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[Graphics] Poor poor Stibbins

YourNameHere
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Okay Zen, you might want to have a look at those NPCs you talk to that are in a crouching animation. It seems when you speak to them, they have a very poor disease called 'broken neckus ouchies'. I hope they have good chiropractor plans!

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Edited by YourNameHere on May 13, 2014 2:12AM
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  • Rhoric
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    You really need to learn how to do screenshots. 8megs per screenshot is too much. Need to change them from bmp to jpeg or gif so they are smaller file size.
  • Reenlister
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    These always crack me up. Its like while talking to you, they were just saved from the gallows....
  • Oogaci
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    Leave Stibbons alooone!!!
    I am going to retire from Adventuring and become Stibbons personal body guard!
  • Reenlister
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    If we could only show him how bad the Lady is for him, and this infatuation would be in his best interest to let go....
  • YourNameHere
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    Rhoric wrote: »
    You really need to learn how to do screenshots. 8megs per screenshot is too much. Need to change them from bmp to jpeg or gif so they are smaller file size.

    And this has anything to do with .....?

    Yeah I pulled out of the screenshot folder from in game as when you hit PRNT SCRN. If you know how to change it to anything else, why not let me know?
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  • peter.harkessnrb18_ESO
    WTF did you do to Stibbons! :(

    On a sidenote, I am working on a genetically engineered army of Stibbons to take over Tamriel and usher in a new era of prosperity and peace
  • Rhoric
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    Rhoric wrote: »
    You really need to learn how to do screenshots. 8megs per screenshot is too much. Need to change them from bmp to jpeg or gif so they are smaller file size.

    And this has anything to do with .....?

    Yeah I pulled out of the screenshot folder from in game as when you hit PRNT SCRN. If you know how to change it to anything else, why not let me know?

    It has everything to do with it. longer load times in the topic due to file size. As for what you can use. Just open them in paint and then go to save as
  • Mishoniko
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    Also fun is how NPC's jaws drift after certain animations as well .. any long convo with an NPC will leave them with severe TMJ issues. Someone call an orthodontist, stat!
  • Noswell
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    I think Stibbons saw a flying bot, and decided to just go for it and try to break his own neck in disbelief. I felt like that the first time too.
  • Phinix1
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    WTF did you do to Stibbons! :(

    On a sidenote, I am working on a genetically engineered army of Stibbons to take over Tamriel and usher in a new era of prosperity and peace

    You can start by having them share their chiropractic techniques with the world bankers.
  • YourNameHere
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    Rhoric wrote: »
    Rhoric wrote: »
    You really need to learn how to do screenshots. 8megs per screenshot is too much. Need to change them from bmp to jpeg or gif so they are smaller file size.

    And this has anything to do with .....?

    Yeah I pulled out of the screenshot folder from in game as when you hit PRNT SCRN. If you know how to change it to anything else, why not let me know?

    It has everything to do with it. longer load times in the topic due to file size. As for what you can use. Just open them in paint and then go to save as

    Okay. next time, do try to be a little nicer o:) . I know how to do many things, so a slip of the mind is all it was!

    I redid the pics so they are smaller.
    Edited by YourNameHere on May 13, 2014 2:13AM
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    Mishoniko wrote: »
    Also fun is how NPC's jaws drift after certain animations as well .. any long convo with an NPC will leave them with severe TMJ issues. Someone call an orthodontist, stat!

    One time I had an issue where the lower part of the mouth on all khajiit (regardless of gender) was WAY off to the left. It looked like they all had their jaws broken. I have NO idea what was up with that, I relogged and they looked fine again.
  • reggielee
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    ow! that smarts
    Mama always said the fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
  • YourNameHere
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    Saerydoth wrote: »
    Mishoniko wrote: »
    Also fun is how NPC's jaws drift after certain animations as well .. any long convo with an NPC will leave them with severe TMJ issues. Someone call an orthodontist, stat!

    One time I had an issue where the lower part of the mouth on all khajiit (regardless of gender) was WAY off to the left. It looked like they all had their jaws broken. I have NO idea what was up with that, I relogged and they looked fine again.

    I find that happens when the NPC is 'angry' when they speak. It looks painful too.
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  • YourNameHere
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    Even royalty isn't safe from such neckus ouchies!

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  • Zershar_Vemod
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    I've had this happen a lot since launch..

    But man, Stibbins just can't get a break...
    Edited by Zershar_Vemod on May 21, 2014 7:36PM
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  • YourNameHere
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    Even those not on our plane are not immune to this painful affliction!

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    Edited by YourNameHere on May 22, 2014 1:03AM
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