can someone help me compile a list of all the toxic conman lines Pacrooti uses?

dsalter · December 2016

his list of things to say seems pretty big.
i personally am not really gunna open boxes to find them all out but just opening the menu gets him to use some of the dialog.

i want to reveal just how wrong this business trick is.

and ZoS i am aware of there being Crate topics open but this is a PACROOTI topic, is a question, is purely for showing whats already available and doesn't tell anyone what to do.
i will report any attempts at trolling, flaming and de-railing if first warnings don't stop them.

i urge you to not lock this as it'll likely make things worse than they already are.

this is coming from someone who's been here since beta, who has stuck by and bought things often.

List Goes Here: -

"He can see a lucky aura around you today he is sure that you will get something spectacular and all you need is a crate! come buy one from the store and we can begin"
"greetings my friend, this one recommends you purchase a crate from the store"

thank you @Enodoc for this "little" list. he has so many lines that push you onward to try again ugh.

Do any of these crates smell lucky to you?
Shall we get started? First you must select your crate and open it!
Pacrooti can see a lucky aura around you today. He is sure you will get something good! And all you need is a crate. You can purchase one from the store, and then we can begin.
Are you ready to reveal your rewards?
Jone and Jode, a bonus reward!
Well met, and good fortune to you!
Pacrooti would like to remind you that tips are appreciated. It is far easier for a mammoth to pass through the eye of a needle, if it is slightly greased, yeah?
This one hopes you will visit him again soon. Until then, may good fortune go with you!
Pacrooti admires your persistence!
This will do!
This one is impressed!
A marvelous reward.
Wonderful!
A blessing from the Divines!
Very lucky indeed!
Pacrooti is truly impressed!
There are many wonderful rewards that a crate could contain. In the gem store, you can see this magnificent selection and even buy rewards with the gems you collect.
Uncover your rewards to collect them. Some rewards are better than others, and some are so valuable they make Pacrooti's claws tingle!
An auspicious day! You have surpassed every other player! Congratulations!
Pacrooti has seen many lucky players, but none have done so well as you, my friend!
Sparkly Gems! Very lucky indeed!
Ahhh.
Ah! Ooooh!
Ha haa!
<yawn>
Ha ha ha!
This one wonders, could there be anyone more lazy than the person who named the fireplace?
You must choose a crate to open.
This one recommends that you purchase a crate from the store.
Pacrooti wishes he had such treasures!
You are on a winning streak! Why would you stop now?
There are many spectacular rewards that a crate could contain. You can view this excellent selection by previewing a crate.
Many players have done well today, but you have beaten them all, my friend!
You are the greatest player in the history of this game. Pacrooti wonders if you have any tips for him?
Sparkly Gems! Very sleek!
Mmh hm hm.
Mmm?
Ha!
<yawn 2>
Haaaa!
This one is not always a good sleeper, but he is willing to put in a few extra hours every day to practice. It is just the kind of hard worker Pacrooti is.
An excellent crate, my friend!
This one must admit that he is a little impatient. You must select your crate and open it to get started!
Sparkly Gems! Quite valuable!
Mmm hmm!
Mmmmm?
Ha.
<yawn 3>
Hmmmm.
Did you know that pregnant dogs are filled with puppies?
This one finds it funny that a bird is the only animal you can throw, and still be helping it.
Welcome back, good friend! It is always a pleasure to talk nonsense with someone, and to have his nonsense respected.
May luck follow you.
Will you try again? This could be your lucky day!
Why not?
Congratulations!
Tip-top!
A spotless choice!
<Kinda Mean Laugh>
Has steeping in death for so long dulled your appetite for life? Claim your reward and see if that thrills you into action once more.
Marvelous rewards!
Pacrooti is waiting!
Sparkly Gems! Very nice!
Ahhhhh!
Hooo hoo hoo!
Hmm hmm hmm!
Pacrooti has three simple rules for life: When something is empty, fill it. When something is full, empty it. When something is itchy, scratch it.
Select your rewards, my friend.
Wabbacat! A bonus reward!
Pacrooti is pleased to see you!
Pacrooti welcomes you! So much of his business is carried out through couriers, it is nice to finally place names with faces!
Farewell.
This one invites you to try again!
Not bad at all!
Admirable!
Exceptional!
Sweet Riddle'Thar!
Simply breathtaking!
A monumental reward!
Choose a crate, my friend.
Select the crate, and we can begin.
There are no crates remaining. Purchase more if you wish to try your luck again!
Jone and Jode! Do you realize we under attack?
