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I Can Haz Patch Notes?
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Morshire✭✭✭✭firstdecan wrote: »HOW ELSE DO WE STOP THE SPREAD OF TOXOPLASMOSIS IN TAMRIEL?!?!?
This is the EURIKA moment. Wait for it:
TOXOPLASMOSIS: infection with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii, transmitted to humans by consumption of insufficiently cooked meat containing the parasite or by contact with contaminated cats or their feces: the illness produced is usually mild, but in pregnant women may damage the fetus.
We can't kill the cats, Tamriel has no children. See EURIKA, the greatest in game mystery has been solved. I knew I was in the presence of great minds, I now am humbled by how great those minds truly are.
Follow me if I advance, Kill me if I retreat, Avenge me if I die.
When this immediate evil power has been defeated, we shall not yet have won the long battle with the elemental barbarities. Another evil, it may be an invisible adversary, will attempt, again, and yet again, to destroy our frail civilization. Is it true, I wonder, that the only way to escape a war is to be in it?
If I die, you are forgiven, If I live, I will kill you.2 -
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✭firstdecan wrote: »Will we finally be able to kill cats?
Waiting for the update 6 patch notes is hard. WE WANT TO KNOW !
Edited by Sotha_Sil on January 9, 2015 5:52PMRestoration is a perfectly valid school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! - Spells and incantations for those with the talent to cast them!5 -
Morshire✭✭✭✭Hate you now, you made look at another cat and smile.
Follow me if I advance, Kill me if I retreat, Avenge me if I die.
When this immediate evil power has been defeated, we shall not yet have won the long battle with the elemental barbarities. Another evil, it may be an invisible adversary, will attempt, again, and yet again, to destroy our frail civilization. Is it true, I wonder, that the only way to escape a war is to be in it?
If I die, you are forgiven, If I live, I will kill you.1 -
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✭firstdecan wrote: »Will we finally be able to kill cats?
Waiting for the update 6 patch notes is hard. WE WANT TO KNOW !
Make sweetrolls, not nerfs!1 -
Morshire✭✭✭✭
Now knock it off....Follow me if I advance, Kill me if I retreat, Avenge me if I die.
When this immediate evil power has been defeated, we shall not yet have won the long battle with the elemental barbarities. Another evil, it may be an invisible adversary, will attempt, again, and yet again, to destroy our frail civilization. Is it true, I wonder, that the only way to escape a war is to be in it?
If I die, you are forgiven, If I live, I will kill you.1 -
Terror✭✭✭Murdering innocent cows while waiting for the patch notes.
Imao, though this did make me realize something.
when i saw the first picture, i thought, "oh wow, a picture of the poor thing before they killed it, thats messed up".... I scrolled down slightly and realized "oh wow, and a picture of the bloody mess behind", scrolled down a little more, cow is tipped with a yellow glow around it, "oh nevermind, thats not messed up."
Where is the bloody mess that should be left behind? Or sir, you did an excellent clean up job.0 -
firstdecan✭✭✭✭✭
✭In elderscrolls, your everyday house cat is actually a variant of Khajiit called Alfiq. They have npc immunity.[
This is the EURIKA moment. Wait for it:
TOXOPLASMOSIS: infection with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii, transmitted to humans by consumption of insufficiently cooked meat containing the parasite or by contact with contaminated cats or their feces: the illness produced is usually mild, but in pregnant women may damage the fetus.
We can't kill the cats, Tamriel has no children. See EURIKA, the greatest in game mystery has been solved. I knew I was in the presence of great minds, I now am humbled by how great those minds truly are.
This is a conspiracy worthy of Pinky and The Brain.
Does this mean we won't be able to exterminate cats in 1.6, and we'll still have to fear toxoplasmosis? It seems only the Khajiit and the Bosmer will be left to enjoy the champion system. Makes me want those patch notes even moar!1 -
ZOS_GinaBrunoCommunity Managerfirstdecan wrote: »In elderscrolls, your everyday house cat is actually a variant of Khajiit called Alfiq. They have npc immunity.[
This is the EURIKA moment. Wait for it:
TOXOPLASMOSIS: infection with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii, transmitted to humans by consumption of insufficiently cooked meat containing the parasite or by contact with contaminated cats or their feces: the illness produced is usually mild, but in pregnant women may damage the fetus.
We can't kill the cats, Tamriel has no children. See EURIKA, the greatest in game mystery has been solved. I knew I was in the presence of great minds, I now am humbled by how great those minds truly are.
This is a conspiracy worthy of Pinky and The Brain.
