So, how can this be fixed? (The Wolfhound Crisis) (VERY LONG)

  • Miflett
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    Dekkameron wrote: »
    It can be resolved by not letting a dog pet make you a lunatic.

    It looks like many of the people here may have already gone over the edge... for an animated dog... WHAT THE ???!!

    Many people have been driven to do crazy things with little more than an idea. It represents something bigger than just a dog pet, methinks.
  • txfeinbergsub17_ESO
    Miflett wrote: »
    Dekkameron wrote: »
    It can be resolved by not letting a dog pet make you a lunatic.

    It looks like many of the people here may have already gone over the edge... for an animated dog... WHAT THE ???!!

    Many people have been driven to do crazy things with little more than an idea. It represents something bigger than just a dog pet, methinks.

    No, it doesn't. It is a DOG PET! Nothing more.
  • Enkil
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    ... an ugly dog at that.... I have greyhounds in real life... Don't want some mutt looking dog in game.
  • MercyKilling
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    Miflett wrote: »
    Dekkameron wrote: »
    It can be resolved by not letting a dog pet make you a lunatic.

    It looks like many of the people here may have already gone over the edge... for an animated dog... WHAT THE ???!!

    Many people have been driven to do crazy things with little more than an idea. It represents something bigger than just a dog pet, methinks.

    I would post my George Carlin STFU gif on every thread related to this subject, but I'd be moderated for sure and possibly banned for doing so.
    I am not spending a single penny on the game until changes are made to the game that I want to see.
    1) Remove having to be in a guild to sell items to other players at a kiosk.
    2) Cosmetic modding for armor and clothing.
    3) Difficulty slider.
    4) Fully customizable player housing that isn't tied to anything in the game other than having the correct resources and enough gold to build. Don't tie it to PvP, guild membership, or anything at all. Oh, make it instanced so as not to take up world map space, too. Zeni screwed this one up already.
    Any /one/ of these things implemented would get me spending again, maybe even subbing.
  • Miflett
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    Miflett wrote: »
    Dekkameron wrote: »
    It can be resolved by not letting a dog pet make you a lunatic.

    It looks like many of the people here may have already gone over the edge... for an animated dog... WHAT THE ???!!

    Many people have been driven to do crazy things with little more than an idea. It represents something bigger than just a dog pet, methinks.

    I would post my George Carlin STFU gif on every thread related to this subject, but I'd be moderated for sure and possibly banned for doing so.

    I honestly don't know which way you meant that, but I'd reckon George Carlin of all people would be for the questioning of BS practices.

  • MercyKilling
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    Miflett wrote: »
    I honestly don't know which way you meant that, but I'd reckon George Carlin of all people would be for the questioning of BS practices.

    No, about people's attitudes dealing with entitlement.
    I am not spending a single penny on the game until changes are made to the game that I want to see.
    1) Remove having to be in a guild to sell items to other players at a kiosk.
    2) Cosmetic modding for armor and clothing.
    3) Difficulty slider.
    4) Fully customizable player housing that isn't tied to anything in the game other than having the correct resources and enough gold to build. Don't tie it to PvP, guild membership, or anything at all. Oh, make it instanced so as not to take up world map space, too. Zeni screwed this one up already.
    Any /one/ of these things implemented would get me spending again, maybe even subbing.
  • epoling
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    I don't get the folks who are upset about this. It really is just the same as the examples where a business gives a free item away with purchase but only for a limited time. Just because you want the dog pet (which you might pull out for a day or two then get tired of and store in your bank) does not make it different. It's like saying "Gee, I got Malibu Stacey last month but now she has a new hat. The maker's of Malibu Stacey owe me the new hat." Yes - this dog thing is exactly the same thing and no they don't owe you a dog pet just because you want it. You can say it isn't the same thing until the cows come home but it doesn't change the logic of if. By this logic every pre-order special should be available to anybody that wants it, every collectors edition item needs to be made available - you can never have something exclusive as a marketing tool. (By the way - SOE live is coming up - should I be upset that every year they give away a free in-game item only to attendees?)
  • yiasemi
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    Miflett wrote: »
    I honestly don't know which way you meant that, but I'd reckon George Carlin of all people would be for the questioning of BS practices.

    No, about people's attitudes dealing with entitlement.
    Go have a lie down please, even George Carlin slept now and then. He laughed at the absurdity of the human race, and his rage made people wee themselves. If you go on like this you'll do yourself harm. I'm off to buy some diapers myself.
  • Miflett
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    @epoling I'd argue that just because it is a standard to do so, that doesn't make it right.

    Personally I avoid games where there is a big focus on vanity marketing because when I like to play a game, I want the full experience. I came to ESO with the hope that the oldschool mechanics would come with oldschool respect.

