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whats a tiny nitpick about eso lore that gets under your skin?

kumenit_taeynav
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im talking more about the little details about eso-specific lore or even how eso presents lore from the previous tes games. like you know theyre little and shouldnt matter *that* much but they still bother you.

for me its a single mention of drakes on Vvardenfell towards the end of a quest. drakes back in tes3 drakes were how the native dunmer referred to imperial gold coins that everyone had to use in proper business due to being colonized into the empire. like yeah sure they couldve just called it gold and have been done with it but they were called drakes due to the Red Dragon, the symbol of the 3rd empire and its might, was minted on them. i also kinda associated it with a refusal from the native dunmer to normalize using imperial coins as not everyone particularly enjoyed being colonized under threat of war. its just a neat little thing about tes3 world building that i thought was neat
then in comes esos morrowind dlc and they just drop in the term drakes for a little extra nostalgia points at the end of a quest! its not the 3rd era, talos hasnt conquered tamriel with his red dragon (the same red dragon as *the* Red Dragon mind you) and wont even be born for like another 3 centuries, and eso coins dont even have anything draconic minted on them (a chest and a crown)! i know its just one single mention at the end of a single quest in an older dlc and the devs have better things to do than fix it but i just find it irritating that tes3 world building got mangled for the sake of nostalgia here

vent your hearts out! i wanna know if im the only one who gets irritated by tiny stuff like this
  • Soarora
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    It's definitely not just you! I don't keep track of my complaints but I know common ones are the geography on the maps and how Lusty Argonian Maid is in ESO when it should not be, and I was irritated to see vale deer in Blackreach... why are they there? They're VALE deer... as far as I know The Vale isn't connected to Blackreach. If I end up with any more I'll be sure to come back here!
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  • kumenit_taeynav
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    Soarora wrote: »
    I know common ones are the geography on the maps

    theres an addon for that called Accurate World Map made by Thal-J and Vylaera so at least the fans are picking up the slack in regards to cartography. some map pin addons (such as Lorebooks) seem wonky with it but others like Harvestmap seem completely fine.
    Solstheim is comedically close to Skyrim in the official world map tho, it looks like itd barely even be a creek between the two when you compare the scale to the rest of the map.

    https://www.esoui.com/downloads/info3377-AccurateWorldMap.htm
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    Soarora wrote: »
    I know common ones are the geography on the maps

    theres an addon for that called Accurate World Map made by Thal-J and Vylaera so at least the fans are picking up the slack in regards to cartography. some map pin addons (such as Lorebooks) seem wonky with it but others like Harvestmap seem completely fine.
    Solstheim is comedically close to Skyrim in the official world map tho, it looks like itd barely even be a creek between the two when you compare the scale to the rest of the map.

    https://www.esoui.com/downloads/info3377-AccurateWorldMap.htm

    Yeah!! I use it, it's amazing.

    Not sure if it could be considered a nitpick more of a lore complaint but I did remember that I'm frustrated about Blackwood. I know Dagon likes to invade Nirn but I felt like adding another invasion was uncalled for. Makes the Oblivion Invasion feel less impactful. Like... oh no... Dagon invaded for like the 3rd time whatever will we do...
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  • kumenit_taeynav
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    and of course it just had to be in Blackwood, a region in Cyrodiil. maybe he just really hates the Imperials specifically?
  • LamiaCritter
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    The fact that even the most mundane *** is starting to have metaphysical or supernatural implications.
    Like, no.. I don't want water to literally just be liquid memory.

    Same for
    the stuff being revealed/implied in the Necrom MSQ. I don't want my MERE MEMORIES TO BE ACTUAL GATEWAYS TO THE PAST.


