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If you can’t beat them, joint hem.

astro74
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So I decided I should quit QQ about DKs and simply reroll one of my own. I will dedicate this thread to my experiences during both the level up process as well as my future PvP experiences. I’ll try to keep an open and subjective mind during this process documenting both Pros and Cons to really get a true picture if the DK is overpowered or not.

So here is part 1 – Character Creation

I decided to go with a Dark-elf to make the best use of the DKs fire-based DPS. Already by clicking DK as profession felt much better than when I chose any of my other alts professions. I already feel powerful and I haven’t even left the character creation page.

I start work on my appearance and notice no matter what I chose it looks much better than any of my other alts. Finally I urgently needs a Bio break so I just press Randomize and OMG the character looks exactly how I figure a DK should look: Short, grey skin, big ears and a smile that makes him look he just doesn’t have one extra pair of chromosomes but rather three.

I type in a 1337 name and hit create. Damn.. name already taken, I try another nice name, same story. I urgently needs to Bio break but want to finish my creation first. I try one more name and then another and another. Nothing works and a bio accident is about to happen. I quickly try a hint I got from the forum for DK tactics and hit my head on the keyboard two times. Viola Name accepted. I press create and runs to the best room in the house.

While doing my stuff I’m beginning to think there might be some truth to the rumors DK:s are overpowered. One click on Randomize and his entire appearance was just right, I remember creating my old Sorcerer I had to spend hours in character creation before I was happy and here it only took 1 second. Then the naming process, I tried using skills (verbal) and I’m sure one I learn to play the class skills would have mattered but as I was in a hurry I just face-rolled the keyboard and the tactic worked as a charm.
Finished, I went back to start my journey.

F***k on the character creation screen my new DK alt had already killed of my main and all my alts. Not only that but he also ate the play button and to show exactly how powerful he was he even zoomed in on himself. I was eager to try this bad-ass out so I immediately restarted my computer to see if I could get a new play button to pop up. For the first time in Eso I felt overwhelmed with excitement. I start the launcher and get back in character creation, the DK still zoomed in and no playbutton (and no main character or alts). Wow talk about power! I tried to talk some senses into the monster I just created, how many hours I put in my main and so on. He didn’t listen, just stood there in a zoomed in position.
So while waiting for CS to get back to me I figured this would be a good point to summarize and end part 1.

Pros
When you click the select DK button you feel like a god. A strange rush that otherwise can only be achieved through (some) chemical substances.
Easy character creation – Appearance. Literary a 1 click button skill needed.
Very strong character – Instantly killed off my VR14 main and several alts of various levels already in the character select screen. Too bad I was in the toilet and missed it. Must have been a good Lolz to see the lvl 1 DK take on my VR14 Sorc and beat him silly and then eat him..and the other chars.
Easy naming procedure – True facerolling

Cons
Nothing
Well maybe that his name is hard to pronounce..
Hmm…I kind of miss my other characters but the fact my new main seems stronger than them all already in character select screen makes the loss easy to live with.
Oh almost forgot, he ate the playbutton too so I cant login. That’s not something good. I hope it was just because he was newly hatched he did that, maybe he was really hungry. If this is some bad habit though it will for sure be annoying in the future.

Roundup part 1

The DK seems to have both Pros and Cons. However so far the Pros >> Cons. Cant wait til I get my playbutton back so I can feed him the blood from my enemies (and huge part of the local flora and fauna).
  • Gorthax
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    just remember, DK's only like being the same cookie cutter build as every other DK. If you try to stray away from that build in ANY way your DK will delete himself because of the abuse
  • Syntse
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    Cool story bro. Did the same but luckily my NB, Templars, Sorc and stam DK was able to hold against the one newly created firemage DK. Grinding to vet1 went flying and dmg even at vet1 is awesome compared to my other chars.
    Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
    Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
    Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
    Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
    Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
    Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
    Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
  • Sighlynce
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    Awesome :D I hope the 'play' button resurrects soon , I am looking forward to Roundup part duo !
    "What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" - Paarthurnax
  • Maulkin
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    astro74 wrote: »

    So here is part 1 – Character Creation

    I decided to go with a Dark-elf to make the best use of the DKs fire-based DPS. Already by clicking DK as profession felt much better than when I chose any of my other alts professions. I already feel powerful and I haven’t even left the character creation page.

    Looking forward to many more non-biased updates. It's going to be nail-biting stuff I'm sure. Where's the subscribe button when you need it.
    Edited by Maulkin on October 24, 2014 2:18PM
    EU | PC | AD
  • TehMagnus
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    DKs can eat play button and kill your own alts?