Does this mean we won't be able to exterminate cats in 1.6, and we'll still have to fear toxoplasmosis? It seems only the Khajiit and the Bosmer will be left to enjoy the champion system. Makes me want those patch notes even moar!
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Rosveen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭>gets bored with a 60 page work report
>starts posting funny gifs on forums
It's okay, Gina. We understand. We've all been there.
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Faugaun✭✭✭✭✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
Yeah, not my most favorite moment this week.ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »Fun story: Word crashed on Gina earlier while she was working on the Update 6 PTS notes. There was a lot of loud cursing.
My life has been revolving around these patch notes for weeks, so apologies for being largely absent recently! Here's one just for fun:
As a "pro gamer" who is used to long days of playing without breaks or showers let me make a few suggestions to help get you through those 60 pages of patch notes.- Mountain Dew. Boil it so that the water evaporates and all that remains is pure nuclear energy.
- Hot pockets. Blender them ahead of time into a smoothie. "Pro-tip" Add some Tabasco sauce for a spicy "wake me up" Kick.
- MadCatz MMO Gaming Diaper. Why waste time when you can save it for later.
- Which brings me to the final point. Febreeze. Showers are for victories, not maintenance.
Haha, fuuniest thing I read all day!My new startup social network for Theorycrafting
Champion Point Calculators
Sharable samples:
http://asolutionaday.com/test/Warrior.htm?ba=5&bl=&e=12&ha=10&he=&l=&m=&n=5&q=20&r=15&s=15&t=18
http://asolutionaday.com/test/Thief.htm?a=5&b=22&d=2&e=18&h=8&ma=0&mo=5&sh=9&sp=19&te=12&tu=13&w=1
http://asolutionaday.com/test/Mage.htm?bla=5&ble=1&bo=6&ele=2&elf=3&h=7&m=9&pi=10&pr=20&sp=4&st=8&t=400 - Mountain Dew. Boil it so that the water evaporates and all that remains is pure nuclear energy.
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Morshire✭✭✭✭@ZOS_GinaBruno - Thanks for sharing a laugh, seriously get back to work. And can you stop all the cat pics? They are distracting me from my work.....(as I quickly grab my reports and pretend to be working.)
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No flaming me, just trying to have a laugh with Gina to distract me from this day.Follow me if I advance, Kill me if I retreat, Avenge me if I die.
When this immediate evil power has been defeated, we shall not yet have won the long battle with the elemental barbarities. Another evil, it may be an invisible adversary, will attempt, again, and yet again, to destroy our frail civilization. Is it true, I wonder, that the only way to escape a war is to be in it?
If I die, you are forgiven, If I live, I will kill you.0 -
Mosha✭✭Thx guys and gals, you've just helped me through a boring choir break, I'd be talking to some uninteresting old ppl if it wasn't for you.Edited by Mosha on January 9, 2015 8:30PMAve, ZoS, moriturus te salutat!
-me, with a stam NB in April 2014
Mo'sha V16 Khajiit Stamina NB
Legate Alva V16 Imperial Stamina/Magicka Templar
Mo'sha Reborn V16 Breton Magicka NB
Burning Mo'sha V5 Dunmer Magicka DK
a couple mules...0 -
Dedhed✭✭✭Translated dev tracker... lol... patch notes!
MercutioElessar wrote: »
Cockfights would prefer me there. ZOS_KaiSchober , could you take this in the patch notes? Something like ... "You can now easily switch weapons when you look at a ***"? Maybe there's yes then soon the appropriate thread: D
*Edit-- Yeah, thought that would get edited... Still, if you translate the dev tracker page, the post can be read in all it's glory.Edited by Dedhed on January 9, 2015 9:18PM"This is like talking to breakfast cereal" -- Fredericks in Otherland talking about Wicked Tribe. Also a great description of zone chat.0 -
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Argonians are especially resistant to disease and are known to consume smallish mammals as snacks. They also hatch from eggs. Better role a moist-skin now and get leveling...firstdecan wrote: »In elderscrolls, your everyday house cat is actually a variant of Khajiit called Alfiq. They have npc immunity.[
This is the EURIKA moment. Wait for it:
TOXOPLASMOSIS: infection with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii, transmitted to humans by consumption of insufficiently cooked meat containing the parasite or by contact with contaminated cats or their feces: the illness produced is usually mild, but in pregnant women may damage the fetus.
We can't kill the cats, Tamriel has no children. See EURIKA, the greatest in game mystery has been solved. I knew I was in the presence of great minds, I now am humbled by how great those minds truly are.
This is a conspiracy worthy of Pinky and The Brain.