    I fully respect your opinion, I just empathize with people who want a full experience, no matter how small. Hell, that's how games like pokemon and animal crossing become so popular.
  • Hilgara
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    Why did we need ANOTHER thread about a mangy 'kin dog?
    Edited by Hilgara on July 18, 2014 6:41AM
  • fromtesonlineb16_ESO
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    So, how can this be fixed?
    No fix needed, nothing's broken.

    It's simply an outbreak of mass-entitlement, possibly the largest one I've seen for a long time, I'm impressed.
    Edited by fromtesonlineb16_ESO on July 18, 2014 6:49AM
  • rotiferuk
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    Will this "pet" assist in battle?Will it carry items? Does it have any use at all or is it just as pointless as the PvP sneak breaking crabs, scuttlers and monkeys?
    EU Server.
  • rotiferuk
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    Hilgara wrote: »
    Why did we need ANOTHER thread about a mangy 'kin dog?

    I have a real dog, much more rewarding.
    EU Server.
  • Mondo
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    Im a Khajiit and i hate that f... dog!
    Im not the Hero you need, im the Troll you deserve!
    - Survived the WoW Pre LK Rogue Forum "Come at me Bro" -

    L2P = Accept that DK is OP and stop complaining
  • CheesyDaedra
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    German ZOS actually gives non dwemer automaton powered responses:
    Wobei genau diese 71 einen jedoch an dem Wert der Wertung zweifeln lassen müssen. Lotro (Rohan) hat 88, Warhammer Online hat 86, Age Of Conan 83, Wildstar 81, Tera 77, ESO 71. Selbst unvoreingenommen würde ich diese Spiele niemals so sortieren oder bewerten.


    Und auch für treue Kunden werden wir Belohungen haben.

    Translates with Google Translate to:

    "Where exactly this one but have doubts as to the value of 71 rating. Lotro (Rohan) has 88, Warhammer Online has 86 Age Of Conan 83 WildStar 81, Tera 77, ESO 71 self-bias I would never sort these games so or review.


    And for loyal customers, we will have rewards."
    Edited by CheesyDaedra on July 18, 2014 7:00AM
    Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick, it's a very delicate state of mind.
  • otis67
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    This "crisis" makes me laugh. People are upset because they can't get a digital dog? Really? Get a grip people. Unless the whiners are 8,then I guess I can understand it.
    Edited by otis67 on July 18, 2014 6:59AM
  • Melufey
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    And for loyal customers, we will have rewards.

    I wouldn't belive that. And if they do, everyone else will get this too. Doesn't matter if you bought the game before start or later.
    Für das Dominion und die Königin!
    Bosmer - Nachtklinge
    "Man mag den Stamm trennen, aber die Ranke tötet man damit nicht."
  • Syntse
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    Mondo wrote: »
    Im a Khajiit and i hate that f... dog!

    http://youtu.be/UbVJ-9jlFZo
    Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
    Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
    Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
    Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
    Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
    Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
    Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
  • MercyKilling
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    yiasemi wrote: »
    Go have a lie down please, even George Carlin slept now and then. He laughed at the absurdity of the human race, and his rage made people wee themselves. If you go on like this you'll do yourself harm. I'm off to buy some diapers myself.

    And he'd have so much cannon fodder with this Puppygate issue, you surely must agree.

    Oh, I'm not angry about all this, honest. I'm laughing my fool head off reading all these posts about how people are getting shafted by Zenimax offering new Steam customers that purchase the Imperial Edition a special vanity pet.

    Talk about first world problems.
    I am not spending a single penny on the game until changes are made to the game that I want to see.
    1) Remove having to be in a guild to sell items to other players at a kiosk.
    2) Cosmetic modding for armor and clothing.
    3) Difficulty slider.
    4) Fully customizable player housing that isn't tied to anything in the game other than having the correct resources and enough gold to build. Don't tie it to PvP, guild membership, or anything at all. Oh, make it instanced so as not to take up world map space, too. Zeni screwed this one up already.
    Any /one/ of these things implemented would get me spending again, maybe even subbing.
  • Mondo
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    @Syntse Thats funny human i will not *** in your bed today :p
    Im not the Hero you need, im the Troll you deserve!
    - Survived the WoW Pre LK Rogue Forum "Come at me Bro" -

    L2P = Accept that DK is OP and stop complaining
  • yiasemi
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    Syntse wrote: »
    Mondo wrote: »
    Im a Khajiit and i hate that f... dog!

    http://youtu.be/UbVJ-9jlFZo
    In Daggerfall, packs of these horrible monsters roam the street at night and prey upon the unwary!
    My own father, divines save his soul, was torn to pieces by just such a pack!
    Can you not feel the hatred that burns within its belly! Bars barely contain its hunger!'
    For five gold, gaze into its eyes! Peer into the face of death itself!
    For ten, place your hand upon its fur! Feel the muscle of a true killing machine!
    Come and see, from the distant shores of Glenumbra, a real, live, dog!
    Do not worry, it is safely caged!
    Tahara would not let it tear the flesh from your bones!
    Marvel at its slavering maw!
    Be disgusted by its cold, oozing nose!

