[Me]
An Orc, a Dark Elf and a Khajiit walk into a bar ...

[ESO_Player_1]
Bar? What kind of bar?
'Bar' is not descriptive enough, we need to know more about the bar!
[ESO_Player_2]
Yeah, how many types of drinks do they have? What is the max. occupancy?
How long have they been in business?
[ESO_Player_1]
Exactly, nobody enjoys a bar without knowing those kind of numbers.

[ESO_Player_3]
I've read every book ever published about bars. It makes me feel so much more immersed when i get drunk.
[ESO_Player_3]
I mean, even after i'm completely wasted, it still feels like i'm actually *in* the bar.
[ESO_Player_3]
This place is so much fun, i always get lost just looking at all those different labels on the bottles, don't you agree?
[ESO_Player_3][looks around and realizes nobody is listening]
Oh, ok then ...

[ESO_Player_4]
I think drinking in the bar should be easier. First i have to find a spot to even be able to talk to the bartender. Then i have to wait to get their attention. Then i have to talk to them and order a drink. And they won't give it to me until i pay for it.
Drinking in a bar is way too difficult. It should be a lot easier to get my drink!
[ESO_Player_5]
n00b! l2d! learn 2 drink ...

[ESO_Player_6]
I don't understand why i have to pay for my drinks. They should just give them away.

[LOUD_VOICE_FROM_THE_SPEAKERS]
YOUR FRIENDS JUST FINISHED THE 5 SHOTS OF WHISKEY CHALLENGE!

[ESO_Player_7]
Nobody ever wants to drink outside on the patio. Every time i ask someone to go outside with me they just ignore me and grind their drinks inside.
What's the point of even having a patio?

[ESO_Player_8]
There's a bug in my drink! Someone call the bar owner, i need all the bartenders to stop what they're doing and come over here and get that bug out of my drink now!

[ESO_Player_9][Whispers]
I like your dress, it's pretty. Wanna be my friend?

[ESO_Player_10]
This bar sucks! They don't even have 'Dom Pérignon 46'. Everyone knows that you can't have a successful bar without that.
Mark my words, this joint will be f2d in less than 3 months. Anyways, i'm out.
[ESO_Player_11]
Can i haz your drinks?

[ESO_Player_12]
I've been getting drunk in bars since 1997. And i've been in a *lot* of bars.
That makes me an expert, i know exactly how this place should be run!

[ESO_Player_13]
I'm having trouble getting into this bar. The legal drinking age in the US is too high.
Can we move the bar to the EU?




PS: Edited formatting to make reading a bit easier. I think ...