My ESO Ranting Narrow Selfish Biased Opinions, July 3, 2014
My current list of ESO annoyances, expressed as narrow, selfish, biased rants and opinions:
- When I dismount from my horse to harvest, my character just stands there. I clicked on something to harvest, which caused the dismount, but then my character just stands there. Sometimes.
- When I sell something in the guild store, the email giving me the money doesn't tell me what sold. I -know- it's possible for this information to be included in the in-game mail, but it's not.
- When in combat, for no damned good reason, I cannot swap my weapon. I could swap it a few seconds ago. But not right now, when I need to, so that I don't die, no no, I can't.
- I can't respec individual skill morphs that are completely broken. Instead of paying 100g, I get to pay 10-25k gold, and that's ridiculous to switch to one un-broken morph.
- I can't turn off my shoulder slot visibility, even though I can turn off my helm. Guess what? I should be able to turn them all on and off!
- I can't choose what my armor looks like, there are no appearance slots. Why are there no appearance slots? My awesome armor is now bright green? WTH?
- It rains inside buildings.
- I can't finish that zone because that quest is bugged.
- I can't finish all the achievements in the game because specific Cyrodil areas are required, and I don't play for those alliances.. how am I supposed to do that on the same toon?
- I have 6 ultimates, and only two don't suck horribly. Why aren't all ultimates.. you know... Ultimate?
- My two handed sword does less damage than any other weapon/combination. In fact, it's not even close..

- I want to use axes, but if VR fights aren't over in 20 seconds, you're probably dead, so what's the point of bleeds?
- I want to use procs on my weapons that aren't the flame proc, but they all suck and are less effective.
- Why does it take 8 legendary boosters to make a legendary item, but only 4 boosters to make something Epic, when the stat/power increase from Epic to Legendary doesn't justify 8 legendary boosters?
- Why is light armor so much better than heavy or medium?
- Why is offensive so much better than defensive?
- Why do group dungeons have entirely different combat mechanics than the entire rest of the game, and yet no rewards commensurate with forcing players who want to consume this content to completely change their playstyle to succeed?
- Why are dropped gear sets so much better than crafted gear sets?
- Someone in my guild mails me, and 100% of the time, I have to switch characters and/or relog in order to get the mail. It's been broken like this for 3 months.
- My Hirelings don't delivery my mats unless I'm online. Why don't they deliver them every 12 hours like the 3/3 Hireling tooltip states?
- I used to get legendary boosters from refining. Now? Nope.
- I used to get legendary boosters & tomatos from Hirelings. Now? Nope.
- I try to use heavy attacks with my restoration staff, and every fight where it matters, it bugs out. The staff starts light attacking "nothing", bugs out, and I can't attack anything for a random period of time. It is guaranteed someone is going to die during this period, if I am a healer.
- Even when skills are in range, I can't use them.
- Even when skills are in range, and aren't highlighted (they're dark) that I can use them, I can use them? uh, what?
- The amount of experience I get for armor and weapon skills varies randomly from one fight to the next, even against the same exact creature, using the same exact armor, weapons, and abilities. Sometimes it's 12 experience, the next fight, it's 487 experience. From fighting the exact same creature. Then the next time, it's 312 or 270.
- I use skills on creatures, it consumes magicka, but the effect doesn't fire. I press it again, it doesn't fire. I press it a third time, it fires. I have now used 7/8's of my magicka bar for one effect.
- I block an attack and it removes 33% of the health of my character. Wow, I'm glad I blocked...
- I have 500 Honing Stones and there's absolutely no way for me to use them. They're not worth selling, because everyone else also has 500 Honing Stones. Same goes for Hemming, Pitch, etc. and yet blue boosters are worth ten times as much.
- I want to use alchemy, but after going through to VR10, I don't have enough skill points, even though I've done every dungeon once, am only using one armor skillset, and one weapon skillset. 200+ skillpoints isn't enough if you want to do all crafts and have an even slightly flexible combat character. Where am I supposed to get the other supposed 120 skill points?
- Why can't my chatlog setting be permanent? Even the add-ons that are specifically for logging chat don't work to have it on, all the time, forever.
- Why isn't there a timestamp option for all chat?? What is this, 1992?
- If I didn't use add-ons, I would never play this game. The add-ons are the only thing that make the UI bearable.
Thanks for reading.
Edited by vyal on July 3, 2014 8:37PM