Annoying things companions say and your snappy come-back...

Jaimeh

'Move out of there!'

No Bastian, I will not move an inch, I will stay right here in the aoe, bathing in lava. My risk is calculated, and I don't want to move my DOTs. This will be over in a moment, stop fretting, and don't kite the boss. Honestly!

Or something along those lines

NotaDaedraWorshipper

Because I've been leveling Mirri lately:

"Vehk I hope you're watching!"
"He better not, that creep."

"You know, I like to think I'm agreeable."
"You're not."

"I'm still here. Thanks for asking."
"Unfortunately. What? I've eyes so don't need to."

"This could get dicey."
"Things are about to get dicey!" (It's a line from a different game I can't stop myself from thinking when I hear dicey)

"Lucky fetcher. I only ever seem to find musty grain and spuds."
<Just looted a heavy sack that contained something like flour>

Harvesting a butterfly/torchbug.
"There has got to be a better source for your alchemy practice."
"No, that's not how alchemy works, Mirri. Do you think I can make a health potion with nightshade because it is a flower?"

WinterHeart626

Just love when bastion cracks it when you’re at No Mag/Stam.
Response- well, get me one of your potions then…..

Nightowl_74

"They're coming for us!"

Yes, Mirri, but don't worry Ill keep us safe from the mudcrabs we're farming....

captainwolfos

NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »

"This could get dicey."
"Things are about to get dicey!" (It's a line from a different game I can't stop myself from thinking when I hear dicey)

A bit of poison on my blade, and let's gooooo

Rasande_Robin

Gathering materials when a bug comes close. Bastian picks the agro, once I've gathered the node I shoot acid spray towards his location.

He then says: "That's cruel and wasteful!"

I'm like "you started it" 😒

YstradClud

"Some people don't like the bustle of cities, but I come from a big family, so it reminds me of home".

Yes Mirri. I come from the highlands of Scotland. I hate big cities.

Kirawolfe

Bastian: "What will you make with that?"

Me, picking a runestone: "Spaghetti."

Zenzuki

Ember: "Let's go FAST!"

Me: I'm way ahead of you!


Bastian: "You gonna eat that?"

Me: Nope. That dead Minotaur is all yours... Eat up!

Auldwulfe

Oddly, it depends on which of my characters I am playing -- my Breton Sorc doesn't mind Mirri at all, but when I was playing my Templar, she annoyed the daylights out of me .... and it was the exact same responses both times.

I play my characters based on the mood I am in, at the time..... but it seems as if some of my moods and the playing of certain characters are more tolerant than others........

EXCEPT BASTION ..... NONE of my characters like him

Auldwulfe

MasterSpatula

“What do you think you’ll make with that?”

A muzzle, Bastian. A muzzle.

"In a big family you have to know how to scrap."

It sounds like your family had more serious problems than just size, Mirri.

DarcyMardin

Bastian: “Sheathe your weapons. The battle is won.”
Me: “Dude, above you!” As the dragon blasts the ground with fire and burns Bastian to a crisp.

Auldwulfe

DarcyMardin wrote: »

Bastian: “Sheathe your weapons. The battle is won.”
Me: “Dude, above you!” As the dragon blasts the ground with fire and burns Bastian to a crisp.

Queue the cheering..... at least, until Bastian gets back up, then... queue the groans.

Auldwulfe

FrancisCrawford

"The day is ours!"

"Indeed. At night I don't want to be anywhere near you."

FrancisCrawford

"Sheathe your weapons!"
"I prefer not to."

remosito

kinda offtopic but could use more beta testers...

if on PC just released an addon where you can mute individual dialogues.. Shut Yer Trap is the name...

ontopic:


no nodes in sight for miles apart from the crap shroom I just harvested

Tank Basti: this is a great place for harvesting

me: So sorry Basti. Maybe I shouldn't let all those monsters hit you on the head constantly... 😳

needless to say. was first companion dialogue I muted...

Coatmagic

Would love to share, but I'm on my last strike of the 'no swearing' policy

WithMyLaserGun

captainwolfos wrote: »

"What do you think you'll make with that?"

This is also my response every time

NotaDaedraWorshipper

captainwolfos wrote: »

NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »

"This could get dicey."
"Things are about to get dicey!" (It's a line from a different game I can't stop myself from thinking when I hear dicey)

A bit of poison on my blade, and let's gooooo

@captainwolfos I see you are a person of culture too, Captain.

ihazzit

My snappy comeback for Mirri when she uses that cringe accent saying something about "... the local fehhhh.." and Bastian simply when he is summoned is to use the Blade of Woe on them. For the cat it's when she says something about rotten fish in chests or whatever I'd like to give her some spoiled meat.

But since neither are possible, yet, I don't have a snappy comeback.