Does this mean we won't be able to exterminate cats in 1.6, and we'll still have to fear toxoplasmosis? It seems only the Khajiit and the Bosmer will be left to enjoy the champion system. Makes me want those patch notes even moar!
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✭So, when Gina makes a few posts in a thread we end up with Fabreeze, Goat sauce, Cow pushing, Cat extermination and flying Ninja Cats.
Well done Gina, you sure do bring out the......err.... 'best' in people?Been here since Feb 2014 - You'd think I'd be half reasonable at this game by now...
A'marta - AD Sorc Tank
Kijima - AD DK Derps
Annure - AD NB Derps
Boom Crash Opera - AD Sorc DPS2 -
Mosha✭✭Quite apart from all that, I've been reading about a post of Gina's about the CS she posted not long ago. Can smn link that post for me?
Thx in advance!Ave, ZoS, moriturus te salutat!
-me, with a stam NB in April 2014
Mo'sha V16 Khajiit Stamina NB
Legate Alva V16 Imperial Stamina/Magicka Templar
Mo'sha Reborn V16 Breton Magicka NB
Burning Mo'sha V5 Dunmer Magicka DK
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Mononic✭kiwifrucht2000neb18_ESO wrote: »Quite apart from all that, I've been reading about a post of Gina's about the CS she posted not long ago. Can smn link that post for me?
Thx in advance!
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/145544/feedback-to-the-champion-system0 -
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✭kiwifrucht2000neb18_ESO wrote: »Quite apart from all that, I've been reading about a post of Gina's about the CS she posted not long ago. Can smn link that post for me?
Thx in advance!
Your about to have a really good day.
After I read what Gina wrote about about the Champion System...Gina in my mind is now hotter than a sunburnt Angelina Jolie FWOAR!Been here since Feb 2014 - You'd think I'd be half reasonable at this game by now...
A'marta - AD Sorc Tank
Kijima - AD DK Derps
Annure - AD NB Derps
Boom Crash Opera - AD Sorc DPS0 -
Mosha✭✭kiwifrucht2000neb18_ESO wrote: »Quite apart from all that, I've been reading about a post of Gina's about the CS she posted not long ago. Can smn link that post for me?
Thx in advance!
Your about to have a really good day.
After I read what Gina wrote about about the Champion System...Gina in my mind is now hotter than a sunburnt Angelina Jolie FWOAR!
Yeah but where is that post?Ave, ZoS, moriturus te salutat!
-me, with a stam NB in April 2014
Mo'sha V16 Khajiit Stamina NB
Legate Alva V16 Imperial Stamina/Magicka Templar
Mo'sha Reborn V16 Breton Magicka NB
Burning Mo'sha V5 Dunmer Magicka DK
a couple mules...1 -
Cody✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »We're still working on them (this very moment, in fact.)
BACK TO WORK SLAVEDONT MAKE ME USE THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE ON YOU
/shocks JessicaFolsom with force lightningEdited by Cody on January 9, 2015 10:21PM0 -
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✭✭✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Haha sorry guys! Ok ok, here's a legit one:- You can now swap weapons while mounted.
Can we USE weapons, while mounted?
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@Shunravi not true. Alfiq and housecats are indistinguishable, not interchangeable. Both exist in the Elder Scrolls world, but only Khajiit are able to tell the difference between one and the other.In elderscrolls, your everyday house cat is actually a variant of Khajiit called Alfiq.
I also doubt an Alfiq would allow anyone to keep it as a pet, much like Senche don't allow themselves to be used as mounts. (With Khajiit being the exception to both.)Edited by Enodoc on January 9, 2015 11:14PMUESP: The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages - A collaborative source for all knowledge on the Elder Scrolls series since 1995
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Karnus✭✭✭✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Haha sorry guys! Ok ok, here's a legit one:- You can now swap weapons while mounted.
Can we USE weapons, while mounted?
You give and you give and they just want more...
..so CAN we use weapons while mounted?Formerly Karnus, the Marauder in Warhammer.1 -
ZOS_GinaBrunoCommunity ManagerZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Haha sorry guys! Ok ok, here's a legit one:
- You can now swap weapons while mounted.
Can we USE weapons, while mounted?
You give and you give and they just want more...
..so CAN we use weapons while mounted?
Just to squash this now... no. Sorry!3 -
Neizir✭✭✭✭✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
Does ZOS have any plans for mounted combat as of now?
Skyrim had it, don't see why ESO couldn't have it! It would tie in well with spears and polearms. Imagine re-enacting the Ride of the Rohirrim in Cyrodiil!Neizir Stormstrider
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✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
Dang.Power level to CP160 in a week:
Where is the end game? You just played it.
Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
Where is new content? Sigh.0