    I'm submitting a bug report and creating a Nerf post ASAP.
  • Armitas
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    astro74 wrote: »
    I urgently needs to Bio break but want to finish my creation first. I try one more name and then another and another. Nothing works and a bio accident is about to happen.

    Unless you are a casual you should get a "Madcatz MMO Gaming Diaper" like I use. People ask if anyone needs a bio and I just smile and say "not anymore".

    Don't even bother with the knock off versions. They don't have the leak coverage that Madcatz does.
    Edited by Armitas on October 24, 2014 2:45PM
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • astro74
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    Armitas wrote: »
    astro74 wrote: »
    I urgently needs to Bio break but want to finish my creation first. I try one more name and then another and another. Nothing works and a bio accident is about to happen.

    Unless you are a casual you should get a "Madcatz MMO Gaming Diaper" like I use. People ask if anyone needs a bio and I just smile and say "not anymore".

    ROFL awesome, where can i find one?
  • TehMagnus
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    Nerf Post Created. You shouldn't be allowed to be so OP.
  • Merlin13KAGL
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    magnusnet wrote: »
    DKs can eat play button and kill your own alts?

    I'm submitting a bug report and creating a Nerf post ASAP.

    @magnusnet , don't bother. Everyone knows the Play button is OP and unbalanced.

    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

    IRL'ing for a while for assorted reasons, in forum, and in game.
    I am neither warm, nor fuzzy...
    Probably has checkbox on Customer Service profile that say High Aggro, 99% immunity to BS
  • Armitas
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    astro74 wrote: »
    Armitas wrote: »
    astro74 wrote: »
    I urgently needs to Bio break but want to finish my creation first. I try one more name and then another and another. Nothing works and a bio accident is about to happen.

    Unless you are a casual you should get a "Madcatz MMO Gaming Diaper" like I use. People ask if anyone needs a bio and I just smile and say "not anymore".

    ROFL awesome, where can i find one?

    l33TGamerzWhereHouse
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • Merlin13KAGL
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    astro74 wrote: »
    Armitas wrote: »
    astro74 wrote: »
    I urgently needs to Bio break but want to finish my creation first. I try one more name and then another and another. Nothing works and a bio accident is about to happen.

    Unless you are a casual you should get a "Madcatz MMO Gaming Diaper" like I use. People ask if anyone needs a bio and I just smile and say "not anymore".

    ROFL awesome, where can i find one?

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MKRLF1r3Mw
    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

    IRL'ing for a while for assorted reasons, in forum, and in game.
    I am neither warm, nor fuzzy...
    Probably has checkbox on Customer Service profile that say High Aggro, 99% immunity to BS
  • Loneshard
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    That should not be the solution ..

    We need balanced classes!

    And later.. what you do later in the Champion system, and with weapons and spellcraft, is a other thing! There, we do not need balancing because that anyone can do the same.

    DK's are atm well OP..
    Nerf is needed!
  • astro74
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    Part 2 skipping content

    So I finally got my playbutton back. Didnt know what i did but suddenly it was there again. My other characters too btw. Guess the DK got bored an spit them all out again. Anyway I got his message, I now know whos got the power. Its time for me to continue my totally unbiased review of the dreaded DK.

    So I click play and I am immediatly presented with the option to skip the first part. I guess the mobs were to afraid to meet me in battle. As a token of appreciation I spared the ugly starter skeletons I immediately gain 2 levels and am awarded a soulshard. BWAHAHA My main was not able to do this, I suspect Its a dk thing since the ugly starter skeletons think they actually stand a chance against the other classes.

    I walk out of the house and walks up to another Mob, maybe they too will get scared of the DK and grant me enough levels to bypass the lower levels (3-50). But no luck. He jumps me and i have to fight him. During the fight i hold one hand in the air just to see if I can beat him with just one hand. No problem. I destroy the Mob without breaking a sweat. I run to the next Mob and hold both my hands in the air using only my head to mash buttons. Now Its more even but i still beat him. Next Mob i will destroy using only my ..err.. you know. I stand up and just when Im about to unzip i see my girlfriends reflection in the TV.

    I turn around and she just look at the keyboard imprints in my forehead, shakes her head and tells me to come to bed. NOW!!!

    As I log out I feel a little split. I was really happy I saw her before i unzipped still I cant help to wonder if I would have been able to destroy the mobs by dropping my nutsack on the keyboard.

    Maby it was good I didnt found out... It would be nasty to try the faceroll afterwards...