Kindle and burn!
A wonderful selection of rewards!
Your luck amazes Pacrooti! Perhaps he needs to shuffle better.
Greetings, my friend! Are you ready for excitement and outstanding rewards?
Ooo, did you see that? You can only receive one unique reward, so you get sparkly gems instead! These are very valuable.
Jone and Jode! You have opened more crates than any other player on this day!
My friend! You are now the greatest player in the history of this game! You should be very proud!
Pacrooti sees that you are ready to play! Excellent!
Sparkly Gems! My compliments!
Ahem.
Mmm hmmm.
Ha haaa.
<humming>
Hm hmmm!
An excellent selection!
I got what you need.
You want something special, yes?
Pacrooti tries to keep things simple. What he will never understand is why others insist on making them so complicated. Also women. Pacrooti will never understand women.
Your rewards are ready!
Bright moons, a bonus reward!
Greetings, my good friend!
Ah, my friend returns! This one thinks there is nothing better than a good friend, unless it is a good friend bearing moonsugar treats.
Pacrooti thanks you, and hopes to see you soon!
Another go-around, my friend?
A fine selection.
Good choice!
An exquisite selection.
Bright moons! Excellent!
Magnificent!
An unparalleled reward!
Pacrooti is jealous of your good fortune!
Very nice! You're not cheating are you?
Pacrooti will help you open a crate which contains special rewards. Some of these are so spectacular, just thinking of them makes Pacrooti's fur stand on end!
Sparkly gems can be traded for special rewards in the gem store!
This one is please to inform you that you are his number one player today! You have beaten all others!
No one has ever had a better run of luck then you, my sleek friend! This will be hard to top!
Which crate do you choose?
One crate there. Select it, my friend.
Sadly, you have no more crates. But you can always purchase more!
Pacrooti really enjoys those small flatbreads baked by the High Elves. They are like tiny, edible plates.
Make a selection to reveal your rewards!
Heart of Mara, a bonus reward!
Fortune favor you, my friend!
Bright moons! Pacrooti welcomes you and prays that the Divines grant you luck and great fortune!
It has been Pacrooti's pleasure, as always, my good and faithful friend!
Time for a repeat performance?
Perfectly respectable.
That's a good one!
Most fragrant!
A lovely sweetmeat!
Just outstanding!
You'll not find better!
Exceptional rewards!
Amazing! How do you do it, my friend?
Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!
Select your crate and we can begin. Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!
The gem store is a special place where sparkly gems can be redeemed for valuable rewards!
You are today's top player, my friend! You should feel very fortunate!
Pacrooti has never seen such a magnificent display of good fortune! You have set a new record!
Choose a reward!
Sweet Riddle'Thar, a bonus reward!
This one welcomes you back!
This one welcomes you, and wishes you good luck! Pacrooti thinks we place too high a value on the luck of the early bird. Isn't the early worm even luckier?
Do not be a stray, my friend. You will always be a welcomed sight!
This one wishes you great luck!
This could be useful.
My compliments!
You've done well!
First rate!
Superlative!
Pacrooti is still waiting. This one has endless patience.
This one thinks you may have fallen asleep. Select your crate and open it, and then we can begin!
When Pacrooti was young, he often ran in circles trying to catch his own tail. Then he decided it was much easier to catch his friends' tails. Pacrooti had fewer friends after that.
This one finds it frustrating to know all the answers because nobody ever asks Pacrooti any questions.
Pacrooti welcomes you! Are you interested in excitement and valuable rewards? This one can help!
Return soon, my sleek friend. This one is always pleased to see you!
Pacrooti's good luck must be rubbing off on you!

Sigtric · December 2016

You can watch a couple of the opening videos to hear much of what he has had to say. He basically sounds like a drug dealer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLxTxh6l8eI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYagrMQb4yc

dsalter · December 2016

Sigtric wrote: »

You can watch a couple of the opening videos to hear much of what he has had to say. He basically sounds like a drug dealer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLxTxh6l8eI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYagrMQb4yc

had watched the first one, not a fan of his, first vid i willingly watched in all fairness, only time i 100% agree with him as well.

but i might put myself through it again to type them up, written lines help show just how many there are

Enodoc · December 2016

Datamining - saving your wallet since 2014!

