Very slowly?I mean, look at how the population of Warsaw alone has grown in the last few years.
Haha, I can imagine. My last name is nigh unpronounceable too.
Actually, yes. I was in the Army in the early 1980s with a guy who had that precise last name. Nobody in the outfit could pronounce his name, so we called him "Eyechart."
Years later I was reading a Harry Turtledove book where he hung that exact same nickname on a guy with another Eastern European, no-vowels name. Go figure.
