Dear AD of Haderus

Agrippa_Invisus · October 2014

Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »

I too spotted a random Barbeque (note the incorrect spelling) as well. I was incensed! I was originally going to go with Trogdor the Burninator but I didn't think most would get the reference.

I am the real Aoe Barbecue. @Pixysticks‌ and other impostors shall suffer death by slow cooking!

TL;DIR -- He is AOE Barbecue

Telel · October 2014

Not to be confused with ABC Mimiru the japanese loli rap artist.

whom I just made up on a whim.

Aoe_Barbecue · October 2014

Ralhir wrote: »

Is a sorceror bolt escaping really any different from a Dragon Knight flappity flapping every time he sees...more than two people? Usually this is followed by something themed after a Divo song, and many spiky clawed things shooting up from the ground about once every two seconds.

Perhaps if the might dragon knights of the stick and poot club would give up their winged bouncy bits then the one they seem to have such angst towards would respond in kind yes?

Streaking through a group to CC and generate ultimate for Negate is a common tactic. The person referred to uses Ball Lighthing to run far, far from the fight in hopes that he can isolate one to chase.

This Sorcerer adds nearly no strength to those playing around him. He likewise did not do so as emperor. The amount of crossfaction tells -- even from those in his guild -- about his general uselessness are testament.

Telel · October 2014

Telel will argue the point of him doing little, and adding nothing. AS one who runs alone, but tries to do what they can to teach the new how to enjoy themselves instead of dieing and getting irritated I saw Ezareth doing many things to try and aid the learners, illiterates, and newbs we had for much of the last few weeks.

This one also saw him at many a siege, and often saw him trying to direct things. That this was done without as much of the grumpiness, and cycnicism that khajiit often uses was quite impressive.

Compared to Emperor Robert whom this humble murdering fool has only seen on for a couple of nights Ezareth was more impressive. If nothing else he did much without having a huge organization backing him unlike the Emperors Telel faced on Chillrend before they departed for fresher cookie earning grounds.

Therefore this one can not agree with the assertions of their betters. Of course as they are unimportant, and most decidedly not good enough to warrant being hunted down and killed, they do not expect anyone to care.

Psilent · October 2014

Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »

I too spotted a random Barbeque (note the incorrect spelling) as well. I was incensed! I was originally going to go with Trogdor the Burninator but I didn't think most would get the reference.

I am the real Aoe Barbecue. @Pixysticks‌ and other impostors shall suffer death by slow cooking!

Really? People wouldn't get Trogdor the Burninator? Was that really that long ago? I remember staying up late one night watching every single one of Strongbad's emails. Haha!

Trogdor was a man
I mean, he was a dragon man!

Aoe_Barbecue · October 2014

Those were the days ... burninating the countryside ... burninating the peasants. TROGDOR!

Aoe_Barbecue · October 2014

Ralhir wrote: »

Telel will argue the point of him doing little, and adding nothing. AS one who runs alone, but tries to do what they can to teach the new how to enjoy themselves instead of dieing and getting irritated I saw Ezareth doing many things to try and aid the learners, illiterates, and newbs we had for much of the last few weeks.

This one also saw him at many a siege, and often saw him trying to direct things. That this was done without as much of the grumpiness, and cycnicism that khajiit often uses was quite impressive.

Compared to Emperor Robert whom this humble murdering fool has only seen on for a couple of nights Ezareth was more impressive. If nothing else he did much without having a huge organization backing him unlike the Emperors Telel faced on Chillrend before they departed for fresher cookie earning grounds.

Therefore this one can not agree with the assertions of their betters. Of course as they are unimportant, and most decidedly not good enough to warrant being hunted down and killed, they do not expect anyone to care.

Solo all you want. Good for you man. I hope that, in the process, you do not likewise develop the quixotic dichotomy of owning a fragile ego but also the tendency to dismiss others to defend said fragility. (Perhaps the beginnings of a midlife crisis?) It's heavily exploitable, as this thread has been a litany of it

(Notice how people without fragile ego/abrasive ego defense dichotomies don't get trolled, ever?)

Braidas · October 2014

Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »

Ralhir wrote: »

Telel will argue the point of him doing little, and adding nothing. AS one who runs alone, but tries to do what they can to teach the new how to enjoy themselves instead of dieing and getting irritated I saw Ezareth doing many things to try and aid the learners, illiterates, and newbs we had for much of the last few weeks.

