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Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?

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  • ahstin2001nub18_ESO
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    my character yelling "nord" for /shout to irritate my wife more by having my character yelling "NORD" and i can yell "NORD" in response. maybe even get a chant going with me and my character.
    I will work. I will save. I will sacrifice. I will endure. I will fight cheerfully and do my utmost, as if the whole issue of the struggle depended on me alone.

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  • JLB
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    A wife aggro meter.
  • ahstin2001nub18_ESO
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    everytime i get a skill point from a sky shard, instead of the 5 second pulse i want something more like this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AoOa-Fz2kw
    I will work. I will save. I will sacrifice. I will endure. I will fight cheerfully and do my utmost, as if the whole issue of the struggle depended on me alone.

    Martin A. Treptow
    1894-1918
  • Tandor
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    I'd love it if they introduced a cash shop that proved for all time to be "pointless, ridiculous and unnecessary".
    Edited by Tandor on December 18, 2014 8:34PM
  • chriss23
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    I must admit, I would like to be able to do acrobatics like cartwheels etc as I like to show off (maybe juggling?)...........................
  • Potenza
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    The horseless headman pet.
  • Fivefivesix
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    When you drink mead you get hammered drunk and the screen gets all wonky then you have to do a special quest and fight a bunch of midget elves!
    United we stand, divided we fall.
  • DeLindsay
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    Absolute transparency from ZoS about game mechanics and stats plus a proper way for us to test things in game, Target Dummies and Player Duels.
  • Darkrogue671
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    Fivefivesix wrote: »
    When you drink mead you get hammered drunk and the screen gets all wonky then you have to do a special quest and fight a bunch of midget elves!

    Oh hell yeah! I would love to see the cat chase the mammoth around the town again! ;)

    Although you may find yourself naked and in the middle of nowhere. Then someone's going to have to find your stuff after you talk about that witch...
    Edited by Darkrogue671 on December 18, 2014 9:38PM
  • Cillion3117
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    Weapon and shield dying.
  • Tandor
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    DeLindsay wrote: »
    Absolute transparency from ZoS about game mechanics and stats plus a proper way for us to test things in game, Target Dummies and Player Duels.

    So you consider those things to be pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary, do you? Perhaps you'll claim that your post was sarcastic, but my hunch is that you didn't read the thread title ;)!
  • Tandor
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    Cillion3117 wrote: »
    Weapon and shield dying.

    See my reply immediately above ;)!
  • katkat42
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    Ajantear wrote: »
    Though I don't consider it to be of the three terms stated in the question, I still want to see a left handed character option.

    Why does every game still blatantly discriminate against the left handed by only letting you be right handed?

    Heck, I would settle for them acknowledging that left-handed players exist... Elder Scrolls has an especially bad track record with this. I mouse left-handed and remap my mouse buttons in the OS. Every TES game has taken its mouse input directly, instead of going through the OS. It makes my playing posture a little awkward.
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  • DeLindsay
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    Tandor wrote: »
    DeLindsay wrote: »
    Absolute transparency from ZoS about game mechanics and stats plus a proper way for us to test things in game, Target Dummies and Player Duels.

    So you consider those things to be pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary, do you? Perhaps you'll claim that your post was sarcastic, but my hunch is that you didn't read the thread title ;)!
    Nope my point was that it's ridiculous that we DON'T already have the things I said. So yes, I was making the comment in jest, to ZoS.
  • OrangeTheCat
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    Flirting with Queen Ayrenn. It's pointless because she could never go out with a guy like me. (hint: it's the tail)
    Edited by OrangeTheCat on December 18, 2014 10:28PM
  • Karius_Imalthar
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    Musical instruments that the notes can be played manually by the player and use ABC notation... like in LotRO.
    Edited by Karius_Imalthar on December 18, 2014 11:20PM
  • Karius_Imalthar
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    Blud wrote: »
    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    Visual effects temporarily forced on players that consume skooma, causing you to hallucinate and see things that arent really there all over your screen.

    And drinking with forced drunk emote and visual impairment.
  • Karius_Imalthar
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    Cloaks. Horse barding.
  • JamilaRaj
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    I'd like to have title "Hero of Koeglin Village" added. That would be epic.
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  • kewl
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    AsweetRoll wrote: »
    a matt firor costume.

    Jeans and white undershirt?
  • kewl
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    Keep doors that open without weapon swap or /reloadui.
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    Gratuitous nudity. :p
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  • timidobserver
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    Better facial animations. Wait....NM.
    Edited by timidobserver on December 19, 2014 12:44AM
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  • Grim13
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    Sexy Armors.
  • Grim13
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    ahstin2001nub18_ESO wrote: »
    my character yelling "nord" for /shout to irritate my wife more by having my character yelling "NORD" and i can yell "NORD" in response. maybe even get a chant going with me and my character.

    IgNORD
  • Ragefist
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    card games in the Inn
  • tinythinker
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    When in the water with an enemy, the ability for an Argonian to use a special attack to drag an opponent under for some amount of damage equivalent to a heavy attack and costing a modest amount of stamina.
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  • Hellsaint
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    More easter eggs and secrets hidden around, ESO seems to be somewhat lacking. Especially seeing as they are a signature of the Elder Scrolls franchise.
    "Nords are so serious about beards. So many beards. M'aiq thinks they wish they had glorious manes like Khajiit."
  • Hypertionb14_ESO
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    Hellsaint wrote: »
    More easter eggs and secrets hidden around, ESO seems to be somewhat lacking. Especially seeing as they are a signature of the Elder Scrolls franchise.

    i though the inclusion of "fishy sticks" was a nice touch...

    i expect them to remain after the prov update, probably allowing caught fish to be used in the recipe^^

    i never got given "the fishy stick" myself since i never messed on the TES forums on the previous games really.. was quite aware of it tho.
    Ragefist wrote: »
    card games in the Inn

    the one big PvE guild i am in, love Cards Against Humanity.
    Edited by Hypertionb14_ESO on December 19, 2014 6:11AM
    I play every class in every situation. I love them all.
  • Relyk04
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    Parkour like in prince of Persia and assassins creed but that's a pipe dream
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