Patch Fail Lawls

Heishi
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So I get home from work and decide to let ESO do its patching thing. After a moment this is what I see. What the hell did you put in that last patch Zeni lol
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This was followed by a 209 error, unable to detect patch version stopping me from repair. As of the end off this post, it suddenly decided it would allow me to repair. Still made me laugh though
And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
  • negativehybrid
    for some reason it made me think of buzz lightyear, to infinity and beyond
  • Vikes546b16_ESO
    Overcharged your patching stat.
  • Heishi
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    Pretty much. I don't think I've ever seen a launcher that pushes the first load bar off with a second then keeps counting past 100%.
    And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
  • Inco
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    I'm getting constant login errors and account has no permissions. Login Timeout just now. No PATCH downloaded either. (At least that I saw).

    Closed, opened, etc.
  • Inco
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    Error 301 (3:1:1223:90089) - Unable to connect to server.
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    Version eso.live.1.0.0.964485
  • Reignskream
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    the op didnt get version 1.03 he got 1.13
  • tdgeddesub17_ESO
    mine downloaded the patch, installed it, then gave me the "install" button instead of play. I clicked install and it said I need 60 GB of hard drive space. Smooth patch... I must say
  • vendicatorbluf
    I'm getting a patch mainifest error.
  • Heishi
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    Continuing the lawls. The repair process went through. Launched the gamed. Logged in which took a few minutes. Got to char select. Selected char, went through load screen then crash as soon as char/world displayed.
    And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
  • Aserak
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    My Launcher version is 1.3.5.964404. guessing that's part of the issue...
  • Heishi
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    I'm getting a patch mainifest error.

    That's what mine was getting. After my third or fourth time trying it, it just let me in... then of course ended up crashing, but still.
    And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
  • Jirki88
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    183% patched eh? Then you probably got the next patch as well then. ;)
    Veritas et aequitas, et usque ad mortem.
  • demonlkojipub19_ESO
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    I didn't even see mine patch, and everytime I try to login It gets timed out or another error /cry.
  • Reignskream
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    Crashed for me as well when i was trying to log in game. Got to my character select screen just fine, and clicked to enter game, and waited for it to load and kicked me out saying i crashed!!!! :D
    Edited by Reignskream on April 15, 2014 7:34PM
  • sylviermoone
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    @aserak same version here. I don't think mine patched at all. My time window to play/patch is over for the morning, though. Guess I'll just try after work and see if it goes through then. :smile:
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  • Reignskream
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    Just tried again and didnt crash at all, got in game fine. Hope everyone gets a fix soon, cya in game.
  • Aserak
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    @aserak same version here. I don't think mine patched at all. My time window to play/patch is over for the morning, though. Guess I'll just try after work and see if it goes through then. :smile:

    I walked a way for a bit. Came back, and it said Play instead of Repair. /shrug
    At least I am in. Oh what else can happen. Sorry you didn't get to play @sylviermoone . Good luck later!

  • sylviermoone
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    S'ok. I have Forums: The Elder Scrolls Offline to keep me company! Best game ever!!!!
    Co-GM, Angry Unicorn Traders: PC/NA
    "Official" Master Merchant Tech Support
    and Differently Geared AF
    @sylviermoone
  • Heishi
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    Aserak wrote: »
    My Launcher version is 1.3.5.964404. guessing that's part of the issue...

    Mine is the same version.

    The second login went perfectly fine. Thought I did discover if you click the gear icon in the top right of the launcher and click about that there is a "Game Consultant" .. not sure what exactly it does, but I'm not touching anything. ~.~ My luck I'd click game consultant and it'd pop up a dialog box saying "Just leave, turn back now"

    The desc for those who don't wanna click to read:
    Game Consultant is a specialized tool designed to identify issues that may be affecting your Elder Scrolls Online play experience. It captures information that can be vital to troubleshooting any hardware issue.

    No clue why this is in about. Also concerning, the about section has an apply and cancel option o.O
    And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
  • Heishi
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    Just tried again and didnt crash at all, got in game fine. Hope everyone gets a fix soon, cya in game.

    Same for me, second time was fine but first time crashed... wierd.

    And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
  • Gianavel
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    Game Consultant basically just runs a dxdiag.
  • 7788b14_ESO
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    Hit repair and it just repairs and goes back to repair. OK finally went to PLAY I'm in.
    Edited by 7788b14_ESO on April 15, 2014 8:26PM
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