Area man clicks Link to Patch Notes on launcher, does not go to patch notes.

zulikab14_ESO
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A local man clicked on the Patch Notes link on his launcher only to find another link which goes to old patch notes. Even this link was nestled amongst a bunch of sentences that did not appear to even be in English, they just appeared to be gibberish -also probably a bug.
  • Morimizo
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    "Local man seeking new keyboard for non-violent relationship and quiet tweets in the park."
  • Taleof2Cities
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    In other news, adventurers in Tamriel are seeing robots ("bots") in all shapes and sizes across the land. In addition, this just breaking, some of the bots are "flying" while others are "undergound" harvesting (as adventurers have put it) "nodes" of minerals, woodworking materials, and alchemical ingredients.

    Moreover, there have been reports of bots in Molag Bal's sacred realm! A local high ranking dremora, who declined to indentify himself, had his hands in the air in an exasperated tone: "We have enough to deal with ... the Dark Lord's bidding and then the Vestige's visits to Coldharbor with the Guild Armies ... the bots are pushing us to adopt an Aedric Prince instead. Either Akatosh or Julianos would be fine with me."


    We attempted to contact the king and queen's representatives and the Black Horse Courier for additional insight, but our inquiries were not returned.
    Edited by Taleof2Cities on June 3, 2014 1:56AM
  • zulikab14_ESO
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    Area man, who does not believe in "deja vu", experiences the same strange patch note anomaly he did exactly 2 weeks earlier. A pattern is emerging.....
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