Original post from 2016:
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/306305/can-someone-help-me-compile-a-list-of-all-the-toxic-conman-lines-pacrooti-uses#latestPacrooti Lines:
- Do any of these crates smell lucky to you?
- Shall we get started? First you must select your crate and open it!
- Pacrooti can see a lucky aura around you today. He is sure you will get something good! And all you need is a crate. You can purchase one from the store, and then we can begin.
- Are you ready to reveal your rewards?
- Jone and Jode, a bonus reward!
- Well met, and good fortune to you!
- Pacrooti would like to remind you that tips are appreciated. It is far easier for a mammoth to pass through the eye of a needle, if it is slightly greased, yeah?
- This one hopes you will visit him again soon. Until then, may good fortune go with you!
- Pacrooti admires your persistence!
- This will do!
- This one is impressed!
- A marvelous reward.
- Wonderful!
- A blessing from the Divines!
- Very lucky indeed!
- Pacrooti is truly impressed!
- There are many wonderful rewards that a crate could contain. In the gem store, you can see this magnificent selection and even buy rewards with the gems you collect.
- Uncover your rewards to collect them. Some rewards are better than others, and some are so valuable they make Pacrooti's claws tingle!
- An auspicious day! You have surpassed every other player! Congratulations!
- Pacrooti has seen many lucky players, but none have done so well as you, my friend!
- Sparkly Gems! Very lucky indeed!
- Ahhh.
- Ah! Ooooh!
- Ha haa!
- <yawn>
- Ha ha ha!
- This one wonders, could there be anyone more lazy than the person who named the fireplace?
- You must choose a crate to open.
- This one recommends that you purchase a crate from the store.
- Pacrooti wishes he had such treasures!
- You are on a winning streak! Why would you stop now?
- There are many spectacular rewards that a crate could contain. You can view this excellent selection by previewing a crate.
- Many players have done well today, but you have beaten them all, my friend!
- You are the greatest player in the history of this game. Pacrooti wonders if you have any tips for him?
- Sparkly Gems! Very sleek!
- Mmh hm hm.
- Mmm?
- Ha!
- <yawn 2>
- Haaaa!
- This one is not always a good sleeper, but he is willing to put in a few extra hours every day to practice. It is just the kind of hard worker Pacrooti is.
- An excellent crate, my friend!
- This one must admit that he is a little impatient. You must select your crate and open it to get started!
- Sparkly Gems! Quite valuable!
- Mmm hmm!
- Mmmmm?
- Ha.
- <yawn 3>
- Hmmmm.
- Did you know that pregnant dogs are filled with puppies?
- This one finds it funny that a bird is the only animal you can throw, and still be helping it.
- Welcome back, good friend! It is always a pleasure to talk nonsense with someone, and to have his nonsense respected.
- May luck follow you.
- Will you try again? This could be your lucky day!
- Why not?
- Congratulations!
- Tip-top!
- A spotless choice!
- <Kinda Mean Laugh>
- Has steeping in death for so long dulled your appetite for life? Claim your reward and see if that thrills you into action once more.
- Marvelous rewards!
- Pacrooti is waiting!
- Sparkly Gems! Very nice!
- Ahhhhh!
- Hooo hoo hoo!
- Hmm hmm hmm!
- Pacrooti has three simple rules for life: When something is empty, fill it. When something is full, empty it. When something is itchy, scratch it.
- Select your rewards, my friend.
- Wabbacat! A bonus reward!
- Pacrooti is pleased to see you!
- Pacrooti welcomes you! So much of his business is carried out through couriers, it is nice to finally place names with faces!
- Farewell.
- This one invites you to try again!
- Not bad at all!
- Admirable!
- Exceptional!
- Sweet Riddle'Thar!
- Simply breathtaking!
- A monumental reward!
- Choose a crate, my friend.
- Select the crate, and we can begin.
- There are no crates remaining. Purchase more if you wish to try your luck again!
- Jone and Jode! Do you realize we under attack?
- Kindle and burn!
- A wonderful selection of rewards!
- Your luck amazes Pacrooti! Perhaps he needs to shuffle better.
- Greetings, my friend! Are you ready for excitement and outstanding rewards?
- Ooo, did you see that? You can only receive one unique reward, so you get sparkly gems instead! These are very valuable.
- Jone and Jode! You have opened more crates than any other player on this day!
- My friend! You are now the greatest player in the history of this game! You should be very proud!
