Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?
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Inklings✭✭✭✭✭The most ridiculous thing i would want in game is more then 30cp for all the work i put in casually leveling 5 characters to vr14 the last 3 months.
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PSLAnimal✭✭✭✭the cultural equivalent of a little black cocktail dress and some decent pumps.
This, and the /chasetail emote.
Animal (Ask me what the PSL stands for. Go on. Ask.)
@PSLAnimal on the NA Megaserver
Making people wonder just what the hell is wrong with me since 1961.0 -
renton1x1x1✭✭✭sheparding please with sheepdogsRenton Sc Breton Sorcerer VR14
Renton Tp Argonian Templar VR14
Renton Dk Imperial DragonKnight VR14
Renton Nb Khajiit Nightblade VR10 Vampire
www.alitheso.com Casual Social EU PvX Guild
Ebonheart Pact EU PVP Decimation Elite Azura's Star
The Traveling Merchant
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en-GB/discussion/190077/the-traveling-merchant-eu-craglorn-trading-guild
So let me get this straight: You want to ride on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and beg with him for your freedom. And you're telling me that you're completely sane? - Rimmer - Red Dwarf V - Quarantine0 -
drschplatt✭✭✭✭I would really like to see a wardrobe system that allows you to wear whatever you want on top of stat gear so that you are not forced to look exactly like everyone else in the game. Additionally, I'd like for alchemists to be able to make dye and sell it rather than dye based on achievements.
This is just a quality of life thing, not required.Foräois - Imperial Sorcerer of Ineptitude.
Widoch - Nord Dragon Knight of Ignorance.
Billy Bob - Dunmer Templar of Chicken and Noodles.
Blades of Vengeance0 -
Dazin93✭✭✭✭The most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing I wanted added to the game is a binary random number generator assigned to all subscribed accounts and created characters that randomly de-levels said characters for no reason at all thereby making this a true risk/reward game for all subscribers.3 -
Morshire✭✭✭✭Follow me if I advance, Kill me if I retreat, Avenge me if I die.
When this immediate evil power has been defeated, we shall not yet have won the long battle with the elemental barbarities. Another evil, it may be an invisible adversary, will attempt, again, and yet again, to destroy our frail civilization. Is it true, I wonder, that the only way to escape a war is to be in it?
If I die, you are forgiven, If I live, I will kill you.3 -
SteveCampsOut✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »A way to get my summoned familiars to NOT stand on bodies when I want to loot them.
THIS!!! And Random NPC Followers need to BACK THE HECK UP so they don't block my targeting system when I have to interact with something! Oh Wait! I'm in the Rediculous wishes thread. Nevermind. I want Cheeze!Edited by SteveCampsOut on December 25, 2014 1:36AM@ֆȶɛʋɛƈǟʍքֆօʊȶ⍟
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Razmuzan Thrasmas CH782 Templar EP
Sheenara Soulstrong CH782 Dragonknight DC
Erik Ramzey CH782 Nightblade AD
Growling Kahjiti CH782 Nightblade EP
One of Many Faces CH782 Sorcerer DC
Grumpasaurus Rex CH782 Warden DCGuildmaster of Pacrooti's Hirelings AD Based LGBT Friendly Guild.
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Grumpy Kahjiti CH701 Dragonknight DC
Slithisi Ksissi CH701 Nightblade EP
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Stug-Grog M'God CH701 Templar DC
One With Many Faces CH701 Nightblade DC
Trixie Truskan CH701 Sorcerer EP
Grumpetasaurus Rex CH701 Warden EP1 -
Moonshadow66✭✭✭✭✭
✭I want the paintbrushes from Oblivion added. In fact just more useless general clutter.
How about some of the "Painted Trolls", additional to the paintbrushes?
Venus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP1 -
Moonshadow66✭✭✭✭✭
✭A Santa hat for my horses during Christmas time, but I guess it's almost too late for this to be implemented to the game?
And I want to dye my black horses like zebras. Would be nice for Easter, because it doesn't make any sense at all. XDVenus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP1 -
AngryNord✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭A script that automatically and instantly deletes every character, deletes the in-game and forum accounts, and formats the hard drives of everyone telling others to "learn to play".4 -
Rezzy64✭✭✭I really would like the ability to doodle and draw notes on a small note pad in the journal menu and it would also be awesome if I could do the same on the Map.
This thought occurred to me the other day when I was tracking down "Hidden Treasure". I was running around to various locations and I was thinking it would be nice to make marks on the map to the places I had already been so that I wouldn't be going in circles.0 -
katkat42✭✭✭I really would like the ability to doodle and draw notes on a small note pad in the journal menu and it would also be awesome if I could do the same on the Map.
This thought occurred to me the other day when I was tracking down "Hidden Treasure". I was running around to various locations and I was thinking it would be nice to make marks on the map to the places I had already been so that I wouldn't be going in circles.
