Maintenance for the week of October 5:
• [COMPLETE] ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – October 8, 8:00AM EDT (12:00 UTC) – 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
As mentioned in your earlier thread in the New Player Questions forum: "these forums, particularly the support sections, are specifically here to help people with game problems."
We encourage people to post here with their problems, so we can help them. Making joke threads like this are, at best, needless congestion. However, it comes off more as mocking, which is unhelpful.