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The Wayne Saunders Beard Appreciation Thread
Neizir
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Just look at this BEARD! Not even the almighty Hair of the Leavey can come close to rivaling the Holy, Righteous Beard of the Saunders!
How can you not agree that Wayne Saunders' beard is highly underappreciated?
Let me state 5 stone cold, hard facts:
How can you not agree that Wayne Saunders' beard is highly underappreciated?
Let me state 5 stone cold, hard facts:
- The Devil sells his soul to Jason Leavey's hair. Jason Leavey's hair sells its soul to Wayne Saunders' beard.
- Wayne Saunders fixed the Starbucks machine at the ZOS offices using one strand of his beard.
- When Wayne Saunders enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on. His beard turns the darkness off.
- Once Jason Leavey's Hair touched Wayne Saunders' Beard. The result was the Soulburst.
- M.C Hammer learned the hard way that Wayne Saunders' Beard can touch this.
Neizir Stormstrider
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Csub✭✭✭✭✭I already proposed it at the stream, they should mix it with Jason's Hair but Jason said it could not be handled.
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✭✭✭✭✭Those are SideburnsEnjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.
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That is a beard with a part. Notice how it passes the mustache. If a sideburn passes a mustache it crosses over into beard territory.
All Wayne has to do is put a part in his beard. Do it for the children Wayne.Edited by Armitas on November 7, 2014 10:18PMRetired.
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✭✭✭✭✭Edited by Nestor on November 7, 2014 10:31PMEnjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.
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✭✭✭Better Watch it before Jason Leavey's hair comes over there and smack you around.1 -
Neizir✭✭✭✭✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »Better Watch it before Jason Leavey's hair comes over there and smack you around.
The power of the beard will protect me.Neizir Stormstrider
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✭Wayne's beard does not adhere to the AoE cap rules.Force weapon swap to have priority over EVERYTHING. Close enough.
Make stamina builds even with magicka builds.
Disable abilities while holding block.
Give us a REASON to do dungeons more than once.
Remove PVP AoE CAP. It is ruining Cyrodiil.
Fix/Remove Forward Camps. They are ruining Cyrodiil.
Impenetrability needs to REDUCE CRIT DAMAGE. Not negate entire builds.
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✭✭NVRMNDEdited by AlexDougherty on November 8, 2014 4:58PMPeople believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
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renton1x1x1✭✭✭Wayne Saunders is flying the flag for beard wearers everywhere!!!Renton Sc Breton Sorcerer VR14
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✭Leavey, Saunders.. - why are there no threads and postings from worshippers of "The Konk" anymore? *sigh* I really miss it
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✭✭✭✭✭I remain loyal to Jason Leavey's hair. No beard can tempt me away from the right path. Though it is a mesmerising piece of facial furniture ....Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
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✭✭wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »I remain loyal to Jason Leavey's hair. No beard can tempt me away from the right path. Though it is a mesmerising piece of facial furniture ....
Only one way to solve this, (reference to Harry Hill's Tv Burp (it's a TV show)).Edited by AlexDougherty on November 8, 2014 9:31PMPeople believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
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