Argonian baby name book.
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Iago✭✭✭✭✭Peas on KatzThat which we obtain to cheap we esteem to lightly, it is dearness only that gives everything its value.
-Thomas Pain1 -
Curragraigue✭✭✭✭✭
✭Hates-Walks-On-The-BeachPUG Life - the true test of your skill
18 characters, 17 max level, at least 1 Stam and 1 Mag of every class, 1 of every race and 1200+ CP
Tanked to Undaunted 9+ Mag and Stam of every class using Group Finder for 90+% of the Vet Dungeon runs2 -
Mondo✭✭✭✭Plays-his-Way
With-light`n-StaffIm not the Hero you need, im the Troll you deserve!
- Survived the WoW Pre LK Rogue Forum "Come at me Bro" -
L2P = Accept that DK is OP and stop complaining2 -
Coatmagic✭✭✭✭✭
✭Sprouts-sharp-spines (DK)
Shakes-big-stick (sorcerer)
Feel free to use either as both were mules that have been since laid to rest
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Esha76✭✭✭✭✭Where do baby Argonians come from?
Well, when a mommy Dunmer and a daddy Dunmer love each other very much, they pop down to the slaver shops and have a look around. Once they find one that appears to be of good genetic stock, they buy the little abomination, bring it home, and slap it in irons.
The little heathen will do all sorts of menial and back breaking tasks until it outlives its usefulness. At which time mommy Dunmer and daddy Dunmer will take the vicious little *** back down to the slaver shops and trade it in toward a new model. Now you really want to spend the extra and go with the new/baby models. The older used Argonians... typically you only get a few good months out of them then they start breaking down on you. You'll end up spending more time beating them than having anything get done.
Scrubs-My-Toilet
Cries-For-Food
Hides-When-Beat
Mops-My-Floor
Cuts-My-Grass
Wipes-My-***
Loves-The-Backhand
But every now and then you get a defective model. They look good on the shelf, but once you get the little freak home it just sits around eating dirt and licking the glass. We give those names like:
Licks-The-Glass
Ripped-Off-Again
Grazes-On-Mud
Pulls-His-Pud
Dumb-As-Rocks
Eats-His-Filth
Chokes-On-Air
Be sure to take your time when selecting your new Argonian servant. Not only do you want one that will obediently follow all orders and complete tasks, you want to make sure it matches the furniture to. Even though your new baby Argonian will be an excellent investment and addition to your salve roster, it still requires a good deal of beatings and starving to ensure the little deviant never talks back."There is no moisture in your angry stares." - Laughs-at-All
"I don't know why I bother guarding you horrible people." - Orama Sadas
"Scales here is about to have a really bad day..." - Valeric
"Just tell me what you're doing here before I turn your heart into a tomato..." - Sereyne
"Break those rocks! Dig those ditches! Why??? Because I want you to!!!" - Ifriz the Unraveller
"There are worse masters than I. Far worse." - Molag Bal
"I humiliated the Daedra in Mehrunes Spite." - You, when turning in a specific Undaunted Daily.
"I'm not finding you very pleasant!" - Adla the Brewer
"Old Ri'hirr likes his birds slow and stupid!" - Old Ri'hirr
"When things get dirty... Oh, I get so flustered." - Meredil the Archivist
"Too many Argonians about these days..." - Davon's Watch Guard (though I think this one has been removed from game)10 -
Gedalya✭✭✭✭✭Scaly Potter
Luke Scale Walker
George W Scale
Rex
Spikes
Sunny Scalo
Scalnis
Quagmire2 -
Parrotbrain✭✭✭tickles-his-pickle
picks-his-nose
understands-no-sarcasm
smells-like-garlic
lifts-her-loincloth2 -
Gythral✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Hordes-Too-Much“Be as a tower, that, firmly set,
Shakes not its top for any blast that blows!”
Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy2 -
AaronMB✭✭✭Plays-With-Self
Cees-Dead-People
Lykes-It-Rough
Edited by AaronMB on October 16, 2014 4:31PM1 -
Gythral✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Nerf-wah-nerf-mor“Be as a tower, that, firmly set,
Shakes not its top for any blast that blows!”
Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy2 -
katkat42✭✭✭Before they copied the live characters over to PTS, I had a PTS character named "Writes-Many-Addons". Guess what she was for...Stonehenge ROCKS!1 -
Hamfast✭✭✭✭✭Gimmie-Yur-Stuffz
Endof-Dayz
Looks-at-Starz
Haz-Funny-Face
Makes-No-FacesOf all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most...0 -
KingRebz✭✭✭qiyamatawilrwb17_ESO wrote: »"Still-L-F-G"
Best one hands down LOLV14 Sorceror [Ebonheart]1
