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  • Telel
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    Dear Hovafriends.

    Please stop attacking when khajiit is drunk. They get very dizzy from falling off the cliffs, and running in circles.
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • FluffiestOne
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    I would hate for ZoS to close this awesome thread... #InB4Close this is my #1 source of enjoyment while not playing. AD so butthert doe.
    Fluffy
    Senior Fluffykins, Daggerfall Liberator of Haderus, Dragonknight.
    Fliffers, Daggerfall Liberator of Hopesfire, Templar.
    Prophet Fluffy of Death, Casual of the Dominion, Sorceror.
    Nozdorumu The Timeless, Daggerfall. Dragon. Nightblade.
    All my toon names are subject to change.
    " Ignorance must be bliss because I can't imagine why anyone would live in it. " -Fluffy
  • FluffiestOne
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    Princess_Asgari wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Mrs. Jones is the #1 DK in the world. (was totally not forced to say this by Mrs.Jones.)

    I thought we established Mrs Jones was 3rd now?

    Best DK's in the world list:
    #1: Currently Mrs Jones
    #2: As always, The Lord Fixate
    #3: Whatever scrub is trying to be as good as Lord Fixate
    #4: Whatever scrub is trying to be like Lord Fixate
    #5-1000: Every other DK in descending order of how many impulses they spam daily.
    #1001: " ESO's biggest sugarbaby " or whatever this fail calls himself.
    ( TL;DIR : You all can fight for #1 and everything else, you suck compared to me )
    Edited by FluffiestOne on October 23, 2014 6:31AM
    Fluffy
    Senior Fluffykins, Daggerfall Liberator of Haderus, Dragonknight.
    Fliffers, Daggerfall Liberator of Hopesfire, Templar.
    Prophet Fluffy of Death, Casual of the Dominion, Sorceror.
    Nozdorumu The Timeless, Daggerfall. Dragon. Nightblade.
    All my toon names are subject to change.
    " Ignorance must be bliss because I can't imagine why anyone would live in it. " -Fluffy
  • Karamis_Vimardon
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    ezareth_ESO wrote: »
    This thread is going downhill fast lol

    WIth all the egotistical, gloating, pompous, "Lolz i better than you" posts it could go nowhere else :disappointed:

    Less flame more love, people!
    PC NA

    Karamis Vimardon, DC Templar (Magplar)
    Netara, DC Nightblade (Stamblade)
    Karamis, DC Sorc (Magicka)
    Hãderus, EP Templar (Healbot)
    Mr Twinkle-Toes, DC DK (Tank)

    game
    noun: game;
    plural noun: games
    1. a form of competitive activity or sport played according to rules.
    2. an activity that one engages in for amusement.
  • Tarkit
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    You guys are actually hilarious.
  • ZOS_AmeliaR
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    Holy spam thread, Batman Spiderman... We're closing this thread to clean it up. If we determine it can be salvaged, we will reopen it, at which point we'll also post to let everyone know it's been reopened. Thank you for understanding.
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  • ZOS_AmeliaR
    ZOS_AmeliaR
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    Okay, everyone. We're done cleaning up the comments in this thread that violated our Community Code of Conduct. We've reopened this thread and will give it another chance to continue, provided our rules are followed. Thank you.
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  • Ghostbane
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    Look, I'm sorry you got no wedding cake. But there was no need to edit the thread!
    {★★★★★ · ★★★★★ · ★★ · ★★★★★}
    350m+ AP PC - EU
    AD :: Imported Waffles [37]EP :: Wee ee ee ee ee [16]DC :: Ghostbane's DK [16], Impending Loadscreen [12]PC - NA
    AD :: Ghostbane [50], yer ma [43], Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 2.0 [18], robotic baby legs [18]EP :: Wee Mad Arthur [50], avast ye buttcrackz [49], Sir Horace Foghorn [27], Brother Ballbag [24], Scatman John [16]DC :: W T B Waffles [36], Morale Boost [30], W T F Waffles [17], Ghostbanë [15]RIPAD :: Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 1.0 [20]
    Addons
  • Garbrac
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    Well, that didn't take long for trolls to ruin this thread. Glad ZOS put the time and effort into this thread and making it coherent just to end up with a giant lock on it. GJ people...

