Funny Companion Reactions

AcadianPaladin · June 18

Mirri: "Would it kill them to run away? No, I guess it wouldn't. Maybe they should try that."

My elf: "Mirri. . . that was a strangler we just killed."

ArchangelIsraphel · June 18

Back when the companions first came out, Mirri used to have a glitch where she'd react as though my bosmer had died every time he went into or came out of his werewolf transformation.

She'd kneel over and have a fit, screaming "FETCH, FETCH, FETCH!!" in distress.

Of course, my bosmer's werewolf form was highly disappointed when she did not, in fact, get up and play fetch with him.

Sepultura_13 · June 18

SilverBride wrote: »

Sharp after I died to a Dragon: "If you don't get up, I'm taking your stuff!"

I don't think that I've seen that reaction before! I'm going to look for it now, LOL

Sepultura_13 · June 18

cyclonus11 wrote: »

Sepultura_13 wrote: »

Pelanora wrote: »

I like Embers "anyone else!!?"

Her comment when the Big-Eared Ginger Kitten is summoned: "Aawwww! It looks so cute with its big, stupid ears!"

When you summon the witch kitty: "It's wearing a little hat! That's adorable. Can I teach it a spell or two?"

I hadn't heard that one yet, LOL

dinokstrunz · June 18

Sharp whenever you kill a ghost enemy, "Should've crossed over instead of crossing us"

Sepultura_13 · June 18

Nathrai wrote: »

Sharp has some of the best lines, period. And the best voice actor, you can literally HEAR the Argonian's resting *** face ... XD

One of my favourites, right after killing something: "Better luck next time. Oh, wait ..."

Agreed - Sharp definitely has some of the best lines, and the best voice actor, bar none!

Sepultura_13 · June 18

cyclonus11 wrote: »

Araneae6537 wrote: »

SilverBride wrote: »

Sharp after I died to a Dragon: "If you don't get up, I'm taking your stuff!"

Oh yes, that one is great! Azandar has said, “And now, tranquility” a few too many times after my death!

My favorite Azandar death quote: "Tell Arkay to take a hike!"

I still love it when Azandar says, "I'm highly flammable!" when we're fighting a frost dragon...

SilverBride · June 18

Sepultura_13 wrote: »

SilverBride wrote: »

Sharp after I died to a Dragon: "If you don't get up, I'm taking your stuff!"

I don't think that I've seen that reaction before! I'm going to look for it now, LOL

He said it again today when I died to a World Boss. I still laugh every time I hear it!

cyclonus11 · June 18

anadandy wrote: »

tomofhyrule wrote: »

Skill issue.

I will never not laugh when I hear Sharp say this.

I also like it when you make a poison and he says "Heh. Spicy."

cyclonus11 · June 19

Me: *kills a daedra*

Isobel: "Stendarr see you safely to your rest."

Sepultura_13 · June 19

cyclonus11 wrote: »

anadandy wrote: »

tomofhyrule wrote: »

Skill issue.

I will never not laugh when I hear Sharp say this.

I also like it when you make a poison and he says "Heh. Spicy."

LOL - now that's a good one!

Isobel when I craft a sweet item, like Rhajin's Sugar Claws: "I'm not drooling over your delicious food! That would be...un-knightly!"

BretonMage · June 19

I love Azandar's lines.

Entering combat: "I'm a scholar, damn it!"

Ending combat: *old man noises*
Me: "Same, Azandar, saaame."

Sepultura_13 · June 19

ArchangelIsraphel wrote: »

Back when the companions first came out, Mirri used to have a glitch where she'd react as though my bosmer had died every time he went into or came out of his werewolf transformation.

She'd kneel over and have a fit, screaming "FETCH, FETCH, FETCH!!" in distress.

Of course, my bosmer's werewolf form was highly disappointed when she did not, in fact, get up and play fetch with him.

That's awesome - I would have laughed if I'd ever seen her do so with my werewolf, LOL

Sepultura_13 · June 19

BretonMage wrote: »

I love Azandar's lines.

Entering combat: "I'm a scholar, damn it!"

Ending combat: *old man noises*
Me: "Same, Azandar, saaame."

Those are good ones, LOL - I love it when he says, "How do you drive this thing?!?" when mounting up, especially if he's on a construct!

EdjeSwift · June 19

The best was during the Necrom Event last year when Garrus stated "Their loss. Our gain." when we looted a chest right in front of another player.

Syldras · June 19

BretonMage wrote: »

I love Azandar's lines.

Awesome guy. Loves Vvardvarks, too:
"What a well-formed aberration! Delightful in its symmetry! And look at the way its little nose twitches. Heh!"
"A Vvardvark! Magical advancement in its most adorable, cuddly form. Look at those ears!"

Sepultura_13 · June 19

Syldras wrote: »

BretonMage wrote: »

I love Azandar's lines.

Awesome guy. Loves Vvardvarks, too:
"What a well-formed aberration! Delightful in its symmetry! And look at the way its little nose twitches. Heh!"
"A Vvardvark! Magical advancement in its most adorable, cuddly form. Look at those ears!"

I'll have to summon my Vvardvark pet when he's around, LOL - his verbosity and erudition is exquisite!

crappyjazz1964 · June 19

I chuckle whenever Bastion says "huzzah" at the end of even the lamest kill. Also when he says "they made their choices" after we kill a bear or some random animal.

M1SHAAN · June 19

There's a random encounter in the Telvanni Peninsula that ends with an NPC getting swooped on and killed by a cliff strider. It happens in a scripted fashion, but after seeing it a few times I wanted to try to save the guy anyway. I run up next to him, and as the cliff strider swoops in it knocks us over, the NPC fatally so (as was preordained by ZOS). I dust myself off and kill the cliff strider, and am looking down at the corpse of the NPC I failed to save when Bastian says this:

"The only shame in getting knocked down is in not getting back up!"

Gosh, Bastian, there's no need to murder the poor guy, he's already dead