ZAM Notebook is currently un-maintained, but I think it still works. Harven's Custom Map Pins can give you, well, custom map pins. :-)Stonehenge ROCKS!1 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Emotes that let two characters interact; like /waltz[PCname] or /hug[PCname] or even /kisscheek[PCname]Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
SteveCampsOut✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Some Studly Cyclops?
@ֆȶɛʋɛƈǟʍքֆօʊȶ⍟
Sanguine & Psijic Group Beta Tester.
NA Server:Steforax Soulstrong CH782 Sorcerer ADEU Server:
Grumpy Kahjiti CH782 Dragonknight AD
Rheticia Le Drakisius CH782 Nightblade DC
Razmuzan Thrasmas CH782 Templar EP
Sheenara Soulstrong CH782 Dragonknight DC
Erik Ramzey CH782 Nightblade AD
Growling Kahjiti CH782 Nightblade EP
One of Many Faces CH782 Sorcerer DC
Grumpasaurus Rex CH782 Warden DCGuildmaster of Pacrooti's Hirelings AD Based LGBT Friendly Guild.
Stefrex Souliss CH701 Sorcerer AD
Grumpy Kahjiti CH701 Dragonknight DC
Slithisi Ksissi CH701 Nightblade EP
Pokes-With-Fire CH701 Dragonknight AD
Josie-The-Pussi-Cat CH701 Templar AD
Stug-Grog M'God CH701 Templar DC
One With Many Faces CH701 Nightblade DC
Trixie Truskan CH701 Sorcerer EP
Grumpetasaurus Rex CH701 Warden EP0 -
Moonshadow66✭✭✭✭✭
✭Just recently when I was walking around the town of Rawl'Kha with my main, I thought there should be an option for retired characters to feed the owls sitting around in that area. They are tame, so it'd be possible, other than the Bleakrock Isle owls. Also other tame animals like Guars.Venus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP0 -
istateres✭✭✭✭I want to be able to swim / run; i.e. use stamina to increase my swimming speed.
Oh and water mounts!1 -
Nazon_Katts✭✭✭✭✭A true open world without loading screens.
Being able to interact with chairs, beds, benches...
Swim and dive on water.
And be able to own a ship please.
Oh don't forget my horny argonian maiden
I read wenches. Suppose that didn't come as a surprise."You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"1 -
Ourorboros✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Already been said, but I miss the ability to pick the clothes off an NPC like in Skyrim. Guess that won't happen in a shared world. :'(PC/NA/DCBreton Sorcerer Maester.White - BB meets GoT >Master Crafter< { 9 Traits completed 4/23/15 }
TANSTAAFL--->There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.....Robert Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea....Heinlein
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die. "Blade Runner"
ESO: the game you hate to love and love to hate....( >_<) May RNG be with you (*,_,*)0 -
Cathexis✭✭✭✭✭
✭Battle flags that crowns can carry for 10,000 AP.Tome of Alteration Magic I - Reality is an Ancient Dwemer Construct: Everything You Need to Know About FPS
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/520903/tomb-of-fps-alteration-magic-everything-you-need-to-know-about-fps
Tome of Alteration Magic II - The Manual of the Deceiver: A Beginner's Guide to Thieving
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/462509/tome-of-alteration-mastery-ii-the-decievers-manual-thieving-guide-for-new-characters
Ultrawide ESO Adventure Screenshots - 7680 x 1080 Resolution
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/505262/adventures-in-ultra-ultrawide-an-ongoing-series1 -
Muizer✭✭✭✭✭
✭Retractable claws for by Khajiit.Please stop making requests for game features. ZOS have enough bad ideas as it is!1 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Yes being able to use furniture. Also being able to sleep for a night. Have and use a tent.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
olemanwinter✭✭✭✭✭I'd like horse skins.
Make them achievement based or whatever, but the option to change your horses looks and maybe even it's armor design.
It could work like the dye system or could be like a "costume/trophy" for horses.1 -
nwilliams2107b16_ESO✭✭✭✭I want to sheath my dual swords on my back please. Pretty sure I've seen them on a sorcs back when they cast shards?
Make it so please!1 -
Moonshadow66✭✭✭✭✭
✭olemanwinter wrote: »I'd like horse skins.
Make them achievement based or whatever, but the option to change your horses looks and maybe even it's armor design.
It could work like the dye system or could be like a "costume/trophy" for horses.
Zebra dyes for horses. Somewhere in this thread I must have posted this, I think^^Venus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP0 -
Iago✭✭✭✭✭I want the Sword of Omens from the Thundercats.That which we obtain to cheap we esteem to lightly, it is dearness only that gives everything its value.
-Thomas Pain1 -
illusionarythade✭✭✭The ability to sit on chairs."Use nature's gifts wisely. Respect her power, and fear her fury."
.: Fehn-reil Bosmer Craftsman [AD] :. | .: Teiali Bosmer Warden Support [EP] :.0