Do any of these crates smell lucky to you?
Shall we get started? First you must select your crate and open it!
Pacrooti can see a lucky aura around you today. He is sure you will get something good! And all you need is a crate. You can purchase one from the store, and then we can begin.
Are you ready to reveal your rewards?
Jone and Jode, a bonus reward!
Well met, and good fortune to you!
Pacrooti would like to remind you that tips are appreciated. It is far easier for a mammoth to pass through the eye of a needle, if it is slightly greased, yeah?
This one hopes you will visit him again soon. Until then, may good fortune go with you!
Pacrooti admires your persistence!
This will do!
This one is impressed!
A marvelous reward.
Wonderful!
A blessing from the Divines!
Very lucky indeed!
Pacrooti is truly impressed!
There are many wonderful rewards that a crate could contain. In the gem store, you can see this magnificent selection and even buy rewards with the gems you collect.
Uncover your rewards to collect them. Some rewards are better than others, and some are so valuable they make Pacrooti's claws tingle!
An auspicious day! You have surpassed every other player! Congratulations!
Pacrooti has seen many lucky players, but none have done so well as you, my friend!
Sparkly Gems! Very lucky indeed!
Ahhh.
Ah! Ooooh!
Ha haa!
<yawn>
Ha ha ha!
This one wonders, could there be anyone more lazy than the person who named the fireplace?
You must choose a crate to open.
This one recommends that you purchase a crate from the store.
Pacrooti wishes he had such treasures!
You are on a winning streak! Why would you stop now?
There are many spectacular rewards that a crate could contain. You can view this excellent selection by previewing a crate.
Many players have done well today, but you have beaten them all, my friend!
You are the greatest player in the history of this game. Pacrooti wonders if you have any tips for him?
Sparkly Gems! Very sleek!
Mmh hm hm.
Mmm?
Ha!
<yawn 2>
Haaaa!
This one is not always a good sleeper, but he is willing to put in a few extra hours every day to practice. It is just the kind of hard worker Pacrooti is.
An excellent crate, my friend!
This one must admit that he is a little impatient. You must select your crate and open it to get started!
Sparkly Gems! Quite valuable!
Mmm hmm!
Mmmmm?
Ha.
<yawn 3>
Hmmmm.
Did you know that pregnant dogs are filled with puppies?
This one finds it funny that a bird is the only animal you can throw, and still be helping it.
Welcome back, good friend! It is always a pleasure to talk nonsense with someone, and to have his nonsense respected.
May luck follow you.
Will you try again? This could be your lucky day!
Why not?
Congratulations!
Tip-top!
A spotless choice!
<Kinda Mean Laugh>
Has steeping in death for so long dulled your appetite for life? Claim your reward and see if that thrills you into action once more.
Marvelous rewards!
Pacrooti is waiting!
Sparkly Gems! Very nice!
Ahhhhh!
Hooo hoo hoo!
Hmm hmm hmm!
Pacrooti has three simple rules for life: When something is empty, fill it. When something is full, empty it. When something is itchy, scratch it.
Select your rewards, my friend.
Wabbacat! A bonus reward!
Pacrooti is pleased to see you!
Pacrooti welcomes you! So much of his business is carried out through couriers, it is nice to finally place names with faces!
Farewell.
This one invites you to try again!
Not bad at all!
Admirable!
Exceptional!
Sweet Riddle'Thar!
Simply breathtaking!
A monumental reward!
Choose a crate, my friend.
Select the crate, and we can begin.
There are no crates remaining. Purchase more if you wish to try your luck again!
Jone and Jode! Do you realize we under attack?
Kindle and burn!
A wonderful selection of rewards!
Your luck amazes Pacrooti! Perhaps he needs to shuffle better.
Greetings, my friend! Are you ready for excitement and outstanding rewards?
Ooo, did you see that? You can only receive one unique reward, so you get sparkly gems instead! These are very valuable.
Jone and Jode! You have opened more crates than any other player on this day!
My friend! You are now the greatest player in the history of this game! You should be very proud!
Pacrooti sees that you are ready to play! Excellent!
Sparkly Gems! My compliments!
Ahem.
Mmm hmmm.
Ha haaa.
<humming>
Hm hmmm!
An excellent selection!
I got what you need.
You want something special, yes?
Pacrooti tries to keep things simple. What he will never understand is why others insist on making them so complicated. Also women. Pacrooti will never understand women.
Your rewards are ready!
Bright moons, a bonus reward!
Greetings, my good friend!
Ah, my friend returns! This one thinks there is nothing better than a good friend, unless it is a good friend bearing moonsugar treats.
Pacrooti thanks you, and hopes to see you soon!
Another go-around, my friend?
A fine selection.
Good choice!
An exquisite selection.
Bright moons! Excellent!
Magnificent!
An unparalleled reward!
Pacrooti is jealous of your good fortune!
Very nice! You're not cheating are you?
Pacrooti will help you open a crate which contains special rewards. Some of these are so spectacular, just thinking of them makes Pacrooti's fur stand on end!
Sparkly gems can be traded for special rewards in the gem store!
This one is please to inform you that you are his number one player today! You have beaten all others!
No one has ever had a better run of luck then you, my sleek friend! This will be hard to top!
Which crate do you choose?
One crate there. Select it, my friend.
Sadly, you have no more crates. But you can always purchase more!
Pacrooti really enjoys those small flatbreads baked by the High Elves. They are like tiny, edible plates.
Make a selection to reveal your rewards!
Heart of Mara, a bonus reward!
Fortune favor you, my friend!
Bright moons! Pacrooti welcomes you and prays that the Divines grant you luck and great fortune!
It has been Pacrooti's pleasure, as always, my good and faithful friend!
Time for a repeat performance?
Perfectly respectable.
That's a good one!
Most fragrant!
A lovely sweetmeat!
Just outstanding!
You'll not find better!
Exceptional rewards!
Amazing! How do you do it, my friend?
Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!
Select your crate and we can begin. Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!
The gem store is a special place where sparkly gems can be redeemed for valuable rewards!
You are today's top player, my friend! You should feel very fortunate!
Pacrooti has never seen such a magnificent display of good fortune! You have set a new record!
Choose a reward!
Sweet Riddle'Thar, a bonus reward!
This one welcomes you back!
This one welcomes you, and wishes you good luck! Pacrooti thinks we place too high a value on the luck of the early bird. Isn't the early worm even luckier?
Do not be a stray, my friend. You will always be a welcomed sight!
This one wishes you great luck!
This could be useful.
My compliments!
You've done well!
First rate!
Superlative!
Pacrooti is still waiting. This one has endless patience.
This one thinks you may have fallen asleep. Select your crate and open it, and then we can begin!
When Pacrooti was young, he often ran in circles trying to catch his own tail. Then he decided it was much easier to catch his friends' tails. Pacrooti had fewer friends after that.
This one finds it frustrating to know all the answers because nobody ever asks Pacrooti any questions.
Pacrooti welcomes you! Are you interested in excitement and valuable rewards? This one can help!
Return soon, my sleek friend. This one is always pleased to see you!
Pacrooti's good luck must be rubbing off on you!