This one also saw him at many a siege, and often saw him trying to direct things. That this was done without as much of the grumpiness, and cycnicism that khajiit often uses was quite impressive.

Compared to Emperor Robert whom this humble murdering fool has only seen on for a couple of nights Ezareth was more impressive. If nothing else he did much without having a huge organization backing him unlike the Emperors Telel faced on Chillrend before they departed for fresher cookie earning grounds.

Therefore this one can not agree with the assertions of their betters. Of course as they are unimportant, and most decidedly not good enough to warrant being hunted down and killed, they do not expect anyone to care.

Solo all you want. Good for you man. I hope that, in the process, you do not likewise develop the quixotic dichotomy of owning a fragile ego but also the tendency to dismiss others to defend said fragility. (Perhaps the beginnings of a midlife crisis?) It's heavily exploitable, as this thread has been a litany of it

(Notice how people without fragile ego/abrasive ego defense dichotomies don't get trolled, ever?)

Aoe Barbecue, teachin peeps new words erryday.

Asgari · October 2014

Braidas wrote: »

Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »

Ralhir wrote: »

Telel will argue the point of him doing little, and adding nothing. AS one who runs alone, but tries to do what they can to teach the new how to enjoy themselves instead of dieing and getting irritated I saw Ezareth doing many things to try and aid the learners, illiterates, and newbs we had for much of the last few weeks.

This one also saw him at many a siege, and often saw him trying to direct things. That this was done without as much of the grumpiness, and cycnicism that khajiit often uses was quite impressive.

Compared to Emperor Robert whom this humble murdering fool has only seen on for a couple of nights Ezareth was more impressive. If nothing else he did much without having a huge organization backing him unlike the Emperors Telel faced on Chillrend before they departed for fresher cookie earning grounds.

Therefore this one can not agree with the assertions of their betters. Of course as they are unimportant, and most decidedly not good enough to warrant being hunted down and killed, they do not expect anyone to care.

Solo all you want. Good for you man. I hope that, in the process, you do not likewise develop the quixotic dichotomy of owning a fragile ego but also the tendency to dismiss others to defend said fragility. (Perhaps the beginnings of a midlife crisis?) It's heavily exploitable, as this thread has been a litany of it

(Notice how people without fragile ego/abrasive ego defense dichotomies don't get trolled, ever?)

Aoe Barbecue, teachin peeps new words erryday.

I got a few final papers coming up. BBQ I'll trade pics for papers lol

Telel · October 2014

Telel does not see fragility. They instead perhaps note a distinct inability to notice those being such abrassive sorts are doing so as a means of amusing themselves more than out of any real ability to maintain a position on a topic.

But then perhaps that is the point yes? After all if their ability is to make a pack of goobers chase them until they die tired then they've certainly succeeded in making some here waste so much time , talent, and effort in attempting to be, amusingly unpleaseant.

To wit is the troll being trolled by the troll who trolls trolls?

Subtomik · October 2014

Ralhir wrote: »

Telel does not see fragility. They instead perhaps note a distinct inability to notice those being such abrassive sorts are doing so as a means of amusing themselves more than out of any real ability to maintain a position on a topic.

But then perhaps that is the point yes? After all if their ability is to make a pack of goobers chase them until they die tired then they've certainly succeeded in making some here waste so much time , talent, and effort in attempting to be, amusingly unpleaseant.

To wit is the troll being trolled by the troll who trolls trolls?

I was hoping for that at one point to be honest.

But the dude has a vanity plate with his game name lol.

"its just a game" has no meaning to this guy, and the whole honor thing is real, not some in game role playing/troll i assumed it was.

Ezareth · October 2014

Subtomik wrote: »

Ralhir wrote: »

Telel does not see fragility. They instead perhaps note a distinct inability to notice those being such abrassive sorts are doing so as a means of amusing themselves more than out of any real ability to maintain a position on a topic.

But then perhaps that is the point yes? After all if their ability is to make a pack of goobers chase them until they die tired then they've certainly succeeded in making some here waste so much time , talent, and effort in attempting to be, amusingly unpleaseant.

To wit is the troll being trolled by the troll who trolls trolls?

I was hoping for that at one point to be honest.

But the dude has a vanity plate with his game name lol.

"its just a game" has no meaning to this guy, and the whole honor thing is real, not some in game role playing/troll i assumed it was.