    EDIT - ZOS was quick on those removals LOL
    Edited by Garbrac on October 23, 2014 6:21PM
  • Gooey
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    All the spidey pics... Gone just like that....
  • Lfehova
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    Gooey wrote: »
    All the spidey pics... Gone just like that....

    There's a new thread devoted to only spidey
    Characters: Hovaling/Lfehova/Hova-kun/Hovalicious
    Class: DK/DK/Sorc/Templar
    Guild: No Mercy
    Alliance: Daggerfall

    Characters after rename: BROVALING/Baka-kun/Brovalicious (Lfehova is now a retired DK and spends his days crafting)
  • msawwan2ub17_ESO
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    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Princess_Asgari wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Mrs. Jones is the #1 DK in the world. (was totally not forced to say this by Mrs.Jones.)

    I thought we established Mrs Jones was 3rd now?

    Best DK's in the world list:
    #1: Currently Mrs Jones
    #2: As always, The Lord Fixate
    #3: Whatever scrub is trying to be as good as Lord Fixate
    #4: Whatever scrub is trying to be like Lord Fixate
    #5-1000: Every other DK in descending order of how many impulses they spam daily.
    #1001: " ESO's biggest sugarbaby " or whatever this fail calls himself.
    ( TL;DIR : You all can fight for #1 and everything else, you suck compared to me )

    ok ok, i dig
    ~~ Mrs Jones ~~
    ~~ Self-proclaimed Best Player in the game ~~
    ~~ you jelly? ~~
  • FluffiestOne
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    I'm under the impression ZoS thinks cleaning my thread and not deleting it somehow makes up for not replying to my emails. My logic and game experience was stronker than theirs, I am thinking.
    Edited by FluffiestOne on October 23, 2014 6:39PM
    Fluffy
    Senior Fluffykins, Daggerfall Liberator of Haderus, Dragonknight.
    Fliffers, Daggerfall Liberator of Hopesfire, Templar.
    Prophet Fluffy of Death, Casual of the Dominion, Sorceror.
    Nozdorumu The Timeless, Daggerfall. Dragon. Nightblade.
    All my toon names are subject to change.
    " Ignorance must be bliss because I can't imagine why anyone would live in it. " -Fluffy
  • Gooey
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    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Princess_Asgari wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Mrs. Jones is the #1 DK in the world. (was totally not forced to say this by Mrs.Jones.)

    I thought we established Mrs Jones was 3rd now?

    Best DK's in the world list:
    #1: Currently Mrs Jones
    #2: As always, The Lord Fixate
    #3: Whatever scrub is trying to be as good as Lord Fixate
    #4: Whatever scrub is trying to be like Lord Fixate
    #5-1000: Every other DK in descending order of how many impulses they spam daily.
    #1001: " ESO's biggest sugarbaby " or whatever this fail calls himself.
    ( TL;DIR : You all can fight for #1 and everything else, you suck compared to me )

    You didn't get the new list? Jones is #3 now.
  • FluffiestOne
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    Gooey wrote: »
    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Princess_Asgari wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Mrs. Jones is the #1 DK in the world. (was totally not forced to say this by Mrs.Jones.)

    I thought we established Mrs Jones was 3rd now?

    Best DK's in the world list:
    #1: Currently Mrs Jones
    #2: As always, The Lord Fixate
    #3: Whatever scrub is trying to be as good as Lord Fixate
    #4: Whatever scrub is trying to be like Lord Fixate
    #5-1000: Every other DK in descending order of how many impulses they spam daily.
    #1001: " ESO's biggest sugarbaby " or whatever this fail calls himself.
    ( TL;DIR : You all can fight for #1 and everything else, you suck compared to me )

    You didn't get the new list? Jones is #3 now.

