FluffiestOne wrote: »The Lord Fixate would claim this as his own, the AD of haderus would crumble before him in it.
Your bath water doesn't turn into Dom Pérignon after you wash, you die in Cyrodiil just like everyone else does.
Don't believe your own hype, I know I don't.
So khajiit had the most glorious pleasure to try and Defend two outposts by themselves when a certain Galalalalala person came to say hello.
This one would like to thank this brave knight of the dragons for showing khajiit how holding down the right mouse button , and standing utterly still in a field of caltrops can teach someone they need to use summon shades from this point on. They also appreciate the couple of thousand points that little venture rewarded them with.
Telel does hope that your lesson was not found wanting later on on Thornblade as this one was never a very good student. Though they did often get to wear the special wizard's hat the teacher only gave out to those that caught their eye.
Yes, it was a most rewarding lesson you taught me oh mighty mister one button.
Certainly the painful demise at my own hands was worth the two thousand AP, and educational experience this one was humbly rewarded with for their meager efforts.
Though they are curious if you have noticed this one improving in their efforts to see your corpse rotting on the fields of where they make their business once more part of nature's cycle.
ezareth_ESO wrote: »FluffiestOne wrote: »The Lord Fixate would claim this as his own, the AD of haderus would crumble before him in it.
Your bath water doesn't turn into Dom Pérignon after you wash, you die in Cyrodiil just like everyone else does.
Don't believe your own hype, I know I don't.
Actually he dies far more than most.
msawwan2ub17_ESO wrote: »FluffiestOne wrote: »Princess_Asgari wrote: »
Best DK's in the world list:
#1: Currently Mrs Jones
#2: As always, The Lord Fixate
#3: Whatever scrub is trying to be as good as Lord Fixate
#4: Whatever scrub is trying to be like Lord Fixate
#5-1000: Every other DK in descending order of how many impulses they spam daily.
#1001: " ESO's biggest sugarbaby " or whatever this fail calls himself.
( TL;DIR : You all can fight for #1 and everything else, you suck compared to me )
You didn't get the new list? Jones is #3 now.
I am going to take this opportunity to shamelessly promote my pvp videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQYqIS1Sgr8
^ best DK ever right there
"Caltrops" nom nom nom!
Good times
your local DK scrub
"Caltrops" nom nom nom!
Good times
your local DK scrub
Lol, you know you nearly killed me with caltrops, or better put. I nearly killed me by throwing caltrops on you while you had reflective on your bar, I didn't go boom but got awfully close and felt foolish for doing so.
I wasn't sure if caltrops reflected till that moment... they do!
I saw others that were firing arrows at you, then caltrops and they went boom. Hehehe, funny. I was lucky that day that as I had soul assault on my bar, so you copped a lazer to the face and went boom, but only after a while. Not sure where we were, it was earlier this week I think.
Oh, and recently I saw you north of farra near the gate, I had my NB's tank bar on and ambushed you while you were fighting another guy and boom! I tried to /tell you in game just to say hi, but it came up with no such player. Weird.
/puts on tinfoil hat
Maybe your one of those ZOS employees that rolls a DK and is responsible for making them (at least on the forums alegedly) unkillable demi-gods.
/end conspiracy theory.
Next time for sure.