So this is everything in the vicinity of a line containing "from the store" or Pacrooti", since dialogue of certain topics is usually clumped. It's possible therefore that some of these lines are not actually Pacrooti's, or not related to Crown Crates, but most of them seem to be. I realise it's probably more than you wanted, but perhaps it gives some idea as to how important ZOS think these things are. Also think of that poor VA who had to record all of this!

essi2 · December 2016

Sigtric wrote: »

He basically sounds like a drug dealer.

He IS a drug dealer.

strikeback1247 · December 2016

Enodoc wrote: »

Datamining - saving your wallet since 2014!

Do any of these crates smell lucky to you?

Shall we get started? First you must select your crate and open it!

Pacrooti can see a lucky aura around you today. He is sure you will get something good! And all you need is a crate. You can purchase one from the store, and then we can begin.

Are you ready to reveal your rewards?

Jone and Jode, a bonus reward!

Well met, and good fortune to you!

Pacrooti would like to remind you that tips are appreciated. It is far easier for a mammoth to pass through the eye of a needle, if it is slightly greased, yeah?

This one hopes you will visit him again soon. Until then, may good fortune go with you!

Pacrooti admires your persistence!

This will do!

This one is impressed!

A marvelous reward.

Wonderful!

A blessing from the Divines!

Very lucky indeed!

Pacrooti is truly impressed!

There are many wonderful rewards that a crate could contain. In the gem store, you can see this magnificent selection and even buy rewards with the gems you collect.

Uncover your rewards to collect them. Some rewards are better than others, and some are so valuable they make Pacrooti's claws tingle!

An auspicious day! You have surpassed every other player! Congratulations!

Pacrooti has seen many lucky players, but none have done so well as you, my friend!

Sparkly Gems! Very lucky indeed!

Ahhh.

Ah! Ooooh!

Ha haa!

<yawn>

Ha ha ha!

This one wonders, could there be anyone more lazy than the person who named the fireplace?

You must choose a crate to open.

This one recommends that you purchase a crate from the store.

Pacrooti wishes he had such treasures!

You are on a winning streak! Why would you stop now?

