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How do we know most Argonians are deaf?
Araflin
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... because Hist tree often repeats itself.
or (for the more literary minded)
“... the vintage of hist tree is forever repeating ~ same old vines, same old wines!” (E.A. Bucchianeri Faust; vol. 2)
or (for the more literary minded)
“... the vintage of hist tree is forever repeating ~ same old vines, same old wines!” (E.A. Bucchianeri Faust; vol. 2)
" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"
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Araflin✭✭✭Honestly, even Propellerheads & Shirley Bassey sang about it!" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"0
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Azzuria✭✭✭✭✭*groan*Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.0 -
Cyberdown✭✭✭I found that you can actually beat the deafness out of your argonian slaves.
Dunmer Master Race0 -
There is only one god and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: “Not today...”
"We read fantasy to find the colors again, I think. To taste strong spices and hear the songs the sirens sang. There is something old and true in fantasy that speaks to something deep within us, to the child who dreamt that one day he would hunt the forests of the night, and feast beneath the hollow hills, and find a love to last forever somewhere south of Oz and north of Shangri-La."
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Araflin✭✭✭Hang on! In the middle of a NPC conversation when has a Khajiit broken off, dropped their trousers and cleaned itself? Never. You detract from the intention and spirit of the thread. I need to hear that like I needed Stale Radish in that barrel I looted as a vet.
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✭Why do Khajiit lick their butts?
To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths! Hahaha! A real thigh-slapper, that one, eh? Phew. I heard lots others, only I can't remember them.
Mizaru
“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”2 -
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✭Hang on! In the middle of a NPC conversation when has a Khajiit broken off, dropped their trousers and cleaned itself? Never. You detract from the intention and spirit of the thread. I need to hear that like I needed Stale Radish in that barrel I looted as a vet.
Now I feel bad![:\](https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/resources/emoji/confused.png ":\")
but anyways....I'm sure Khajiit only lick their butts after a meal, preferably before engaging in conversation 0 -
Araflin✭✭✭I am SURE it is only in private and they drag themselves across their owners carpets.. or is that Werewolves?" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"0
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Tremulous✭✭✭If the quests in the Daggerfall Covenant are to believed most Argonians are descended from Crocodilians. As the relatives of these mighty reptiles it can safely be assumed that Argonians have a similar hearing structure.
To keep it short Argonians can hear low frequency sounds in the 50-1,500 Hz range (Humans can hear sounds at frequencies from about 20 Hz to 20,000 Hz) through both their ears, (mammalian stapedius muscle aka a hole covered with a membrane; kinda like a drum) jaw, and in addition to this sensory equipment, crocodilians have apical pits on the scales of their face and bodies which are sensitive to vibrations traveling through water.
So pretty much Argonians can hear you via ear holes, their jaw, and armpits while swimming.1 -
Araflin✭✭✭Thanks info! Awesomed.
I feel you in my pits!Edited by Araflin on August 8, 2014 7:40PM" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"0 -
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✭✭✭✭What the hell is going on in here? Or more directly, what in Oblivion is wrong with you guys!
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