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Medieval Toilets in TESO...

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This would feature more real life related content in TESO folks!
  • Grayphilosophy
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    Totally agree, even the mightiest adventurer needs to relieve his bowels now and again.
  • Knootewoot
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    Houses in TES games don't have toilets because they all poop in the river. That is why the river which runs through Balmora has no fish swimming in it. They all died.
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    "I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."
  • rawne1980b16_ESO
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    Find hole in ground .... squat .... there you go, a medieval toilet.
  • luckyjoemcb14_ESO
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    For a second I thought this post was about the forums
  • jimdove
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    I agree, it should be a PVP only skill line too.

    Arse Spraying Mayhem - AOE DOT
    Pebble Dash - GTAOE slows all targets in a specific ground target
    Windforce - giant AOE pushback
    The Log - Massive single target damage
    Vindaloo - Ultimate- turns you into a Vindaloo monster, all light and heavy attacks are increased in power by the firing of boiling hot arse juice 15ft in front of the caster
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