    :O Whom is #1? I don't remember approving anyone.
    Fluffy
    Senior Fluffykins, Daggerfall Liberator of Haderus, Dragonknight.
    Fliffers, Daggerfall Liberator of Hopesfire, Templar.
    Prophet Fluffy of Death, Casual of the Dominion, Sorceror.
    Nozdorumu The Timeless, Daggerfall. Dragon. Nightblade.
    All my toon names are subject to change.
    " Ignorance must be bliss because I can't imagine why anyone would live in it. " -Fluffy
  • Rooty
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    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Princess_Asgari wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Mrs. Jones is the #1 DK in the world. (was totally not forced to say this by Mrs.Jones.)

    I thought we established Mrs Jones was 3rd now?

    Best DK's in the world list:
    #1: Currently Mrs Jones
    #2: As always, The Lord Fixate
    #3: Whatever scrub is trying to be as good as Lord Fixate
    #4: Whatever scrub is trying to be like Lord Fixate
    #5-1000: Every other DK in descending order of how many impulses they spam daily.
    #1001: " ESO's biggest sugarbaby " or whatever this fail calls himself.
    ( TL;DIR : You all can fight for #1 and everything else, you suck compared to me )

    You didn't get the new list? Jones is #3 now.

    :O Whom is #1? I don't remember approving anyone.

    Grunt? We all know he's an excellent scroll runner.
    No Mercy
    Rooty, Rooty-san, Rooty-sama, Rooty-chan, Rooty-senpai
    Reality is for people who don't play video games.
    WHERE IS SHE?!
    #FreeBraidas
  • FluffiestOne
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    Rooty wrote: »
    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Princess_Asgari wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Mrs. Jones is the #1 DK in the world. (was totally not forced to say this by Mrs.Jones.)

    I thought we established Mrs Jones was 3rd now?

    Best DK's in the world list:
    #1: Currently Mrs Jones
    #2: As always, The Lord Fixate
    #3: Whatever scrub is trying to be as good as Lord Fixate
    #4: Whatever scrub is trying to be like Lord Fixate
    #5-1000: Every other DK in descending order of how many impulses they spam daily.
    #1001: " ESO's biggest sugarbaby " or whatever this fail calls himself.
    ( TL;DIR : You all can fight for #1 and everything else, you suck compared to me )

    You didn't get the new list? Jones is #3 now.

    :O Whom is #1? I don't remember approving anyone.

    Grunt? We all know he's an excellent scroll runner.

    He must be the #1 DK if he can master their abilities while being a templar. :disagree:
    Fluffy
    Senior Fluffykins, Daggerfall Liberator of Haderus, Dragonknight.
    Fliffers, Daggerfall Liberator of Hopesfire, Templar.
    Prophet Fluffy of Death, Casual of the Dominion, Sorceror.
    Nozdorumu The Timeless, Daggerfall. Dragon. Nightblade.
    All my toon names are subject to change.
    " Ignorance must be bliss because I can't imagine why anyone would live in it. " -Fluffy
  • Armitas
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    Gooey wrote: »
    All the spidey pics... Gone just like that....

    That was a lot of cob webs to clean up. It must have been quite a sticky situation. There were certainly a lot of posts to swing through. It must have been tough to climb through that web of trolling.
    Edited by Armitas on October 23, 2014 7:23PM
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • Rooty
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    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Rooty wrote: »
    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Princess_Asgari wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Mrs. Jones is the #1 DK in the world. (was totally not forced to say this by Mrs.Jones.)

    I thought we established Mrs Jones was 3rd now?

    Best DK's in the world list:
    #1: Currently Mrs Jones
    #2: As always, The Lord Fixate
    #3: Whatever scrub is trying to be as good as Lord Fixate
    #4: Whatever scrub is trying to be like Lord Fixate
    #5-1000: Every other DK in descending order of how many impulses they spam daily.
    #1001: " ESO's biggest sugarbaby " or whatever this fail calls himself.
    ( TL;DIR : You all can fight for #1 and everything else, you suck compared to me )

    You didn't get the new list? Jones is #3 now.