Ohh the honor "thing" is real I'll give you that. I figured that would have been explained by members of your guild who interacted with me first. My name is and has always been for more than games.

Jokes just aren't funny if you have to explain them. The best jokes are sometimes difficult to grasp. When one is fencing you sometimes must leave an opening in order to invite an attack. Trolling operates similarly.

If Sun Tzu were alive today he would explain these things to you.

Telel · October 2014

Different impulse spam for different folks.

Aoe_Barbecue · October 2014

If Sun Tzu were alive and concerned with ESO he'd laugh at your woefully irrelevant playstyle and build. Also lol @ putting words in the mouths of dead historical figures.

"Ezarath is a right w@nk, mate!"

-Aristophanes

Subtomik · October 2014

Let's lift these weights then go crush some beers.

-Swolebraham Lincoln

And lol @ the honor thing I'm still dead. Relax man no one ****ed your wife, yet.

Braidas · October 2014

Subtomik wrote: »

Let's lift these weights then go crush some beers.

-Swolebraham Lincoln

And lol @ the honor thing I'm still dead. Relax man no one ****ed your wife, yet.

the BBQ should be along shortly

Gooey · October 2014

Mrs. Jones is the #1 DK in the world. (was totally not forced to say this by Mrs.Jones.)

Asgari · October 2014

Gooey wrote: »

Mrs. Jones is the #1 DK in the world. (was totally not forced to say this by Mrs.Jones.)

I thought we established Mrs Jones was 3rd now?

Telel · October 2014

This one does not know if they have had the great, and unhappy honor, of being killed by this Mrs. person. But if they do not wave the waggle stick at everyone they meet then Telel will agree that they are indeed many many planes above the average dragon knight.

Though this one may still contend that the best dragon knight is the one I just killed before they could do something rude. They prefer them to the other kind.

Aoe_Barbecue · October 2014

Suboptimal gameplay apparently a "good" player makes.

Brb wearing 2 piece medium, 2 piece heavy, 2 piece light, and no pants. No weapons either; ONLY CLASS SKILLS. #1 best DK NA. Ladies, please contain your orgazms. (srsly why is that word censored?)

Gooey · October 2014

Telel wrote: »

This one does not know if they have had the great, and unhappy honor, of being killed by this Mrs. person. But if they do not wave the waggle stick at everyone they meet then Telel will agree that they are indeed many many planes above the average dragon knight.

Though this one may still contend that the best dragon knight is the one I just killed before they could do something rude. They prefer them to the other kind.

Oh sir! The DKs waggling sticks are by far the best.

Ghostbane · October 2014

I once ate a whole wedding cake. Your argument is invalid.

Rylana · October 2014

Ghostbane wrote: »

I once ate a whole wedding cake. Your argument is invalid.

Aoe_Barbecue · October 2014

This thread is now about cakes

Aoe_Barbecue · October 2014

Ezareth · October 2014

This thread is about Haderus yet all these NM people continue posting here while the map is as golden as the arse of Midas.

What has Agrippa and his crew not yet agreed to come carry you to your 900k AP again yet? I know all the carebears and emperor in absentia must be daunting prospects but at least *try* to live up to all the self-hype.

serenenightmare · October 2014

Princess_Asgari wrote: »

Gooey wrote: »

Mrs. Jones is the #1 DK in the world. (was totally not forced to say this by Mrs.Jones.)

I thought we established Mrs Jones was 3rd now?

Yes we did.

Cody · October 2014

all I have left to say: any AD that is part of those jerk offs that camp our gates all because we try for our home keeps are an utter disgrace. reminds me of the AD from hopesfire WAYYYYY back at release.... ah... good times.

idc how many times an emperor can bolt escape away from the battle or any of that stuff, if you actively defend this buff server, by camping us at our gates, you are a disgrace. at least killing you people at the gate is fun......

cant wait for buff servers to go. they will not be missed.

Telel · October 2014

This one agrees that it takes a special kind of not nice person to hang out at the gates when there are no scrolls to reacquire for queen Razum-Dar's glory.

Though of course as the other factions were most rude in putting skyshards behind said gates even a humble, and decidedly not good, fool such as Khajiit did have to go through them at least once.

Or twice.

Actually it was eight times, but they did end up getting their skyshard.

Gooey · October 2014

GG zos I can't use your forums correctly