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TheGrandAlliance
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The Armies of the Aldmeri Dominion Shall Forever be Known as "The Bananas"

The Armies of the Daggerfall Covenant Shall Forever be Known as "The Smurfs"

The Armies of the Ebonheart Pact Shall Forever be Known as "The Redshirts"

-The Mistress
Edited by TheGrandAlliance on June 25, 2014 7:03AM
Indeed it is so...
  • navarat9
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    omg. i just knew they called us "bananas"
  • Zintair
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    I've heard bananas blueberries and raspberries as well.

    Redshirts is better though :)
    Vokundein
    Zintair aka Primetime - VR14 - Guild Leader and PvP Dept Leader
    www.Legend-Gaming.net
  • Tintinabula
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    Red Diamonds Red Diamonds!! Its about EP folks..cmon!
  • IcyDeadPeople
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    EP are not strawberries?
    Edited by IcyDeadPeople on June 26, 2014 3:11AM
    (Video) "The Arsonist" - Ganking with Magicka Dragonknight
  • cisadanepajsuxrwb17_ESO
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    I dont like being called bananas when they are being called redshirts. Its not pejorative enough. Smurfs r fine
  • Glantris
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    i've heard us AD being referred to as the golden shower... and one particular guild as "banana nightmare".

    on NA bloodthorn, we call EP the red tide. they only come round once a month and wreak terrible havoc for a few days, then leave.
    we don't have any witty names for DC because we can't stop getting sieged for long enough to have a good think about it.
    Glantris | VR14 AD Templar | Main Group Heals/Support
    Officer of Decibel, Officer of Legend, Sender of Congealed Cheese
  • runagate
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    mqdefault.jpg


    I kinda assumed you called DC "Baby Tugs Carebears" (he's the blue one)

    I logged off of Bloodthorn inside one of your AD keeps, it's like a scavenger hunt.
  • Armitas
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    TheGrandAlliance wrote: »
    The Armies of the Aldmeri Dominion Shall Forever be Known as "The Bananas"

    The Armies of the Daggerfall Covenant Shall Forever be Known as "The Smurfs"

    The Armies of the Ebonheart Pact Shall Forever be Known as "The Redshirts"

    -The Mistress

    I have seen star trek and know what happens to the redshirts.
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • Gisgo
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    Why not tomatoes?
  • Sihnfahl
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    Gisgo wrote: »
    Why not tomatoes?
    Because an EP train would become the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
  • Dleatherus
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    we just call 'em 'berries - always have, always will

    short, and fits the theme better

    D.
    Edited by Dleatherus on June 26, 2014 1:20PM
    Stands in Puddles VR12 NB
    Dleatherus VR10 Templar

    Emperor Farmers, cheaters and exploiters - just like cockroaches in real life, Tamriel will never be rid of them
  • KBKB
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    I like,
    Cheese
    Blueberries
    Russians/Soviets
  • Glantris
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    Black-Bird wrote: »
    I like,
    Cheese
    Blueberries
    Russians/Soviets

    i like cheese.
    Glantris | VR14 AD Templar | Main Group Heals/Support
    Officer of Decibel, Officer of Legend, Sender of Congealed Cheese
  • Arsenic_Touch
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    No, we are the red coats. Every time the enemy sees us, they yell "The red coats are coming, the red coats are coming"
    Edited by Arsenic_Touch on June 26, 2014 1:26PM
    ☠ Is it better to out-monster the monster or to be quietly devoured? ☠

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    "Hope can drown lost in thunderous sound."
    "Fear can claim what little faith remains."
    "Death will take those who fight alone."
    "But united we can break a fate once set in stone."
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    NA // Ebonheart Pact // Leader of CORE Legion // Namira Beta Tester // VR11 NB
  • Armitas
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    What about
    AD: Juicy fruit
    DC: Double Bubble
    DP: Big red.
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • purgation
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    Smurfs has definitely stuck for DC. Bananas going strong for AD, although I keep arguing for calling them Cheesy Puffs.
  • Laura
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    Armitas wrote: »
    What about
    AD: Juicy fruit
    DC: Double Bubble
    DP: Big red.

    DP.

    Whats on your mind?
  • Armitas
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    purgation wrote: »
    Smurfs has definitely stuck for DC. Bananas going strong for AD, although I keep arguing for calling them Cheesy Puffs.

    Cheesy poofs. That will make it stick. I for one will be calling them cheesy poofs from now on, and I think smurfs sounds right.
    Edited by Armitas on June 26, 2014 3:34PM
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • Pixysticks
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    Bloods
    Crypts
    Kings
    Alacrity

    Retired 05/04/15.
  • ByrenV
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    following the KISS principle:
    blue
    red
    yellow

    edit - then when forces combine:
    - green
    - orange
    - purple
    Edited by ByrenV on June 26, 2014 3:38PM
  • axxses17ub17_ESO
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    Soul Shriven
    (I wish Aldmeri were green for this)
    DC- Bubbles
    AD- Buttercup
    EP- Blossom
  • TheDrunkenMagi
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    Spoken like a true EP, OP. You don't get to call yourselves something even remotely cool like Redshirts. All Alliances have to hate their nicknames.

    Try Again.
  • Breea
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    Bananas, blueberries and strawberries seems to be the most prevalent ones I've seen. I know we at least refer to AD as bananas and DC as blueberries.
  • Decimus_Rex
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    TheGrandAlliance wrote: »
    The Armies of the Aldmeri Dominion Shall Forever be Known as "The Bananas"

    The Armies of the Daggerfall Covenant Shall Forever be Known as "The Smurfs"

    The Armies of the Ebonheart Pact Shall Forever be Known as "The Redshirts"

    -The Mistress

    As long as I'm made PaPa Smurf all shall be well in my kingdom

    Sounds better than that lame ,weak, gimpy sounding Emperor title anyway

    http://youtu.be/7kDD1oiY7UY

    Here comes another Forum warning and loss of a star but

    It's well worth it
    Edited by Decimus_Rex on June 26, 2014 3:49PM
  • Gloran
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    TheDrunkenMagi wrote: »
    [...]All Alliances have to hate their nicknames.
    [...]
    Baboons
    Officer of Alacrity
    Niwilav - AD Sorc VR12
    Nivilaw - AD Nightblade VR12
  • reggielee
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    decimus, just spent a half hour being sidetracked by robot chicken vids... heh heh :D
    Mama always said the fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
  • Armitas
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    Need names for these too. I have a few suggestions.

    Breton -
    Orc -
    Redguard -
    High Elf - Tome Strokers. Finger Wagging Tome Strokers.
    Wood Elf - Tree Huggers. Squirrels.
    Khajiit - Furbacks. Moon Sucking Furbacks.
    Argonian - Dirt Daubers.
    Nord - Snow backs. Sweet Roll Stuffing Yetis.
    Dark Elf -
    Edited by Armitas on June 26, 2014 6:32PM
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • Halrloprillalar
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    smurfs, elmos and bigbirds
    "nerf rock, paper is fine" - scissors

    https://us.v-cdn.net/5020507/uploads/editor/2n/35zpb92kfggx.gif
  • Lord_Draevan
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    So... am I the only one who calls the factions Eagles, Lions and Dragons? :P
    Edited by Lord_Draevan on June 26, 2014 6:15PM
    I'm a man of few words. Any questions?
    NA/PC server
  • SirAndy
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    TheGrandAlliance wrote: »
    The Armies of the Aldmeri Dominion Shall Forever be Known as "The Bananas"
    Happy, dancing bananas!

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