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I think someone at the Onion plays ESO...
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Raash✭✭✭✭Seriosly, that was one epic news show. Thank you for posting it, needed a good laugh today
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EinionYrth✭✭✭✭Very well done, genuine LOL. (The other people in the office are looking at me strangely now.)2 -
Razour✭✭✭Thanks for sharing - love it!╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗⋆ ℛ ⋆ α ⋆ ӡ ⋆ ѻ ⋆ υ ⋆ г ⋆╠══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╣Bosmer NightbladeClothier 50 | Wood Worker 50 | Black Smith 50 | Provisioner 50 | Alchemist 50 | Enchanter 50^^^ Now Recruiting ^^^╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝1 -
Ri_Dariit✭✭✭Actually as it states, it is paid advertisement. As much hilarity this video contained, Bethesda needs to pull their marketing off the Onion in ESO related matters and invest those funds into better PR. The Onion has that ability of being officially "satire" yet hits the head of the nail mostly more accurately than the "professional news" channels. Therefore them reporting about it, they ridicule and mocking it, paid or not doesn't give that "positive image" ESO badly needs.
P.S. I'm still having faith in the game and don't count myself in the "negative" crowd.Edited by Ri_Dariit on July 1, 2014 2:19PMFusozay Var VarJaji kor nirni. Ri'Dariit ahnurr shir Gouranga an vasa rid-t'har.2 -
AngryNord✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Some would say it is quite fitting that they use The Onion to market the game :P2 -
kewl✭✭✭✭✭
✭xy_productions wrote: »Actually as it states, it is paid advertisement. As much hilarity this video contained, Bethesda needs to pull their marketing off the Onion in ESO related matters and invest those funds into better PR. The Onion has that ability of being officially "satire" yet hits the head of the nail mostly more accurately than the "professional news" channels. Therefore them reporting about it, they ridicule and mocking it, paid or not doesn't give that "positive image" ESO badly needs.
P.S. before the fainbois going to get me. I'm still having faith in the game and don't count myself in the "negative" crowd.
All good points. Now I feel guilty for laughing.
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SystemiK✭✭✭xy_productions wrote: »Actually as it states, it is paid advertisement. As much hilarity this video contained, Bethesda needs to pull their marketing off the Onion in ESO related matters and invest those funds into better PR. The Onion has that ability of being officially "satire" yet hits the head of the nail mostly more accurately than the "professional news" channels. Therefore them reporting about it, they ridicule and mocking it, paid or not doesn't give that "positive image" ESO badly needs.
That was no paid advertising. You're just a bit confused that's all...
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PBpsy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Yes. Those features should have been in the game from launch.ESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)0 -
Ashtaris✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Loved it!
The only problem is that someone would complain about nerfing the ankle ligaments, or muscle development, brain capacity, you name it
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Gwarok✭✭✭nerevarine1138 wrote: »
BRAVO!!!
And actually I love the whole concept all the way down to the molecular level."Strive for balance of all things. When the scales tip to one side or the other, someone or somethings gets short-changed. When someone gets short-changed, unpredictability and strife unbalance the world around us...To achieve freedom from greed, from want, and from strife, all parties in any exchange MUST find balance." -House Hlaalu's Philosophy of Trade
"I am ALWAYS very busy, so I KNOW what's best. You need to stay away from the waterfall. TRUST ME, you're better off keeping busy than playing in the stream....Do you know how to swim, Little Scrib?"
"I am but a simple farmer". -Rags'nar LodesBroke
#SKOOMA!
(Juliet):
...it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man.
O, be some other name!
What's in a name?
That which we call a rose?
By any other name would smell as sweet.
Retain that dear perfection to which he owes...
(Act II, Scene II -William Shakespeare's: Romeo & Juliet -1595 A.D.)0 -
Dekkameron✭✭✭✭✭Haha amazing, i like the "randomize characters" lol.- Veteran Combat Librarian -3 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I want this feature! I can give my character all the painful medical conditions I have and see if they can still swing a sword without using any thumbs.Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/5 -
nerevarine1138✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭xy_productions wrote: »Actually as it states, it is paid advertisement. As much hilarity this video contained, Bethesda needs to pull their marketing off the Onion in ESO related matters and invest those funds into better PR. The Onion has that ability of being officially "satire" yet hits the head of the nail mostly more accurately than the "professional news" channels. Therefore them reporting about it, they ridicule and mocking it, paid or not doesn't give that "positive image" ESO badly needs.
