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I'd rather be notified of when an elf farts

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  • stewhead2ub17_ESO
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    I don't want to derail this thread but would an elf fart smell like wood chips??
  • SteveCampsOut
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    stewhead2ub17_ESO wrote: »
    I don't want to derail this thread but would an elf fart smell like wood chips??

    A wood elf's maybe....

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  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    stewhead2ub17_ESO wrote: »
    I don't want to derail this thread but would an elf fart smell like wood chips??

    You wish.

    Elf farts smell like death and sadness
  • Sacadon
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    Esha76 wrote: »
    Easily one of the most irritating aspects of the game. Another thread on this yesterday or something... one guy said the funniest thing; 'We need the @name of whoever it was that came up with idea and notify him every time we get notified." Brilliant.

    In the same thread someone else mentioned an add-on called BytheNine which allows you to block those notifications. So far, it seems to work beautifully for me.

    http://www.esoui.com/downloads/info764-BT9ByTheNineNotify-NotificationSettings.html

    FWIW, I use this one as it does only what I want very reliably and disable the raid notifications: Hide Raid Notify Spam

    ZOS please add this as a customizable option for you next release (thanks to crazydutchguy)
    function HRNS:EVENT_ADD_ON_LOADED(eventCode, addonName, ...)
	if addonName == Addon.Name then
		EVENT_MANAGER:UnregisterForEvent("Notifications",  EVENT_RAID_SCORE_NOTIFICATION_ADDED)
                 EVENT_MANAGER:UnregisterForEvent(Addon.Name, EVENT_ADD_ON_LOADED)
		for i = 1, GetNumRaidScoreNotifications() do
			RemoveRaidScoreNotification(GetRaidScoreNotificationId(i))
		end
	end
end
EVENT_MANAGER:RegisterForEvent(Addon.Name, EVENT_ADD_ON_LOADED, function(...) HRNS:EVENT_ADD_ON_LOADED(...) end )
    Edited by Sacadon on November 26, 2014 2:21PM
  • AlexDougherty
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    SteveCampsOut wrote: »
    stewhead2ub17_ESO wrote: »
    I don't want to derail this thread but would an elf fart smell like wood chips??

    A wood elf's maybe....

    No, wood elf are meat eaters, their's would smell of gravy.
    High Elf's (altmer) would smell of musty books.
    Dunmer Flatus might smell of wood chips, singed wood chips though.
    Dwemer's would smell of oil.
    Falmer (betrayed) Farts would smell of rotting vegetation, wereas unbetrayed Falmer wind would smell of glaciers and sunlight.
    And Orcs (Orisimer) farts would kill all life within a three mile radius. :mrgreen:

    Or I could just me making it all up....... Nah!.
    Edited by AlexDougherty on November 26, 2014 3:07PM
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  • stewhead2ub17_ESO
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    AlexDougherty wrote: »
    SteveCampsOut wrote: »
    stewhead2ub17_ESO wrote: »
    I don't want to derail this thread but would an elf fart smell like wood chips??

    A wood elf's maybe....

    No, wood elf are meat eaters, their's would smell of gravy.
    High Elf's (altmer) would smell of musty books.
    Dunmer Flatus might smell of wood chips, singed wood chips though.
    Dwemer's would smell of oil.
    Falmer (betrayed) Farts would smell of rotting vegetation, wereas unbetrayed Falmer wind would smell of glaciers and sunlight.
    And Orcs (Orisimer) farts would kill all life within a three mile radius. :mrgreen:

    Or I could just me making it all up....... Nah!.

    See that? I learned something!
  • AngryNord
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    AlexDougherty wrote: »
    SteveCampsOut wrote: »
    stewhead2ub17_ESO wrote: »
    I don't want to derail this thread but would an elf fart smell like wood chips??

    A wood elf's maybe....

    No, wood elf are meat eaters, their's would smell of gravy.
    High Elf's (altmer) would smell of musty books.
    Dunmer Flatus might smell of wood chips, singed wood chips though.
    Dwemer's would smell of oil.
    Falmer (betrayed) Farts would smell of rotting vegetation, wereas unbetrayed Falmer wind would smell of glaciers and sunlight.
    And Orcs (Orisimer) farts would kill all life within a three mile radius. :mrgreen:

    Or I could just me making it all up....... Nah!.