  • Breg_Magol
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    AngryWolf wrote: »
    Ya...now I am getting peeved. I got crabs...crabs!
    <snip>
    Why would you do this Zenimax?

    I'm really sorry to hear about your affliction, but I fail to see why you think you can blame Zenimax for the fact that you have crabs. Isn't this more a reflection of your own hygiene and habits?

    Anyhoot, it's easily fixed. I think there's a wash @ most chemists that'll cure your ills and it's a whole lot less embarrassing and way more private. Honestly!
  • Hilgara
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    Breg_Magol wrote: »
    AngryWolf wrote: »
    Ya...now I am getting peeved. I got crabs...crabs!
    <snip>
    Why would you do this Zenimax?

    I'm really sorry to hear about your affliction, but I fail to see why you think you can blame Zenimax for the fact that you have crabs. Isn't this more a reflection of your own hygiene and habits?

    Anyhoot, it's easily fixed. I think there's a wash @ most chemists that'll cure your ills and it's a whole lot less embarrassing and way more private. Honestly!

    You sound very well informed on the subject
  • inf.toniceb17_ESO
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    The wolfhound crisis...how did you even came up with this name? Its just a useless pet that does nothing but clutter ur inventory. There is no issue. They are bringin in new people by offering them unique reward that won't give them advantage but will allow them to stand out. Thats is a good move in my opinion.

    P.S. Sorry i didn't read whole wall of text but i'm under the impression that OP is unhappy cuz he didn't recieve a dog so he cancelled his sub and quit the game cuz he cant play the way he want and the game will die tomorrow anyway. My apologies If i'm wrong.
    Edited by inf.toniceb17_ESO on July 18, 2014 7:21AM
  • Syntse
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    They are bringin in new people by offering them unique reward that won't give them advantage but will allow them to stand out.

    Will they follow me and wag their tail?
    Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
    Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
    Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
    Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
    Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
    Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
    Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
  • fromtesonlineb16_ESO
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    P.S. Sorry i didn't read whole wall of text but i'm under the impression that OP is unhappy cuz he didn't recieve a dog so he cancelled his sub and quit the game cuz he cant play the way he want and the game will die tomorrow anyway. My apologies If i'm wrong.
    Agreed, he seems to be in need of serious counseling if he can write such a long /emo rant over a pixellated dog in a video game.
  • TeraAngelos
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    P.S. Sorry i didn't read whole wall of text but i'm under the impression that OP is unhappy cuz he didn't recieve a dog so he cancelled his sub and quit the game cuz he cant play the way he want and the game will die tomorrow anyway. My apologies If i'm wrong.
    Agreed, he seems to be in need of serious counseling if he can write such a long /emo rant over a pixellated dog in a video game.

    I'll respectfully disagree. The OP presented a well-reasoned explanation of why he was upset by the pet issue, followed by a list of possible solutions. Regardless of the issue - whether it's a cosmetic perk or a major progress-blocking bug, it's better than the majority of butthurt posts in these forums.
  • Kraven
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    1. It's a vanity pet. Those annoying things that steal heals and get in the way.
    2. How many people do you actually see running around with vanity pets actually out? They're crap and annoying something nice to pull out once in a blue moon.
    3. You're not entitled to anything.
    4. There are many and much more important issues than this.

    Do you people also throw a fit when as an existing customer you miss out on your cable providers new sign up bonus? What can be done to fix it? Nothing needs to be fixed. Crisis? The only "Crisis" here is the amount of self important, self serving and entitlement whines over a silly vanity pet.

    This is ridiculous.
    Edited by Kraven on July 18, 2014 7:29AM
    V14 - IMPERIAL NIGHTBLADE - DPS/TANK
    V13 - BRETON SORCERER - HEALS/DPS
    V2 - REDGUARD DRAGONKNIGHT - MELEE DPS
    V1 - BRETON TEMPLAR - TANK/DPS

    to be continued... Nevermind, no longer "to be continued"
  • Laerania_ESO
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    7. Everyone who wants, buy another game and get 30 days of subscription time plus the dog.

    That's the way it should be handled.
  • Breg_Magol
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    Hilgara wrote: »
    Breg_Magol wrote: »
    AngryWolf wrote: »
    Ya...now I am getting peeved. I got crabs...crabs!
    <snip>
    Why would you do this Zenimax?

    I'm really sorry to hear about your affliction, but I fail to see why you think you can blame Zenimax for the fact that you have crabs. Isn't this more a reflection of your own hygiene and habits?

    Anyhoot, it's easily fixed. I think there's a wash @ most chemists that'll cure your ills and it's a whole lot less embarrassing and way more private. Honestly!

    You sound very well informed on the subject

    Previous life .. <Cough>

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