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DAGGERFALL COVENANT (ridiculous propaganda N Super bad macho pvp recruitment video)

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I'm not sure wat happened here either ... o.0
  • Gaettusk
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    Is that a way of saying "We'll help level your alt"?
  • Roechacca
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    Gaettusk wrote: »
    Is that a way of saying "We'll help level your alt"?

    No it's called lying . What are you new ? False promises and big dreams is what makes this country great . I might give Ya a sweetroll ...
  • Oughash
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    WTF did I just watch?
  • Gaettusk
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    Roechacca wrote: »
    Gaettusk wrote: »
    Is that a way of saying "We'll help level your alt"?

    No it's called lying . What are you new ? False promises and big dreams is what makes this country great . I might give Ya a sweetroll ...

    Alright, I'll keep killing you then. Can I sacrifice you and bring back Thrillhouse?
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    Ishammael wrote: »
    WTF did I just watch?

    I've been asking myself that very question after posting . In my defense there was a lot of drinking involved . And it seemed so awesome last night !

    ...but here we are now . No refunds .
  • Lfehova
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    LOL. I will definitely watch that again when I get home.
    Characters: Hovaling/Lfehova/Hova-kun/Hovalicious
    Class: DK/DK/Sorc/Templar
    Guild: No Mercy
    Alliance: Daggerfall

    Characters after rename: BROVALING/Baka-kun/Brovalicious (Lfehova is now a retired DK and spends his days crafting)
  • Roechacca
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    Gaettusk wrote: »
    Roechacca wrote: »
    Gaettusk wrote: »
    Is that a way of saying "We'll help level your alt"?

    No it's called lying . What are you new ? False promises and big dreams is what makes this country great . I might give Ya a sweetroll ...

    Alright, I'll keep killing you then. Can I sacrifice you and bring back Thrillhouse?

    That escalated quicker then I thought .

    How about you don't keep killing me an take the sweetroll ?
  • Ghostbane
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    Where do I sign up?
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    PC - EU
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    EP :: Wee ee ee ee ee [16]
    DC :: Ghostbane's DK [16], Impending Loadscreen [12]

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    AD :: Ghostbane [50], yer ma [43], Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 2.0 [18], robotic baby legs [18]
    EP :: Wee Mad Arthur [50], avast ye buttcrackz [49], Sir Horace Foghorn [27], Brother Ballbag [24], Scatman John [16]
    DC :: W T B Waffles [36], Morale Boost [30], W T F Waffles [17], Ghostbanë [15]

    RIP
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  • Lfehova
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    Ghostbane wrote: »
    Where do I sign up?

    First, do you have a 12 inch epeen to spear your enemies with? If you saw in the video, a good spear is the basis of DC success!
    Characters: Hovaling/Lfehova/Hova-kun/Hovalicious
    Class: DK/DK/Sorc/Templar
    Guild: No Mercy
    Alliance: Daggerfall

    Characters after rename: BROVALING/Baka-kun/Brovalicious (Lfehova is now a retired DK and spends his days crafting)
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    Lfehova wrote: »
    Ghostbane wrote: »
    Where do I sign up?

    First, do you have a 12 inch epeen to spear your enemies with? If you saw in the video, a good spear is the basis of DC success!

    He speaks the truth friend
    >
  • April
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    omg... wtf... I actually scooted my chair away from my desk when the camera zoomed into it's boobs...
    Guild: Just Some Guild

    Ysmira - VR16 Dragonknight - AD - Former Empress [Thornblade NA Cycles 2-3]
    Vanarra - VR16 Templar - AD - Stormproof
    Seraffina - VR16 Nightblade - AD - Stormproof
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    Elleyana - VR16 Templar - AD
    Freiya - VR16 Stam Temp - AD
  • TheBull
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    possible the worst mixed video on the internet.

    but still FOR DAGGERFALL!
    Edited by TheBull on November 25, 2014 8:09PM
  • Pchela
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    Props to using ministry as the music!
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    Lucy Veleth - Misery Cordia

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    @aruspex
  • Roechacca
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    [vid]
  • eventide03b14a_ESO
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    Holy uncanny valley Batman! The Daggerfall Covenant has Stepford Wives now?
    Edited by eventide03b14a_ESO on November 25, 2014 8:41PM
    :trollin:
  • FluffiestOne
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    THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!
    Fluffy
    Senior Fluffykins, Daggerfall Liberator of Haderus, Dragonknight.
    Fliffers, Daggerfall Liberator of Hopesfire, Templar.
    Prophet Fluffy of Death, Casual of the Dominion, Sorceror.
    Nozdorumu The Timeless, Daggerfall. Dragon. Nightblade.
    All my toon names are subject to change.
    " Ignorance must be bliss because I can't imagine why anyone would live in it. " -Fluffy
  • Nivzruo_ESO
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    The red capes thou. EP gogo.
    Nelgyntc- V14 NB
  • Tintinabula
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    we welcome you..we're..the Loli POP gang..the LoliPOP gang!!!
  • Roselle
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    @ 00:58

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  • DaggerfallTradeMasters
    Lol for what guild is that video? xD i am curious
  • JaJaLuka
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    That video is creepy as *** during the intro and just goes down hill from there...
    Krojick, DC Sorc PC NA
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    Others...
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    Lol for what guild is that video? xD i am curious

    It's not for any guild in particular . It was suppose to be a inspirational piece for PUGs . But so far I've been asked everything from , are you ok ? To where are you hiding all those bodies ? ...

    I want to reassure everyone your concerns for my mental health are valid . I've been seeking treatment for several years . Yes it's a new medication , really experimental stuff . They say it's working . They even took the monitoring device off my ankle :D
  • Insurrektion
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    Roechacca wrote: »
    Lol for what guild is that video? xD i am curious

    It's not for any guild in particular . It was suppose to be a inspirational piece for PUGs . But so far I've been asked everything from , are you ok ? To where are you hiding all those bodies ? ...

    I want to reassure everyone your concerns for my mental health are valid . I've been seeking treatment for several years . Yes it's a new medication , really experimental stuff . They say it's working . They even took the monitoring device off my ankle :D
    good for you!
  • DaggerfallTradeMasters
    Lol video is now removed? xD
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    Ya youtube is the real villain
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