    Please, devs/Zos/Bethesda.
    Let mundane stuff remain mundane, I beg you.
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    Metallic materials stronger than ebony are a very specific pet peeve of mine.
    But, not sure if that fits into what you have in mind for the thread.
    We are all going to die eventually, the goal, however, is to die the same way you were born, i.e. screaming, naked, and covered in someone else's blood.
  • kumenit_taeynav
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    that fits in with my thread, tyvm for your input :)
  • kumenit_taeynav
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    I have so many "nitpicks" regarding Cyrodiil and Imperials in ESO beyond the Niben River. ESO could have bettered everything TES4 messed up with Cyrodiil. A nice retcon for once. But they just continued it.

    The Nibenese seems to be gone along with dunmer's House Indoril and Redoran (which is another can of worms). In their place there is some generic medieval breton-ish stuff

    it was ruined before tes4 was even released, it was ruined when todd howard watched lotr! fantastic movies, dont get me wrong, but entirely too influential on fantasy overall. ive been slowly putting together a Tamriel-wide homebrew ttrpg campaign and i vow to re-Romanize Cyrodiil lol
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    the fact that in ESO argonians are basically not reflected in the following:

    ''intelligence, agility, and speed, any art involving the arcane, or involving thieving and sleight of hand, reduced Fatigue loss while swimming, +5 alchemy, +15 athletics, +5 illusion, +5 medium armor, +5 mysticism, +5 spear, +5 (light) armor, +5 alchemy, +10 athletics, +5 blade, +5 hand to hand, +5 illusion, +5 mysticism, +10 (lockpicking), +5 alteration, +5 (medium) armor, +5 pickpocketing, +5 restoration, +5 sneak, +10 lockpicking''
    Zirasia Firemaker, imperial fire mage; Deebaba Soul-Weaver, argonian spirit minder; Qa'Rirra, khajiit assassin; Tullanisse Starborne, altmer battlemage noble
  • kumenit_taeynav
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    plus shadows have been magically weird since about 2004 when Shadowkey was released. you can use shadows to change the past and future.

    i do think that if stuff like that is gonna get mentioned they should at least do something interesting with the concept instead of only giving it lip service tho. like the water being memories things only gets mentioned in one quest out in Bangkorai but its not exactly part of what you do in the quest outside of explaining motivations of npcs
  • kaushad
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    Ratzkifal wrote: »
    I have a lot of big glaring issues that get under my skin that it's surprisingly difficult to think of nitpicks.

    I suppose the feeding reversal in ESO is a nitpick.

    For me, the nitpick is with TESV and old ESO for making the Cyrodiilic vampires' power universal. The annoying thing about the Greymoor update was that Lamae Bal actually said that it was the norm, as opposed to an unspoken convenience for the players.
    Edited by kaushad on May 4, 2023 8:35PM
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    Thousands of years of stagnation.
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    I guess it's progressiveness and/or caricaturisation of second era citizens compared to third and fourth era, it's always breaks the wall for me personally and seems way off. Not even talking about language used but a lot of portrayals are pretty low effort caricatures of certain narratives, no matter if I like 'em or not, it just seems not fitting in this concrete setting.
  • nerevoryn
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    The fact that even the most mundane *** is starting to have metaphysical or supernatural implications.
    Like, no.. I don't want water to literally just be liquid memory.

    Same for
    the stuff being revealed/implied in the Necrom MSQ. I don't want my MERE MEMORIES TO BE ACTUAL GATEWAYS TO THE PAST.


    Please, devs/Zos/Bethesda.
    Let mundane stuff remain mundane, I beg you.

    It's actually pretty cool to have that canonized. The whole water=memories has been a robust theory based on MK's stuff since long before ESO was even thought of.
    Another neat thing about that is that Sotha Sil is tied to the seas, and he has a daughter- while there's nothing canonically known about said daughter, MK mentioned her being the Memory that appears in c0da, it rounds things up nicely.
    Sil's said to come back for Necrom but I'm doubtful they'll touch on that though.
    Edited by nerevoryn on May 5, 2023 1:30PM
    PCNA. Just mer.
  • kumenit_taeynav
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    to go along with water being memories; sunlight is magicka, the sun and stars are holes to heaven punched by gods leaving the mortal plane, the continents are concepts like past/future and change/stasis. anyone who claims the moons are the rotting corpse of a dead god is a darn fool if you ask me ;) lmao
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    Blacklight.
    So they raised the floor and lowered the ceiling. Except the ceiling has spikes in it now and the floor is also lava.
  • prof-dracko
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    I have so many "nitpicks" regarding Cyrodiil and Imperials in ESO beyond the Niben River. ESO could have bettered everything TES4 messed up with Cyrodiil. A nice retcon for once. But they just continued it.

