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Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?

  • Moonshadow66
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    "Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?"

    I'd love it if my horse abruptly stops while sprinting because of a pebble lying around. Also great would be dismounting when crossing a puddle.
    Oh wait, no, that's in the game already, what happiness!^^
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    Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
    Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
    Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
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  • Syntse
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    ThePonzzz wrote: »
    /wagtail (khajiit)

    I want my facial hair as a khajiit to be shown when I wear a helmet/hood.

    I want cloaks.

    /pullkhajiittail emote

    If we go this route then

    /chasetail
    Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
    Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
    Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
    Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
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  • kevlarto_ESO
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    Fart emote
  • renton1x1x1
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    wombles
    Renton Sc Breton Sorcerer VR14
    Renton Tp Argonian Templar VR14
    Renton Dk Imperial DragonKnight VR14
    Renton Nb Khajiit Nightblade VR10 Vampire

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    The Traveling Merchant
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  • Durban
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    PVP balance :)
  • MornaBaine
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    Raygee wrote: »
    "Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?"

    I'd love it if my horse abruptly stops while sprinting because of a pebble lying around. Also great would be dismounting when crossing a puddle.
    Oh wait, no, that's in the game already, what happiness!^^

    I once had an Arabian who would balk at crossing ANY "body of water" including small puddles. I am constantly reminded of him while playing this game and am forever chuckling when riding my horse.

    What WOULD be kind of cool is if there were a (fairly rare) random chance that your horse would stumble and your character would be thrown, sailing through the air and be momentarily stunned on impact. Then, instead of disappearing, the horse walks over to you and looks down at you like you're an idiot. LOL Realism FTW!
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

  • Moonshadow66
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    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Raygee wrote: »
    "Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?"

    I'd love it if my horse abruptly stops while sprinting because of a pebble lying around. Also great would be dismounting when crossing a puddle.
    Oh wait, no, that's in the game already, what happiness!^^

    I once had an Arabian who would balk at crossing ANY "body of water" including small puddles. I am constantly reminded of him while playing this game and am forever chuckling when riding my horse.

    What WOULD be kind of cool is if there were a (fairly rare) random chance that your horse would stumble and your character would be thrown, sailing through the air and be momentarily stunned on impact. Then, instead of disappearing, the horse walks over to you and looks down at you like you're an idiot. LOL Realism FTW!

    Wow, I didn't know horses would balk at water, then again I don't know much about horses, though ;)

    But yeah, I just thought the very exact same thing the other day, about getting thrown off the horse when it suddenly stops lol .. I bet with my luck, this would happen towards a cliff^^
    Venus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
    Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
    Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
    Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
    Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
    Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP

  • Tabbycat
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    Collectible calipers. And a display case in a local inn to display them.

    Or better yet, housing with places to store my collection of calipers and forks.
    Edited by Tabbycat on December 17, 2014 1:05PM
    Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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  • ThatHappyCat
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    Argonian and Khajiit skeletons.
  • Moonshadow66
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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    Collectible calipers. And a display case in a local inn to display them.

    Or better yet, housing with places to store my collection of calipers and forks.

    Reminds me of the Shivering Isles quest (Oblivion) "Work Is Never Done" in Bliss^^ Ok, it was calipers and tongs, but it does ;)
    Venus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
    Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
    Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
    Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
    Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
    Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP

  • Moonshadow66
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    How about a golf course in Cyrodiil? Plenty of space for that.
    Or offroad vehicles for Shadowfen, Grahtwood and the Alik'r Desert ;)
    Venus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
    Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
    Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
    Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
    Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
    Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP

  • Winnower
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    bathrooms.

    or

    the cultural equivalent of a little black cocktail dress and some decent pumps.
    VR14 Templar, VR14 DK, VR8 DK, VR7 NB, VR1 Sorcerer;
    All 3 Alliances;
    2 Pre-order Imperial Accounts, yes that means 16 characters on NA alone
  • zaria
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    ThePonzzz wrote: »
    /wagtail (khajiit)

    I want my facial hair as a khajiit to be shown when I wear a helmet/hood.

    I want cloaks.

    /pullkhajiittail emote
    Rather an /chasetail emote, pull tail would be fun but hard to implement.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
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  • MornaBaine
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    Raygee wrote: »
    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Raygee wrote: »
    "Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?"

    I'd love it if my horse abruptly stops while sprinting because of a pebble lying around. Also great would be dismounting when crossing a puddle.
    Oh wait, no, that's in the game already, what happiness!^^

    I once had an Arabian who would balk at crossing ANY "body of water" including small puddles. I am constantly reminded of him while playing this game and am forever chuckling when riding my horse.

    What WOULD be kind of cool is if there were a (fairly rare) random chance that your horse would stumble and your character would be thrown, sailing through the air and be momentarily stunned on impact. Then, instead of disappearing, the horse walks over to you and looks down at you like you're an idiot. LOL Realism FTW!

    Wow, I didn't know horses would balk at water, then again I don't know much about horses, though ;)

    But yeah, I just thought the very exact same thing the other day, about getting thrown off the horse when it suddenly stops lol .. I bet with my luck, this would happen towards a cliff^^

    Horses will balk or spook at all sorts of weird things. Had one that was terrified of the barn cats. I kept thinking they must have tortured her at night while we were all asleep. LOL Had another that had an uncanny knack for knowing where snakes were. If she absolutely refused to go a certain direction you could bet that just a few feet away a good sized snake would be there. It would be fun if horses in ESO were more interactive. I got positively cranky at the faked picture they put up on the Store for the purchase-able palomino that shows its (presumable) owner standing in front of it petting it. I wanna do that!
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

  • SantieClaws
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    Marmalade
    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

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  • Jaxsun
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    The chilastra server from swg with all my toons intact.
  • Sallington
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    Jaxsun wrote: »
    The chilastra server from swg with all my toons intact.