    To sum up my second experience:

    Pros.
    Skip content
    Able to kill stuff handsfree

    Cons
    That i couldnt skip the remaining 47 levels
    Angry girlfriend
  • MercyKilling
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    I thought this was going to be some obscure drug culture reference thread.

    Joint hem.
    I am not spending a single penny on the game until changes are made to the game that I want to see.
    1) Remove having to be in a guild to sell items to other players at a kiosk.
    2) Cosmetic modding for armor and clothing.
    3) Difficulty slider.
    4) Fully customizable player housing that isn't tied to anything in the game other than having the correct resources and enough gold to build. Don't tie it to PvP, guild membership, or anything at all. Oh, make it instanced so as not to take up world map space, too. Zeni screwed this one up already.
    Any /one/ of these things implemented would get me spending again, maybe even subbing.
  • jeevin
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    I thought this was going to be some obscure drug culture reference thread.

    Joint hem.

    Early days yet. It may still get there ;)
  • yiasemi
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    I think your DK is already packing your gfs bag. Or yours so you can run off and be together. Who needs reality? You have the fires of his awesome magic and muscles to keep you warm on dark toiletless nights.
  • Syntse
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    astro74 wrote: »
    I turn around and she just look at the keyboard imprints in my forehead, shakes her head and tells me to come to bed. NOW!!!

    So there is weak spot for the DKs power... gf/wife/partner.

    Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
    Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
    Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
    Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
    Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
    Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
    Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
  • ThisOnePosts
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    lol this thread..... thanks for the laugh, ZOS.. sticky this please, everyone should hear this story and on-going battle... randomizing to satisfaction = automatic OP, nerf the randomizer!
    Edited by ThisOnePosts on October 27, 2014 7:03AM
  • Gillysan
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    You must be a terrible player if you feel you needed a DK to fee OP in pve. There is no story here until you pvp.
  • Syntse
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    Gillysan wrote: »
    You must be a terrible player if you feel you needed a DK to fee OP in pve. There is no story here until you pvp.

    Why so serious?
    Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
    Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
    Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
    Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
    Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
    Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
    Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
  • Gillysan
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    Actually I'm chuckling at the OP. Joint hem now makes sense.
  • astro74
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    Part 3 Total dissapointment.

    So I managed to get a few hours and level to 19.

    I figured out as a DK I still have to do the quests. Thought there would be a skip button or autocomplete but no..

    Tried to take on groups of mobs +10 levels but I actually had to press the buttons in the right order to win, I even had to do some weaponswapping. This sucks. Rolling my head over the keyboard wont work unless the mobs are my level +- a few.

    Some bosses actually require me to do some thinking. Hate that, my head hurts ...damn DK.

    So far Im using 1h + shield and destrostaff, just waiting to level destro enough for aoe then I will bring down the entire server :open_mouth:

    If RL allows I will do some pvp tonight. Maybe solo a keep or ten. I will be lvl 20something, that should be enough to take on atleast a small raidgroup.

    Now...I...must...go...back...to...level...some...more...

    Pros
    None, No autocompletebutton on quests I have to do them myself.

    Cons
    Must to some extent push buttons in right order
    Is forced to weaponswap sometimes
    Hard to take on mobs 3 times my level.

  • bertenburnyb16_ESO
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    your doin it wrong!!!
    u need vamp too ;)

    nananananananana Batswaaaarm
    Haze Ramoran Dunmer Dragonknight Tank/Dps – Smoked-Da-Herb Saxheel Templar Tank/Healer

    Red Diamond, Protect us 'til the end (EU EP Thorn)
  • Loneshard
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    Everyone should join the DK's Dark Dlves Vampire endless power!
    This is the right way...
  • bertenburnyb16_ESO
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    Loneshard wrote: »
    Everyone should join the DK's Dark Dlves Vampire endless power!
    This is the right way...

    Join the dark-(elf-DK-vamp) side
    Haze Ramoran Dunmer Dragonknight Tank/Dps – Smoked-Da-Herb Saxheel Templar Tank/Healer

    Red Diamond, Protect us 'til the end (EU EP Thorn)
  • Loneshard
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    Loneshard wrote: »
    Everyone should join the DK's Dark Dlves Vampire endless power!
    This is the right way...

    Join the dark-(elf-DK-vamp) side

    I will ;)
  • Hamfast
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    Loneshard wrote: »
    Everyone should join the DK's Dark Dlves Vampire endless power!
    This is the right way...

    Join the dark-(elf-DK-vamp) side

    Do they have cookies?
    ( Come to the dark elf dk vamp side
    Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most...
  • Gillysan
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  • astro74
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    Gillysan wrote: »
    Is your DK named Skater Gnome?

    Lol nope why?
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