem in a good mood today. I'll take that as a positive sign.
    "This is like talking to breakfast cereal" -- Fredericks in Otherland talking about Wicked Tribe. Also a great description of zone chat.
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