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Best Character Build Possible
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I was playing around with alts the other day, and I think I've hit upon the best, most awesome character build ever.
Without further ado, I give you Old Fatso!
Fresh out of his imprisonment in Coldharbour, he is truly the Nordliest of Nords. Old Fatso has no time for you whippersnappers and your fancy "magicka"! No, Old Fatso will have none of that! He uses stamina skills only, because he's just that bad-ass. His trusty greatsword is all he needs to show you young 'uns how to do it right! Of course, Old Fatso only wears cloth, because rawhide and metal are too heavy. They make him wheeze and sweat. Besides, a truly Nordly Nord doesn't need to hide behind some sissy armour like a coward!
So remember, the next time you assign skill points and consider what gear to use, ask yourself this: would Old Fatso approve?
Without further ado, I give you Old Fatso!
Fresh out of his imprisonment in Coldharbour, he is truly the Nordliest of Nords. Old Fatso has no time for you whippersnappers and your fancy "magicka"! No, Old Fatso will have none of that! He uses stamina skills only, because he's just that bad-ass. His trusty greatsword is all he needs to show you young 'uns how to do it right! Of course, Old Fatso only wears cloth, because rawhide and metal are too heavy. They make him wheeze and sweat. Besides, a truly Nordly Nord doesn't need to hide behind some sissy armour like a coward!
So remember, the next time you assign skill points and consider what gear to use, ask yourself this: would Old Fatso approve?
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Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC) Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC) Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP) Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD) J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD) |
Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC) Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP) Manut Redguard Temp (AD) Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP) Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD) |
Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP) Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC) Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP) Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC) Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp |
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You've just made my day! I laughed so hard!
"Do you want the book or not? Then go whack some people with Wabbajack!!"1 -
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He was actually as fat as I could make him... I was all the way over in the bottom left corner of the body type triangle, and I maxed out the sliders for his gut, waist, hips...vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »He ain't all that fat. Maybe old slightly over weight fella?
The funny thing is, I made this guy with the intent of doing the worst, stupidest character ever, and yet I ended up kind of liking the old guy.
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
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Oh PLEASE Zenimax, use this in the next build highlight segment!!!I can has typing!0 -
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✭I was playing around with alts the other day, and I think I've hit upon the best, most awesome character build ever.
Without further ado, I give you Old Fatso!
Fresh out of his imprisonment in Coldharbour, he is truly the Nordliest of Nords. Old Fatso has no time for you whippersnappers and your fancy "magicka"! No, Old Fatso will have none of that! He uses stamina skills only, because he's just that bad-ass. His trusty greatsword is all he needs to show you young 'uns how to do it right! Of course, Old Fatso only wears cloth, because rawhide and metal are too heavy. They make him wheeze and sweat. Besides, a truly Nordly Nord doesn't need to hide behind some sissy armour like a coward!
So remember, the next time you assign skill points and consider what gear to use, ask yourself this: would Old Fatso approve?
I like it!
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