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Argonian baby name book.

  • clayandaudrey_ESO
    clayandaudrey_ESO
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    Pukes-When-Startled
  • qiyamatawilrwb17_ESO
    Spinal-Erectile-Dysfunction
  • Epsilon_Echo
    Epsilon_Echo
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    Likes-to-Watch
  • lePoissonRouge
    lePoissonRouge
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    My sister's name for a confused Khajiit: Thinks-She's-Argonian.
  • Sva
    Sva
    Soul Shriven
    Met an Argonian once named "Pees-in-swamps" in a swamp. He was just standing there.
  • TheBull
    TheBull
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    Thinks-He's-Hiding - NB
    Was-A-Noob - DK
    Patch-1-4 -Sorcerer
    What-about-us -Templar
  • Mordria
    Mordria
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    Tastes-Like-Chicken
  • Lord_Draevan
    Lord_Draevan
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    A few I've seen over the months:

    "Often-He-Lifts"
    "Stings-When-He-Pees"
    "Uses-Bombs-Wisely"
    I'm a man of few words. Any questions?
    NA/PC server
  • clayandaudrey_ESO
    clayandaudrey_ESO
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    RPness-Is-Rising
  • Dannen
    Dannen
    Soul Shriven
    Thinks-Guar-Are-Overrated
  • majinstef
    majinstef
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    Rolls-Joints-Daily
  • katkat42
    katkat42
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    Free-To-Play

    And his brother "Pay-To-Win", surely?
    Stonehenge ROCKS!
  • qiyamatawilrwb17_ESO
    "Rolls-in-Benjamins"
  • qiyamatawilrwb17_ESO
    "Cat-Man-Do" & "Dog-Woman-Dont"
  • Blud
    Blud
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    Smokes-the-Hist
    Edited by Blud on November 8, 2014 2:51AM
  • Sunhead
    Sunhead
    Soul Shriven
    Mule called Carries-Your-Burdens
    The issue is not whether you are paranoid. It's whether you are paranoid enough.
  • Louis
    Louis
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    Humps-With-Dog
    alot of people look at this signature, i guess youre one of them.
  • abigfishy
    abigfishy
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    Sleep wrote: »
    Balls-of-Steel

    Several here I wish I had thought of such as this and Smokes-the-Hist. Mine are a lot less comical but on the Brightside I don't have to tell you their race, class or weapon the name says it all.

    Heals-All-Wounds
    Talks-With-Arrows
    Level 50 Characters
    USA
    Odette Skullcrusher Nord DK EP Tank
    Hannah Smithee Breton Templar DC Healer
    Charlotte of the Wild Bosmer NB EP DPS
    Rabbath Amman Dark Elf Sorc EP DPS
    Lovely Twinkle High Elf Sorc AD Tank
    Nepith Dark Elf Warden EP Healer
    Tupac Shakoor Redguard Sorc DC Tank
    Faire the Last Snow Elf Altmer Warden EP Ice Staff Tank
    EU
    Soul-Shriven Breton Sorc DC DPS
    Makush gro-Shurgal Orc DK DC Tank
    Cleopatra Tharn Imperial Sorc EP Healer
    Daenerys Targaryin Nord Templar DC Healer
    Zar Saarshar Khajiit NB DC Thief
    Celrith High Elf Sorc EP Assassin
    Falcar Dark Elf NB DC Necromancer
    Myriam Blaylock Breton NB EP Vampire
    Nivrillin Wood Elf NB DC Werewolf
  • qiyamatawilrwb17_ESO
    "Skoom-Dawg"
  • qiyamatawilrwb17_ESO
    "Says-No-To-Dreughs"
  • qiyamatawilrwb17_ESO
    "Stranger-Daedra"
  • guldrik
    guldrik
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    Based on real life situations..I am "Survives-By-Accident"
  • NotSo
    NotSo
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    Feels-Your-Poo
    Smells-Like-Pantie
    Kicks-Your-Dog
    Sleeps-With-Khajiits
    Carries-Family-Burden
    Laughs-In-Bad-Context
    Destined-To-Fall
    Loves-To-Fight
    Lives-For-Praise
    Can't-Take-Joke
    Tastes-Like-Banana
    Don't-Taze-Me-Bro
    Gar'Sol the Wanderer VR14 Khajiit Sorcerer Spellblade
  • qiyamatawilrwb17_ESO
    "more-ass-than-class"
  • qiyamatawilrwb17_ESO
    "owes-gold-everywhere"
  • qiyamatawilrwb17_ESO
    "sleeps-with-fishes"
  • qiyamatawilrwb17_ESO
    "licks-own-eyes"
  • kallistiGAD
    kallistiGAD
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    Medicinal-Use-Only
    Puff-Puff-Pass
    Argonian Maids Gone Wild
    The Flash Mob guild. Bringing the absurd to ESO
  • diabeticDemon18
    diabeticDemon18
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    Makes-No-Sugar
    Fights-With-Needles
    Kills-With-Insulin
    Eats-No-Carbs
    Cant-Eat-Sweetrolls

    Those are some diabetes related ones ;)

    Glides-On-Snow
    Rides-Down-Hill
    Always-Heel-Edge
    Avoids-The-Trees
    Rides-On-Rome

    And some snowboard ones :)
  • phermitgb
    phermitgb
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    named my Argonian Dragon-Knight "Walks-Free" - a name related to his background story
    "There is no correct resolution; It's a test of character."
    James T. Kirk
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