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If Chuck Norris was in charge....(finish the line)

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tilolyen_ESO
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Need to add a bit of humor here since there are sooo many melt downs. So finish the line.
  • Phyrdrin
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    ...we'd still need Talos.
    "Surprise me. Say something intelligent."
  • Gentlemanzack
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    he would roundhouse kick the server into a reroll. actually, I lied The server would spontaneously combust and blow up like some corny b movie stunt.
  • tripiseanb14_ESO
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    ...the servers would have been brought down for maintenance because of the login issues and load times.
  • tripiseanb14_ESO
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    ...everyone would be mad at Chuck Norris.
  • Vlas
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    what-year-is-it-robin-williams.jpg
    Edited by Vlas on April 13, 2014 4:41AM
  • Attorneyatlawl
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    ...he'd have scared the server into never having problems in the first place.
    -First-Wave Closed Beta Tester of the Psijic Order, aka the 0.016 percent.
    Exploits suck. Don't blame just the game, blame the players abusing them!
    -Playing since July 2013, back when we had a killspam channel in Cyrodiil and the lands of Tamriel were roamed by dinosaurs.
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    -In-game mains abound with "Nerf" in their name. As I am asked occasionally, I do not play on anything but the PC NA Megaserver at this time.
  • Gentlemanzack
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    He would just enter the server office room, in the distance server blades would spark and click madly He haven't had time to put down his keys and starbucks on his desk.
  • impacman007ub17_ESO
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    He would power a tank using the Havok Engine and drive it straight into ESO server rooms and hardwire the servers to his brain and run ESO for everyone lag free while drinking his starbucks and reading sports illustrated
  • Trouvo
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    ...there wouldnt be in need of customer service because everything would work correctly
    Edited by Trouvo on April 13, 2014 4:53AM
    Bloodline|RP Guild|Ebonheart Pact
  • marcweiss81nrb19_ESO
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    They delete my WW2 stop complaining thread, but they leave this pos up.
  • felixgamingx1
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    He would be selling some home gym machine
  • tilolyen_ESO
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    marcweiss81nrb19_ESO wrote: »
    They delete my WW2 stop complaining thread, but they leave this pos up.
    u mad bro?

  • marcweiss81nrb19_ESO
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    tilolyen_ESO wrote: »
    marcweiss81nrb19_ESO wrote: »
    They delete my WW2 stop complaining thread, but they leave this pos up.
    u mad bro?

    Not mad, Just disappointed.
  • Gentlemanzack
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    i saw that WWII i commented on it, Honestly WWII and this is extremely poor taste
  • Vlas
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    marcweiss81nrb19_ESO wrote: »
    tilolyen_ESO wrote: »
    marcweiss81nrb19_ESO wrote: »
    They delete my WW2 stop complaining thread, but they leave this pos up.
    u mad bro?

    Not mad, Just disappointed.

    Vietnam disappointed or Desert Storm disappointed?
  • tilolyen_ESO
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    marcweiss81nrb19_ESO wrote: »
    tilolyen_ESO wrote: »
    marcweiss81nrb19_ESO wrote: »
    They delete my WW2 stop complaining thread, but they leave this pos up.
    u mad bro?

    Not mad, Just disappointed.
    There is no disappointment in Chuck Norris world.

  • Marthanna
    Marthanna
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    Vlas wrote: »
    marcweiss81nrb19_ESO wrote: »
    tilolyen_ESO wrote: »
    marcweiss81nrb19_ESO wrote: »
    They delete my WW2 stop complaining thread, but they leave this pos up.
    u mad bro?

    Not mad, Just disappointed.

    Vietnam disappointed or Desert Storm disappointed?[
    Vlas wrote: »
    marcweiss81nrb19_ESO wrote: »
    tilolyen_ESO wrote: »
    marcweiss81nrb19_ESO wrote: »
    They delete my WW2 stop complaining thread, but they leave this pos up.
    u mad bro?

    Not mad, Just disappointed.

    Vietnam disappointed or Desert Storm disappointed?

    Or some other war?
  • Gentlemanzack
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    chuck norris once judochopped vietnam,


















    naw he just judo chopped some vietnamese soldiers with stormstrooper syndrome Proves that the hand > 160 rounds of ammunition, ye... from a single magazine on the ak. I gotta love 1980s Missing in action movies!
  • Basil_oz
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    ... he would have started a guild called the Dovahkiin Rangers!
    NA Mega-server
    Basilthwaite - male Nord Templar Ebonheart Pact (unwittingly looks like Hulk Hogan. Trying to find some bright gold breeches to match the persona.)

    Arwen Basilrond - female Wood Elf Nightblade Aldmeri Dominion (this character is smoken', but she's been advised to quite due to 'elf reasons!)

    Sir Basil Ozarian - male Imperial Dragonknight Daggerfall Covenant (this character is titled, but not entitled!)
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