- Pacrooti sees that you are ready to play! Excellent!
- Sparkly Gems! My compliments!
- Ahem.
- Mmm hmmm.
- Ha haaa.
- <humming>
- Hm hmmm!
- An excellent selection!
- I got what you need.
- You want something special, yes?
- Pacrooti tries to keep things simple. What he will never understand is why others insist on making them so complicated. Also women. Pacrooti will never understand women.
- Your rewards are ready!
- Bright moons, a bonus reward!
- Greetings, my good friend!
- Ah, my friend returns! This one thinks there is nothing better than a good friend, unless it is a good friend bearing moonsugar treats.
- Pacrooti thanks you, and hopes to see you soon!
- Another go-around, my friend?
- A fine selection.
- Good choice!
- An exquisite selection.
- Bright moons! Excellent!
- Magnificent!
- An unparalleled reward!
- Pacrooti is jealous of your good fortune!
- Very nice! You're not cheating are you?
- Pacrooti will help you open a crate which contains special rewards. Some of these are so spectacular, just thinking of them makes Pacrooti's fur stand on end!
- Sparkly gems can be traded for special rewards in the gem store!
- This one is please to inform you that you are his number one player today! You have beaten all others!
- No one has ever had a better run of luck then you, my sleek friend! This will be hard to top!
- Which crate do you choose?
- One crate there. Select it, my friend.
- Sadly, you have no more crates. But you can always purchase more!
- Pacrooti really enjoys those small flatbreads baked by the High Elves. They are like tiny, edible plates.
- Make a selection to reveal your rewards!
- Heart of Mara, a bonus reward!
- Fortune favor you, my friend!
- Bright moons! Pacrooti welcomes you and prays that the Divines grant you luck and great fortune!
- It has been Pacrooti's pleasure, as always, my good and faithful friend!
- Time for a repeat performance?
- Perfectly respectable.
- That's a good one!
- Most fragrant!
- A lovely sweetmeat!
- Just outstanding!
- You'll not find better!
- Exceptional rewards!
- Amazing! How do you do it, my friend?
- Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!
- Select your crate and we can begin. Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!
- The gem store is a special place where sparkly gems can be redeemed for valuable rewards!
- You are today's top player, my friend! You should feel very fortunate!
- Pacrooti has never seen such a magnificent display of good fortune! You have set a new record!
- Choose a reward!
- Sweet Riddle'Thar, a bonus reward!
- This one welcomes you back!
- This one welcomes you, and wishes you good luck! Pacrooti thinks we place too high a value on the luck of the early bird. Isn't the early worm even luckier?
- Do not be a stray, my friend. You will always be a welcomed sight!
- This one wishes you great luck!
- This could be useful.
- My compliments!
- You've done well!
- First rate!
- Superlative!
- Pacrooti is still waiting. This one has endless patience.
- This one thinks you may have fallen asleep. Select your crate and open it, and then we can begin!
- When Pacrooti was young, he often ran in circles trying to catch his own tail. Then he decided it was much easier to catch his friends' tails. Pacrooti had fewer friends after that.
- This one finds it frustrating to know all the answers because nobody ever asks Pacrooti any questions.
- Pacrooti welcomes you! Are you interested in excitement and valuable rewards? This one can help!
- Return soon, my sleek friend. This one is always pleased to see you!
- Pacrooti's good luck must be rubbing off on you!
Now we're in 2022 and it's still toxic.
"Pacrooti admires your persistence!" is probably the most psychologically manipulative line and the absolute vile people behind these loot boxes know exactly what they are doing. Targeting the vulnerabilities that exists in the majority of our psyches (some are able to counter/resist these innate social pressures better than others).
I do hope the US justice gets smart and follows Belgium's example. Write your congressman and all of your elected officials.
I want to continue supporting the development team and the artists who inspire us all (not the investors) and there are ways to do it that are not damaging to the most vulnerable.
Whatever Pacrooti is he is not a necromancer who brings 6 year old threads back to life.
Because this is no longer relevant, right?
With the news spreading of the bans of loot boxes in some countries along with the criticism of a certain recently released Blizzard title and even Asmongold revisiting the old Torulf Jernström seminar video, this topic is still quite fresh (and reeking) and so that's why I landed here; on this still very relevant thread.
It is never too late to resist against normalizing bad (and harmful) concepts.
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Edited by Psiion on June 25, 2022 11:08PM