P.S. before the fainbois going to get me. I'm still having faith in the game and don't count myself in the "negative" crowd.
Wait, where does it state that it's paid advertisement?----
Murray?0 -
GreySix✭✭✭✭✭
✭nerevarine1138 wrote: »xy_productions wrote: »Actually as it states, it is paid advertisement. As much hilarity this video contained, Bethesda needs to pull their marketing off the Onion in ESO related matters and invest those funds into better PR. The Onion has that ability of being officially "satire" yet hits the head of the nail mostly more accurately than the "professional news" channels. Therefore them reporting about it, they ridicule and mocking it, paid or not doesn't give that "positive image" ESO badly needs.
P.S. before the fainbois going to get me. I'm still having faith in the game and don't count myself in the "negative" crowd.
Wait, where does it state that it's paid advertisement?
Shows in the title: "SPONSORED:"
But it's still funny as heck. As to when it was sponsored, don't know.Crotchety Old Man Guild
"Hey you, get off my lawn!"0 -
Dekkameron✭✭✭✭✭I bet some kind of Genetics genius could create a 10 foot tall immortal god with iron skin and can drink lava or something.- Veteran Combat Librarian -1
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mutharex✭✭✭✭✭xy_productions wrote: »Actually as it states, it is paid advertisement. As much hilarity this video contained, Bethesda needs to pull their marketing off the Onion in ESO related matters and invest those funds into better PR. The Onion has that ability of being officially "satire" yet hits the head of the nail mostly more accurately than the "professional news" channels. Therefore them reporting about it, they ridicule and mocking it, paid or not doesn't give that "positive image" ESO badly needs.
P.S. before the fainbois going to get me. I'm still having faith in the game and don't count myself in the "negative" crowd.
So stop using a silly epithet like 'fanboy', coz it discredits everything else intelligent you might have to say6 -
Ri_Dariit✭✭✭@nerevarine, @systemik, please see @GreySix's comment, and if that doesn't convince you, please see the "About" below derived from the youtube site.Video game customization reaches new heights in 'The Elder Scrolls Online' thanks to a feature that allows players to customize their character's bones, flesh, and nervous system. (Brought to you by Bethesda)Edited by Ri_Dariit on July 1, 2014 2:19PMFusozay Var VarJaji kor nirni. Ri'Dariit ahnurr shir Gouranga an vasa rid-t'har.0
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MonkeyAssassin24✭✭✭xy_productions wrote: »Actually as it states, it is paid advertisement. As much hilarity this video contained, Bethesda needs to pull their marketing off the Onion in ESO related matters and invest those funds into better PR. The Onion has that ability of being officially "satire" yet hits the head of the nail mostly more accurately than the "professional news" channels. Therefore them reporting about it, they ridicule and mocking it, paid or not doesn't give that "positive image" ESO badly needs.
P.S. I'm still having faith in the game and don't count myself in the "negative" crowd.
Dear God get the stick out of your ass. I bet you're that person at parties that corrects logical flaws in peoples stories when they tell jokes.On second thought, let's not go to the forums. 'Tis a silly place.9 -
AlexDougherty✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I've tried this on the character creation screen, I can't seem to find the option to alter my Nord's blood vessels, or sculpt his muscles, let alone the DNA aspects.
What am I doing wrong??? :IPeople believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
Wizard's tenth rule5 -
KhajitFurTrader✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Instructions unclear, accidentally created a dragon PC.
I'm off to Cyrodiil, see ya!
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Gilvoth✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭AlexDougherty wrote: »I've tried this on the character creation screen, I can't seem to find the option to alter my Nord's blood vessels, or sculpt his muscles, let alone the DNA aspects.
What am I doing wrong??? :I
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
XD
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