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WylieCoyote1511
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Elder Forums Online, the sequel to Elder Scrolls Offline.
Key Features
Subscription complaints
Login issues
Angry kids with no credit card
Unknown errors and so much
System Requirements
Extreme patience
A bank account with more than 0.01 credit in it
An email address to send you an authorization code to log into your account in a hour or so ( May have expired by then)
A good sense of humour
A wife or girlfriend during downtime
The ability to go out in sun light.
Key Features
Subscription complaints
Login issues
Angry kids with no credit card
Unknown errors and so much
System Requirements
Extreme patience
A bank account with more than 0.01 credit in it
An email address to send you an authorization code to log into your account in a hour or so ( May have expired by then)
A good sense of humour
A wife or girlfriend during downtime
The ability to go out in sun light.
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Nazon_Katts✭✭✭✭✭But, but, but... it's night time around here. Can I still run it?"You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"0 -
Rylanor✭✭Ahem. Or a husband or boyfriend, please! My guild is over 90% men too and I do my best to answer any inequalities in chat with humour
Edited by Rylanor on April 7, 2014 8:51PMIf at first you don't succeed, keep trying. And again. Eat a cookie, read a wiki, I dunno, just try to relax, the frustration will only give you a headache.0 -
Mennox✭✭Haha best thing I have seen on the forums today - kudos to you sir!To make no mistakes is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future.2 -
WylieCoyote1511✭✭✭Nazon_Katts wrote: »But, but, but... it's night time around here. Can I still run it?
Sorry, servers down in prime time!
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Vyndeleron✭✭✭"A wife or girlfriend during downtime"
well looks like I don't meet the requirements #foreveralone
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Vyrenn✭WylieCoyote1511 wrote: »Elder Forums Online, the sequel to Elder Scrolls Offline.
Key Features
Subscription complaints
Login issues
Angry kids with no credit card
Unknown errors and so much
System Requirements
Extreme patience
A bank account with more than 0.01 credit in it
An email address to send you an authorization code to log into your account in a hour or so ( May have expired by then)
A good sense of humour
A wife or girlfriend during downtime
The ability to go out in sun light.
best post i have read all day thank you for cheering me up and making this wait somewhat tolerable2 -
you forgot to add the first expac:
skeeverballs!
skeevers have taken over the hallways and pathways of all major holds. avoid at all costs lest ye be bitten in the most private of privates1 -
does anyone know where zenimax is located? ive got my pitchfork sharpened and a torch ready to light oh, and anyone know what a zenimax looks like? i still need to build my effigy to burn. 0
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ah, just looked it up, they're in Maryland, i can just walk down highway 50 all the way there, from california i think i can make it there before they even get this fixed
Edited by Catkicker on April 7, 2014 9:18PM0 -
WylieCoyote1511✭✭✭WylieCoyote1511 wrote: »Elder Forums Online, the sequel to Elder Scrolls Offline.
Key Features
Subscription complaints
Login issues
Angry kids with no credit card
Unknown errors and so much
System Requirements
Extreme patience
A bank account with more than 0.01 credit in it
An email address to send you an authorization code to log into your account in a hour or so ( May have expired by then)
A good sense of humour
A wife or girlfriend during downtime
The ability to go out in sun light.
best post i have read all day thank you for cheering me up and making this wait somewhat tolerable
Anytime mate
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