    Nord farts cause the end of the world. That's why beans and sauerkraut are banned in Skyrim :P
  • kelly.medleyb14_ESO
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    Still giggling at some of these comments :lol:
  • BRogueNZ
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    Just heard one 'em then

    thinks ee's some ear behind me

    AND HE"S BEEN EATING MY WIVES COOKIN!

    Fist Smash
  • Nazon_Katts
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    Geez, get your lore right. Elves never fart, that's why they're so full of hot air...
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  • Hazadus76
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    We need a /flatus emote!
  • Alphashado
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    They are Keenly aware about how annoying we find this. There have been several threads about it. For some reason ZOS stubbornly refuses to change it.
  • kelly.medleyb14_ESO
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    BRogueNZ wrote: »
    Just heard one 'em then

    thinks ee's some ear behind me

    AND HE"S BEEN EATING MY WIVES COOKIN!

    Fist Smash

    Hmm must have been something else, according to Nazon elves don't fart!
    Nazon_Katts wrote: »
    Geez, get your lore right. Elves never fart, that's why they're so full of hot air...

    No wonder!
    Hazadus76 wrote: »
    We need a /flatus emote!

    Totally agree!

    I received TWENTY notifications today :(
  • Alphashado
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    I have to agree with this thread. It's incredibly annoying. I honestly DO NOT CARE who has completed a trial. It makes zero difference to me. The fact that you have to get a 2cnd party addon to block it just makes it that much more ridiculous.

    Just another small thing that makes this game less than it could be.
  • kelly.medleyb14_ESO
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    Alphashado wrote: »
    I have to agree with this thread. It's incredibly annoying. I honestly DO NOT CARE who has completed a trial. It makes zero difference to me. The fact that you have to get a 2cnd party addon to block it just makes it that much more ridiculous.

    Just another small thing that makes this game less than it could be.

    Yeah it seems to me this should be an easy decision just have a check box under game settings to toggle it off.
  • Karnus
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  • korwinthale
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    This also touches on why I do not like guilds in this game...Guilds are supposed to be groups of like players who enjoy playing together... in every MMO I have played before I knew every single member of my guild well... in this game its like you just associate with piles of strangers for guild stores and stupidity ... I prefer 1 guild of friends and a damn auction house!
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  • Alphashado
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    korwinthale wrote: »
    This also touches on why I do not like guilds in this game...Guilds are supposed to be groups of like players who enjoy playing together... in every MMO I have played before I knew every single member of my guild well... in this game its like you just associate with piles of strangers for guild stores and stupidity ... I prefer 1 guild of friends and a damn auction house!

    With all due respect, that has nothing to do with the topic of this thread. There are countless other threads debating auction houses. This thread is about not having the option to disable Trial completion notifications.
  • stewhead2ub17_ESO
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    But at it's core I think it's about the long standing secret of elf flatulence
  • Gyudan
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    stewhead2ub17_ESO wrote: »
    But at it's core I think it's about the long standing secret of elf flatulence
    When bosmers eat khajiiti meat, because it's a bit spicy.
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  • Darlgon
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    Gyudan wrote: »
    stewhead2ub17_ESO wrote: »
    But at it's core I think it's about the long standing secret of elf flatulence
    When Bosmers eat Khajiiti meat, because it's a bit spicy.

    Nah.. its more of a moon-sugary sweet.
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  • kelly.medleyb14_ESO
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    Alphashado wrote: »
    korwinthale wrote: »
    This also touches on why I do not like guilds in this game...Guilds are supposed to be groups of like players who enjoy playing together... in every MMO I have played before I knew every single member of my guild well... in this game its like you just associate with piles of strangers for guild stores and stupidity ... I prefer 1 guild of friends and a damn auction house!

    With all due respect, that has nothing to do with the topic of this thread. There are countless other threads debating auction houses. This thread is about not having the option to disable Trial completion notifications.

    Agreed not to mention auction houses destroy economies, this was a great call on Z's part and glad they stuck by their guns, which is another reason I have hope for the longevity of the game and hold out hope that soon they will make an option to NOT be notified of when elfs fart... oh wait.
  • Wolfshead
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    The idea would have be really good if you only could be in ONE guild but fact is when are in more them one guild that notifications is really really pointless for you end up go to guild page and see which one that login to which guild
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