Toilets ? This topic sounds like a load of crap to me !

They just do it out of the window...

Or if they're out in the wilds, behind a tree!

andre.roques.3b14_ESO wrote: »

Under the bikini we are all just ken dolls.

No need for potties in Tamriel.

Hey! Some of us are Barbie!

Still, with all the taverns around wouldn't a Roman-style bath be kind of cool? I know the Nords would think a bath the occupation of milk drinkers but I'm sure the Elves have baths and Tigers love the water. I do have images of monkeys in snowy Japanese hot springs that make imagining Nords with snowy mustaches pretty funny.

Lets put it this way. You don't want to take up fishing.

WoW at least had fairly frequent potties. Of course you were usually hiding in them preparatory to killing someone, except for the one time in Grizzly Hills. However, in the period most closely resembling that in ESO everyone did stink.

Nox_Aeterna wrote: »

Welcome to most movies / games / cartoons / animes / comics / mangas / books / stories...

The simple reality is , most dont care to make make fantasy a perfect representation of reality , because it is not anyway :P.

Any simulation (or anything that aspires to be a simulation) has to distinguish between necessary and sufficient.

I don't think anyone who knows anything about simulation would mistake ESO for one. Even so, bathrooms, food distribution networks, construction and transportation industries, farms, nurseries, schools, children, ad nauseum, are not necessary ,in any formal sense, for the Mundus story world. Perhaps they are for Sim City, but certainly not for ESO.

Toilets...I'm seriously laughing at this.

Seriously, do me a favor...don't add in the toilets. Otherwise, that could be a stealable object and then we get all the bad jokes like this one (courtesy of a police officer for where I live):

"The police department had all of its toilets stolen and they had nothing to go on."

You get the joke, right?

Anyway, do what any pre-historic person does and go dump on a tree...it's fertilizer. For the tree, anyway.

BoloBoffin wrote: »

Bro. Don't go anywhere without Eliminate Waste on your skill bar. ESO 101.

People have been wondering about the stats on this soon-to-be-essential skill. Eliminate Waste will be a 10% buff to your Max Health for 30 seconds, but its requirement for the complete time expiration of a food buff works against its favor in real time.

If you can suffer through the leveling, Gotta Go is the morph most people would choose. With it, you can remove your current food buff at any time to get 15% Max Health for 30 seconds. It's the one your local neighborhood provisioner highly recommends, too, since you'll be going through Enhanced Sweetrolls like it was Sundas brunch at Sheogorath's.

The second morph isn't so bad either. You have to wait at least 15 minutes of your food buff to activate it, but getting 25% Max Health as a result makes the That Fresh Feeling morph worth putting on the bar.

But in a one of a kind exception, Bethesda and Zenimax have allowed an unprecedented third morph of this skill. Pet owners can make this into an Ultimate attack named Fling Waste - you sacrifice a food buff and your pet will unavoidably snare your target 80% for a full minute (unless they can find a non-foul body of water in the meantime). The animations here must be seen to be believed.

There is no truth to the rumor that Bethesda plans a Synergy effect to make this an AOE attack or that it is to be named Latrine Call to Arms. That's just silly.

How about some emotes for peeing and pooping. I personally would like to take a crap on a tough boss after killing it!!