To all the thieves of Tamriel...

SG_Celerrimus · July 2014

As we all know, the Justice System is on its way, so I have a question for all of you. Where will you perform your first crime spree?

For myself, I plan on going on a crime spree in the city of Windhelm. Nothing is safe from my hands, and those who stand against me are going to meet a swift and shadowy end.

XquixoticalX · July 2014

You're not a very good thief if you announce the location of your target.

SG_Celerrimus · July 2014

XquixoticalX wrote: »

You're not a very good thief if you announce the location of your target.

Ehh, I am not to afraid, no one will be able to find me :P

Araflin · July 2014

I am planning "The great Potato theft of Stormhaven". We'll also grab as much Garlic, Onions, and Caramalt as time allows before the Trevors turn up!

(If anyone has cheese and a pig or two we are looking to host a Tartiflette evening soon after)

Muletide · July 2014

"Shoplifters of the world... unite and take over."

SG_Celerrimus · July 2014

Muletide wrote: »

"Shoplifters of the world... unite and take over."

WE ARE READY!

pavelcherepanskyrwb17_ESO · July 2014

Daggerfall Bank - that's what I'll rob first

I just want that annoying chick that has given me too much grief with her endless speech to stop talking and start screaming

Araflin · July 2014

Dyslexic sailors of Tamriel! Untie!

Cody · July 2014

im going to find some random city and start killing people. I have not played an evil character in a good long time.

Humor · July 2014

Thieving? Why do something so minuscule when I could go around killing people!?!

If there's no witnesses, it's technically not "stealing". I can't wait to put a giant bounty on my head.

indytims_ESO · July 2014

XquixoticalX wrote: »

You're not a very good thief if you announce the location of your target.

Orrrrr... he could just be SAYING Windhelm, but really he'll go hit up someplace else while everyone is looking for him in Windhelm!

Caroloces · July 2014

You fools! I am reporting you all to the Imperial Guards henceforth, and you will all be incarcerated before the Justice System even comes out!

Archaole · July 2014

Actually the best criminals are the ones who warn the good guys, and then still get away with it

Dayel · July 2014

Are the vendors going to accept stolen goods or are we going to have to look for fences?

babylon · July 2014

Dayel wrote: »

Are the vendors going to accept stolen goods or are we going to have to look for fences?

You're going to have to look for fences. I expect the items will be untradeable to other players, and not able to be used in crafting either (or those two things would be loopholes in the system).

SG_Celerrimus · July 2014

I am just glad that I can take my anger out on orc guards that say stuff like "Thats not you I smell, is it?" as I walk past them, not even looking at them. Essentially, rude guards will be put to the sword!

Araflin · July 2014

@Babylon Not usable in crafting?.. what happened to "I nicked the lady's tiara, pulled the gems out, melted down the silver, got a mate to make a bracelet with 'em, sold it darn the market!"
I don't see how this is a "loop hole" when it's perfectly acceptable method of disposing of stolen goods and you don't get "full" value.

P.S. @Charles_cavinub17_ESO you are NOT invited to the Tartiflette evening.

babylon · July 2014

Araflin wrote: »

@Babylon Not usable in crafting?.. what happened to "I nicked the lady's tiara, pulled the gems out, melted down the silver, got a mate to make a bracelet with 'em, sold it darn the market!"
I don't see how this is a "loop hole" when it's perfectly acceptable method of disposing of stolen goods and you don't get "full" value.

Well a player could run to a forge and melt the weap or whatever down to get his money back without needing to run off and find a fence, which makes it a little too easy, and exploitable. The whole point seemed to be that we'd need to leave the city and go find a fence rather than dispose of a stolen item quickly and easily.

Araflin · July 2014

And nipping into a closed house to "lunch" on a civilian is not "Quick and easy" for vampires.

I think the "theft" thing will probably end up being more like the Thieves guild equivalent of Bounties from the fighters guild - so it's more a case of "doing the job and bringing it home" than random theft and then finding something to do with it. But maybe that's just me being logical.

babylon · July 2014

Araflin wrote: »

And nipping into a closed house to "lunch" on a civilian is not "Quick and easy" for vampires.

I think the "theft" thing will probably end up being more like the Thieves guild equivalent of Bounties from the fighters guild - so it's more a case of "doing the job and bringing it home" than random theft and then finding something to do with it. But maybe that's just me being logical.

Yeah that's what I am hoping for as well - we get bounties through the guild with set targets, then hand those in to gain levels in the guild.

lathbury · July 2014

Araflin wrote: »

Dyslexic sailors of Tamriel! Untie!

Funniest post I've read yet.

Natjur · July 2014

Its going to be interesting to see how many thief's think they can just take all and kill any guards. Will be interesting to see how many thief's getting owned

SG_Celerrimus · July 2014

I wonder if guilds will be made like "Guards of Daggerfall" or "Thieves of Daggerfall" and have those guild names be put to literal meaning. Probably...

ExiledKhallisi · July 2014

In the words of Liam Neison....I will find you. And I will kill you.

Guards ftw.

AoEnwyr · July 2014

Araflin wrote: »

I am planning "The great Potato theft of Stormhaven".

It sounds like it will be an interesting chapter in Irish err I mean Covenant history.

Knootewoot · July 2014

I will be at Glenumbra at first. Then i move on to Stormhaven. I won't kill anyone, just steal everything of value. Won't get a bounty though as i am a crafty thief with patience.