    :O Whom is #1? I don't remember approving anyone.

    Grunt? We all know he's an excellent scroll runner.

    He must be the #1 DK if he can master their abilities while being a templar. :disagree:

    He's multitalented. Thought you knew?
    No Mercy
    Rooty, Rooty-san, Rooty-sama, Rooty-chan, Rooty-senpai
    Reality is for people who don't play video games.
    WHERE IS SHE?!
    #FreeBraidas
  • FluffiestOne
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    Rooty wrote: »
    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Rooty wrote: »
    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Princess_Asgari wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Mrs. Jones is the #1 DK in the world. (was totally not forced to say this by Mrs.Jones.)

    I thought we established Mrs Jones was 3rd now?

    Best DK's in the world list:
    #1: Currently Mrs Jones
    #2: As always, The Lord Fixate
    #3: Whatever scrub is trying to be as good as Lord Fixate
    #4: Whatever scrub is trying to be like Lord Fixate
    #5-1000: Every other DK in descending order of how many impulses they spam daily.
    #1001: " ESO's biggest sugarbaby " or whatever this fail calls himself.
    ( TL;DIR : You all can fight for #1 and everything else, you suck compared to me )

    You didn't get the new list? Jones is #3 now.

    :O Whom is #1? I don't remember approving anyone.

    Grunt? We all know he's an excellent scroll runner.

    He must be the #1 DK if he can master their abilities while being a templar. :disagree:

    He's multitalented. Thought you knew?

    I thought his other talent was crowning people as Emperor, I guess I was wrong. I suppose he is the #1 DK AND Scroll Runner.
    Fluffy
    Senior Fluffykins, Daggerfall Liberator of Haderus, Dragonknight.
    Fliffers, Daggerfall Liberator of Hopesfire, Templar.
    Prophet Fluffy of Death, Casual of the Dominion, Sorceror.
    Nozdorumu The Timeless, Daggerfall. Dragon. Nightblade.
    All my toon names are subject to change.
    " Ignorance must be bliss because I can't imagine why anyone would live in it. " -Fluffy
  • Gooey
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    I thought Aeren was the best DK?
  • msawwan2ub17_ESO
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    Gooey wrote: »
    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Princess_Asgari wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Mrs. Jones is the #1 DK in the world. (was totally not forced to say this by Mrs.Jones.)

    I thought we established Mrs Jones was 3rd now?

    Best DK's in the world list:
    #1: Currently Mrs Jones
    #2: As always, The Lord Fixate
    #3: Whatever scrub is trying to be as good as Lord Fixate
    #4: Whatever scrub is trying to be like Lord Fixate
    #5-1000: Every other DK in descending order of how many impulses they spam daily.
    #1001: " ESO's biggest sugarbaby " or whatever this fail calls himself.
    ( TL;DIR : You all can fight for #1 and everything else, you suck compared to me )

    You didn't get the new list? Jones is #3 now.

    I am going to take this opportunity to shamelessly promote my pvp video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQYqIS1Sgr8

    ^ best DK ever right there
    ~~ Mrs Jones ~~
    ~~ Self-proclaimed Best Player in the game ~~
    ~~ you jelly? ~~
  • Asgari
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    Gooey wrote: »
    I thought Aeren was the best DK?

    Thats what i thought too ...




    incoming mail of free tri pots now please! :wink:
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    Ariana Kishi | DK | True Liberator of Haderus
    Banner Down!
    No Mercy
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  • Karamis_Vimardon
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    ZOS_AmeliaR wrote: »
    Holy spam thread, Batman Spiderman... We're closing this thread to clean it up. If we determine it can be salvaged, we will reopen it, at which point we'll also post to let everyone know it's been reopened. Thank you for understanding.