    Every new MMO I play, I wish for just a clone of the early days of SWG.
    Daggerfall Covenant
    Sallington - Templar - Stormproof - Prefect II
    Cobham - Sorcerer - Stormproof - First Sergeant II
    Shallington - NightBlade - Lieutenant |
    Balmorah - Templar - Sergeant ||
  • skillastat
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    To be able to sit at a chair that's already there, instead of just creating one magically under my ass.

    And after that, make Inn and Taverns more enjoyable like adding some chess boards that you can really play with someone. Add features like when you go sit around a table with friends a sexy waitress come by asking you what you gonna take. Then you take a bucket of beers and cheer, drink and that you can actually become drunk and walks a crooked way. So it will add a little taste to the game like when you just finished a hard dongeon you go to a tavern and relax. Add animations while sitting down on a chair so when you are around a table with friends you can /laugh and /shout and /drink.
    (PC NA)
    -Saulo Stamina Sorcerer
    -skillastat Stamina Nightblade
    -a blade spirit Stamina Templar
    -Ultima Online I Magicka Dragonknight
    -'Solo DC* Stamina Sorcerer
    -'Ultima Online Stamina Dragonknight
    -Nerd Dk Tank Dragonknight
    -Solochi Magicka Sorcerer
    -Solo Lucci Magicka Nightblade
    -Sølomon Magicka Warden

    *All characters are EP, except for one DC.


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  • Merlight
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    Hanging deposed emperors on the tree in front of Ash.
    EU ‣ Wabbajack nostalgic ‣ Blackwater Blade defender ‣ Kyne wanderer
    The offspring of the root of all evil in ESO by DeanTheCat
    Why ESO needs a monthly subscription
    When an MMO is designed around a revenue model rather than around fun, it doesn’t have a long-term future.Richard A. Bartle
    Their idea of transparent, at least when it comes to communication, bears a striking resemblance to a block of coal.lordrichter
    ... in the balance of power between the accountants and marketing types against the artists, developers and those who generally want to build and run a good game then that balance needs to always be in favour of the latter - because the former will drag the game into the ground for every last bean they can squeeze out of it.Santie Claws
  • bertenburnyb16_ESO
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    updated facial animations of quests everybody already did.... ow wait...
    Haze Ramoran Dunmer Dragonknight Tank/Dps – Smoked-Da-Herb Saxheel Templar Tank/Healer

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  • bugmom
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    The ability to customize my pet somehow - collar, coloring, something. I find myself constantly thinking - why is my dog following that guy, only to realize it is not my dog, just looks like him.
  • Darkrogue671
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    /vomit emote
  • Robocles
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    A steampunk styled motorcycle mount (Dwemer, of course).
  • Darkrogue671
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    Oh... the ability to actually sit on a bench or chair? I can pick up the mystery bottle on the desk but I can't sit in the chair. I usually sit in the chair before rifling through the drawers. ;)
  • martinhpb16_ESO
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    A "snowball" emote

    A "smoke" emote, I miss my LOTRO Old Toby pipe-weed

    "Slap" emote

    Pointless geographic achievement titles from climbing to difficult places, or visiting every xxx.

    Horse cosmetics

    Emotes for pointless achievements

    More musical instruments, more tunes, player-made music

    Haircuts

    Roaming random world-bosses that need 6+ to take down

    Achievement based dance emotes

    Cosmetic armor slots

    Racial emotes I want to lick my paws, curl up in a ball and perrrr

    Guild-house with cosmetic slots

    Player house with cosmetic slots

    Cool trophies from dungeons and bosses that can be mounted in housing cosmetic slots

    Ability to grow crafting food and flowers in a garden
    Edited by martinhpb16_ESO on December 17, 2014 7:59PM
    At least the spelling is difficult for you.
    Hew's Bane*
  • SteveCampsOut
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    "Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?"

    Houses of Ill Repute!
    @ֆȶɛʋɛƈǟʍքֆօʊȶ⍟
    Sanguine & Psijic Group Beta Tester.

    NA Server:
    Steforax Soulstrong CH782 Sorcerer AD
    Grumpy Kahjiti CH782 Dragonknight AD
    Rheticia Le Drakisius CH782 Nightblade DC
    Razmuzan Thrasmas CH782 Templar EP
    Sheenara Soulstrong CH782 Dragonknight DC
    Erik Ramzey CH782 Nightblade AD
    Growling Kahjiti CH782 Nightblade EP
    One of Many Faces CH782 Sorcerer DC
    Grumpasaurus Rex CH782 Warden DC
    EU Server:
    Guildmaster of Pacrooti's Hirelings AD Based LGBT Friendly Guild.
    Stefrex Souliss CH701 Sorcerer AD
    Grumpy Kahjiti CH701 Dragonknight DC
    Slithisi Ksissi CH701 Nightblade EP
    Pokes-With-Fire CH701 Dragonknight AD
    Josie-The-Pussi-Cat CH701 Templar AD
    Stug-Grog M'God CH701 Templar DC
    One With Many Faces CH701 Nightblade DC
    Trixie Truskan CH701 Sorcerer EP
    Grumpetasaurus Rex CH701 Warden EP
  • Zorrashi
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    An arrow in the knee.
  • Rumba1
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    /throwpaperglider

    /throwfruit

    /throwvegetables

    /throwpie
  • Robocles
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    Zorrashi wrote: »
    An arrow in the knee.

    YES!!!
  • Darkrogue671
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    "Whats the most pointless, ridiculous, and unnecessary thing you want added to the game?"

    Houses of Ill Repute!

    There is nothing pointless or ridiculous about Houses of Ill Repute! And they are most very necessary! >:)
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