    The Nibenese seems to be gone along with dunmer's House Indoril and Redoran (which is another can of worms). In their place there is some generic medieval breton-ish stuff

    it was ruined before tes4 was even released, it was ruined when todd howard watched lotr! fantastic movies, dont get me wrong, but entirely too influential on fantasy overall. ive been slowly putting together a Tamriel-wide homebrew ttrpg campaign and i vow to re-Romanize Cyrodiil lol

    I agree. I love the elder scrolls arena / Daggerfall / morrowind / Skyrim - eso but I can’t stand oblivion.
    It ruined the interesting jungle landscape into a boring typical British landscape. Even the oblivion gates are mini eyes of Sauron. It just feels like they took the lotr Peter Jackson craze and ran with it. Also has super corny / cheesy dialog and bad art style. I can’t believe they want from morrowind to that game.

    As an Italian American I’d like to some actual Roman culture.. it barely has any.

    Thankfully ESO has taken a lot of Roman and Greek architectural inspirations, as well as in the armor. Still not much, really, but the Gold Coast does feel pleasantly Mediterranean.
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    I have so many "nitpicks" regarding Cyrodiil and Imperials in ESO beyond the Niben River. ESO could have bettered everything TES4 messed up with Cyrodiil. A nice retcon for once. But they just continued it.

    The Nibenese seems to be gone along with dunmer's House Indoril and Redoran (which is another can of worms). In their place there is some generic medieval breton-ish stuff

    it was ruined before tes4 was even released, it was ruined when todd howard watched lotr! fantastic movies, dont get me wrong, but entirely too influential on fantasy overall. ive been slowly putting together a Tamriel-wide homebrew ttrpg campaign and i vow to re-Romanize Cyrodiil lol

    I agree. I love the elder scrolls arena / Daggerfall / morrowind / Skyrim - eso but I can’t stand oblivion.
    It ruined the interesting jungle landscape into a boring typical British landscape. Even the oblivion gates are mini eyes of Sauron. It just feels like they took the lotr Peter Jackson craze and ran with it. Also has super corny / cheesy dialog and bad art style. I can’t believe they want from morrowind to that game.

    As an Italian American I’d like to some actual Roman culture.. it barely has any.

    Thankfully ESO has taken a lot of Roman and Greek architectural inspirations, as well as in the armor. Still not much, really, but the Gold Coast does feel pleasantly Mediterranean.

    They really didn’t add anything that wasn’t already in the prior games they just improved the graphics of it.
    I really don’t get a Mediterranean vibe at all from this game in those areas at all. Cyrodiil feels more like the shire or typical England than it does anything Roman. But that’s Todd Howard’s fault for changing it from jungle strange to lotr boring.
  • kumenit_taeynav
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    Dr_Con wrote: »
    the justice system

    how [snip] is a solitude guard going to know about what i did in hew's bane 30 seconds ago and why should they care

    in my own humble opinion the justtice system should be broken up into alliances and independents.

    if you commit a crime in Wrothgar then the guards in Sentinel are gonna be aware of you bc both regions are part of the Covenant. the guards in Murkmire on the other side of the continent prolly wouldnt care that much bc the region has ties to the Pact. the guards in Solitude wouldnt care bc the region is independent in the alliance war. id also keep the independents seperate so your bounty from Leyawiin isnt tied to your bounty in Solitude.

    [edited to remove quote]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on May 14, 2023 6:06PM
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