    While I do not like all the hard work I put into all my well-thought and constructive posts (Only so much you can find using Google!), good to see a bit of humour from mods :smile:

    I'll be a good boy now, let the egos grow!
    PC NA

    Karamis Vimardon, DC Templar (Magplar)
    Netara, DC Nightblade (Stamblade)
    Karamis, DC Sorc (Magicka)
    Hãderus, EP Templar (Healbot)
    Mr Twinkle-Toes, DC DK (Tank)

    game
    noun: game;
    plural noun: games
    1. a form of competitive activity or sport played according to rules.
    2. an activity that one engages in for amusement.
  • Telel
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    So khajiit had the most glorious pleasure to try and Defend two outposts by themselves when a certain Galalalalala person came to say hello.

    This one would like to thank this brave knight of the dragons for showing khajiit how holding down the right mouse button , and standing utterly still in a field of caltrops can teach someone they need to use summon shades from this point on. They also appreciate the couple of thousand points that little venture rewarded them with.

    Telel does hope that your lesson was not found wanting later on on Thornblade as this one was never a very good student. Though they did often get to wear the special wizard's hat the teacher only gave out to those that caught their eye.

    Telel may also have met Mrs. Jones last night as well, but as the vodka was quite strong they could not tell if it was them amidst the blob of bodies coming to get their scroll back. This one hopes you at least got some good cardio going as we all jogged by the river side. Certainly the ripperfish enjoyed it.
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • Purrinpus
    Purrinpus
    Soul Shriven
    msawwan2ub17_ESO wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    Princess_Asgari wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Mrs. Jones is the #1 DK in the world. (was totally not forced to say this by Mrs.Jones.)

    I thought we established Mrs Jones was 3rd now?

    Best DK's in the world list:
    #1: Currently Mrs Jones
    #2: As always, The Lord Fixate
    #3: Whatever scrub is trying to be as good as Lord Fixate
    #4: Whatever scrub is trying to be like Lord Fixate
    #5-1000: Every other DK in descending order of how many impulses they spam daily.
    #1001: " ESO's biggest sugarbaby " or whatever this fail calls himself.
    ( TL;DIR : You all can fight for #1 and everything else, you suck compared to me )

    You didn't get the new list? Jones is #3 now.

    I am going to take this opportunity to shamelessly promote my pvp video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQYqIS1Sgr8

    ^ best DK ever right there

    Very cool.

    Purple Rayne - V14 - Aldmeri Dominion
    Lady Ulaw - V14 - Daggerfall Covenant

    My Twitch: Purplerayne
    My Youtube: Purrinpus
  • Voodoo
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    the real problem with this forum (that would solve alot of the problems) is adding a new category called ..

    "Trash Talk"
    Edited by Voodoo on October 24, 2014 1:01AM
  • FluffiestOne
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    Voodoo wrote: »
    the real problem with this forum (that would solve alot of the problems) is adding a new category called ..

    "Trash Talk"

    The Lord Fixate would claim this as his own, the AD of haderus would crumble before him in it.
    Fluffy
    Senior Fluffykins, Daggerfall Liberator of Haderus, Dragonknight.
    Fliffers, Daggerfall Liberator of Hopesfire, Templar.
    Prophet Fluffy of Death, Casual of the Dominion, Sorceror.
    Nozdorumu The Timeless, Daggerfall. Dragon. Nightblade.
    All my toon names are subject to change.
    " Ignorance must be bliss because I can't imagine why anyone would live in it. " -Fluffy
  • Panda244
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    Man... I just read through half of this and just wow, like seriously people. We all die on a daily basis out there in Cyrodiil, lets just be friends? I promise to stop Sap Essence spamming <3
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • kijima
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    FluffiestOne wrote: »
    The Lord Fixate would claim this as his own, the AD of haderus would crumble before him in it.

    Your bath water doesn't turn into Dom Pérignon after you wash, you die in Cyrodiil just like everyone else does.

    Don't believe your own hype, I know I don't.
    Been here since Feb 2014 - You'd think I'd be half reasonable at this game by now...
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