The following are some personal observations from my experiences through the early part of the game. Hopefully this will help a few of those people who are struggling with the levelling aspect of the game and loudly proclaiming in chat: "I'M QUITTING THIS GAME. I HATE IT. I'M GOING TO MAKE A SORROW SANDWICH NOW."
Statements like this cause me to die a little inside, and feel a little hungry. It's time to stop the madness.
I also hope that any of the condescension employed in the following text, for the purposes of my amusement, are both forgiven and outweighed by any value found therein. I want to be clear: the flavour is tongue-in-cheek but the content is genuine, I hope it helps someone. I should also point out that this is from the perspective of a soloist; a person who sees other players as erratic, questionably named, non-interactive bots.
Anyway, without further adieu, let us begin.Your attention, adventurer!
Do any of the following apply to you? Be honest!
"There aren't enough quests in this game!"
"I'm always X levels behind."
"The mobs always kill me, I'm too low level!"
Recognise any of this? You may be suffering from a common affliction: Modern Day MMO Player Syndrome, or MDMMOPS.
But fear not, I have a few simple rules which may help to alleviate the symptoms of MDMMOPS while playing ESO.
Rule One: Be At Level
Never do a quest you're not the right level for. If you start doing this you will steadily become more and more out of sync with the available quests, and you'll end up being the kind of person who needs to come here and read this forum post. But don't worry, by the end of reading it you won't be that kind of person anymore, so you never had to come here and read it in the first place, and none of this ever happened.
If you are not the right level for your next quest, or you have no quests, see rule two.
Rule Two: Explore
Quests in ESO are not neatly grouped into Obvious Hubs of Questing Laziness. You may actually need to go out into the world and explore your immediate area. Look at your map; have you been to that spot? No? GO THERE. If all the enemies you see around you are 2+ levels above you, you're very likely not ready for that area yet and you'll probably end up running, dying, crying, and very possibly all three.
If you are truly desperate, there are sites online which provide maps of quest givers in a zone. I'm not going to give you any links because I don't want to feed your MDMMOPS. The goal of these rules is to help you beat your disease, not to support it! At the very least, having to Google it will add points to your personal Finding Things Myself skill line.
Finally, if you have done all the quests at your level, and explored all that you can, rule three may just save you.
Rule Three: Just Grind It
Employ the ancient, near-forgotten technique of your MMO forebears: Grinding. If you have absolutely nothing else to do, go find a nice place with plenty of enemies at your level, and kill them. And do it again. Many times. The process may be more pleasurable if you select one of the beautifully rendered locales on the surface world, and not a dark, smelly dungeon that may lead you to question your purpose in life while you wail on skeletons.
Having said that, it's not all that horrific; grinding isn't as bad as it sounds. As far as I've observed, if you've correctly followed rules one and two, and the tips below, you shouldn't find yourself grinding for very long at all.
Finally, for some bonus tips:
Bonus Tip: Don't Skip The Starter Zones
By all means, you can go ahead and skip the tutorial after the first time. That is unless you are a caster and you want a staff, in which case upon not finding one in your urn you may quizzically ask the ZOS developers if you have indeed found the secret fists-only 'Monk' class.
After the tutorial however, you will want to do the special island starter zones. You can get to these zones from a quest giver who is generally standing right outside the door of the room you start the game in. This is actually the first in a number of meta quests entitled "Using Your Eyes".
Bonus Tip: Kill As You Go (KAYG)
When you're questing, make an effort to kill enemies you come across. Don't avoid them. Don't take the lazy path. Remember that any enemies you skip now, you may have to grind later. This is especially true at the game's launch, when there are a lot of players around killing the enemies that were, by the game's design, supposed to be killed by you. Not Lord Buffinstuff. Not Sir Castsalot. Not that guy with the bow you'd like. YOU.
Bonus Tip: Go into those random dungeons...
When you see Torch icons on your map, it means there is a dungeon that no quest will send you to. Go into these dungeons and clear them out. You'll usually find a quest inside. Take note: If the enemies in the dungeon are higher than your level, wait until you are at that level before doing the dungeon. Treat them the same way you treat quests; with respect for the level requirement and perhaps a small amount of misinformed disillusionment.
Bonus Tip: Are you doing it right?
If you're having trouble killing stronger boss type enemies in quests, as long as the enemy is at your level, there shouldn't be any reason you can't beat them. Look at other factors: Is your gear up to scratch? If not, craft some! Are you using your skills properly? If not, practice! Do you have a skill that can slow down or incapacitate multiple enemies? If so, use it! Are you interrupting and blocking special moves? If not, DO IT. Could you use a potion/food/drink to give you an edge? If yes, consume it! Does this fight have any special mechanics, like bubbles you must shoot to gain health? If so, bubbles! Are you standing in fire? For the Nine's sake, DON'T STAND IN THE FIRE.*
While the ZOS developers may be lurking in some sort of GM spectator mode, sitting around watching new players die whilst stuffing down popcorn and cackling maniacally because they deliberately tuned the fight to be too hard, just to make people come in droves to the forums to complain about how hard the game is... they probably aren't.
Probably.
Remember, if you see someone who needs help to be free, just tell them to search for MDMMOPS!
* For the
Red Shirt Guys in the audience, I am aware there are only eight divines in the ESO period. Take a deep, calming breath and put the pitchfork down.