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Best Character Build Possible

UrQuan
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I was playing around with alts the other day, and I think I've hit upon the best, most awesome character build ever.

Without further ado, I give you Old Fatso!
OldFatso_zpsc954b432.jpg
Fresh out of his imprisonment in Coldharbour, he is truly the Nordliest of Nords. Old Fatso has no time for you whippersnappers and your fancy "magicka"! No, Old Fatso will have none of that! He uses stamina skills only, because he's just that bad-ass. His trusty greatsword is all he needs to show you young 'uns how to do it right! Of course, Old Fatso only wears cloth, because rawhide and metal are too heavy. They make him wheeze and sweat. Besides, a truly Nordly Nord doesn't need to hide behind some sissy armour like a coward!

So remember, the next time you assign skill points and consider what gear to use, ask yourself this: would Old Fatso approve?
OldFatsoFace_zps3b5e099f.jpg
Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
Someone stole my sweetroll
  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    He ain't all that fat. Maybe old slightly over weight fella?
  • pavelcherepanskyrwb17_ESO
    You've just made my day! I laughed so hard! :grinning:
    "Do you want the book or not? Then go whack some people with Wabbajack!!"
  • UrQuan
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    He ain't all that fat. Maybe old slightly over weight fella?
    He was actually as fat as I could make him... I was all the way over in the bottom left corner of the body type triangle, and I maxed out the sliders for his gut, waist, hips...

    The funny thing is, I made this guy with the intent of doing the worst, stupidest character ever, and yet I ended up kind of liking the old guy.
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • jamie.goddenrwb17_ESO
    Oh PLEASE Zenimax, use this in the next build highlight segment!!!
    I can has typing!
  • someuser
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    sexy
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    PhinixUI addon-powered interface for ESO
  • Soloeus
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    Ur-Quan wrote: »
    I was playing around with alts the other day, and I think I've hit upon the best, most awesome character build ever.

    Without further ado, I give you Old Fatso!
    OldFatso_zpsc954b432.jpg
    Fresh out of his imprisonment in Coldharbour, he is truly the Nordliest of Nords. Old Fatso has no time for you whippersnappers and your fancy "magicka"! No, Old Fatso will have none of that! He uses stamina skills only, because he's just that bad-ass. His trusty greatsword is all he needs to show you young 'uns how to do it right! Of course, Old Fatso only wears cloth, because rawhide and metal are too heavy. They make him wheeze and sweat. Besides, a truly Nordly Nord doesn't need to hide behind some sissy armour like a coward!

    So remember, the next time you assign skill points and consider what gear to use, ask yourself this: would Old Fatso approve?
    OldFatsoFace_zps3b5e099f.jpg

    I like it!

    Within; Without.
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