There are many spectacular rewards that a crate could contain. You can view this excellent selection by previewing a crate.

Many players have done well today, but you have beaten them all, my friend!

You are the greatest player in the history of this game. Pacrooti wonders if you have any tips for him?

Sparkly Gems! Very sleek!

Mmh hm hm.

Mmm?

Ha!

<yawn 2>

Haaaa!

This one is not always a good sleeper, but he is willing to put in a few extra hours every day to practice. It is just the kind of hard worker Pacrooti is.

An excellent crate, my friend!

This one must admit that he is a little impatient. You must select your crate and open it to get started!

Sparkly Gems! Quite valuable!

Mmm hmm!

Mmmmm?

Ha.

<yawn 3>

Hmmmm.

Did you know that pregnant dogs are filled with puppies?

This one finds it funny that a bird is the only animal you can throw, and still be helping it.

Welcome back, good friend! It is always a pleasure to talk nonsense with someone, and to have his nonsense respected.

May luck follow you.

Will you try again? This could be your lucky day!

Why not?

Congratulations!

Tip-top!

A spotless choice!

<Kinda Mean Laugh>

Has steeping in death for so long dulled your appetite for life? Claim your reward and see if that thrills you into action once more.

Marvelous rewards!

Pacrooti is waiting!

Sparkly Gems! Very nice!

Ahhhhh!

Hooo hoo hoo!

Hmm hmm hmm!

Pacrooti has three simple rules for life: When something is empty, fill it. When something is full, empty it. When something is itchy, scratch it.

Select your rewards, my friend.

Wabbacat! A bonus reward!

Pacrooti is pleased to see you!

Pacrooti welcomes you! So much of his business is carried out through couriers, it is nice to finally place names with faces!

Farewell.

This one invites you to try again!

Not bad at all!

Admirable!

Exceptional!

Sweet Riddle'Thar!

Simply breathtaking!

A monumental reward!

Choose a crate, my friend.

Select the crate, and we can begin.

There are no crates remaining. Purchase more if you wish to try your luck again!

Jone and Jode! Do you realize we under attack?

Kindle and burn!

A wonderful selection of rewards!

Your luck amazes Pacrooti! Perhaps he needs to shuffle better.

Greetings, my friend! Are you ready for excitement and outstanding rewards?

Ooo, did you see that? You can only receive one unique reward, so you get sparkly gems instead! These are very valuable.

Jone and Jode! You have opened more crates than any other player on this day!

My friend! You are now the greatest player in the history of this game! You should be very proud!

Pacrooti sees that you are ready to play! Excellent!

Sparkly Gems! My compliments!

Ahem.

Mmm hmmm.

Ha haaa.

<humming>

Hm hmmm!

An excellent selection!

I got what you need.

You want something special, yes?

Pacrooti tries to keep things simple. What he will never understand is why others insist on making them so complicated. Also women. Pacrooti will never understand women.

Your rewards are ready!

Bright moons, a bonus reward!

Greetings, my good friend!

Ah, my friend returns! This one thinks there is nothing better than a good friend, unless it is a good friend bearing moonsugar treats.

Pacrooti thanks you, and hopes to see you soon!

Another go-around, my friend?

A fine selection.

Good choice!

An exquisite selection.

Bright moons! Excellent!

Magnificent!

An unparalleled reward!

Pacrooti is jealous of your good fortune!

Very nice! You're not cheating are you?

Pacrooti will help you open a crate which contains special rewards. Some of these are so spectacular, just thinking of them makes Pacrooti's fur stand on end!

Sparkly gems can be traded for special rewards in the gem store!

This one is please to inform you that you are his number one player today! You have beaten all others!

No one has ever had a better run of luck then you, my sleek friend! This will be hard to top!

Which crate do you choose?

One crate there. Select it, my friend.

Sadly, you have no more crates. But you can always purchase more!

Pacrooti really enjoys those small flatbreads baked by the High Elves. They are like tiny, edible plates.

Make a selection to reveal your rewards!

Heart of Mara, a bonus reward!

Fortune favor you, my friend!

Bright moons! Pacrooti welcomes you and prays that the Divines grant you luck and great fortune!

It has been Pacrooti's pleasure, as always, my good and faithful friend!

Time for a repeat performance?

Perfectly respectable.

That's a good one!

Most fragrant!

A lovely sweetmeat!

Just outstanding!

You'll not find better!

Exceptional rewards!

Amazing! How do you do it, my friend?

Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!

Select your crate and we can begin. Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!

The gem store is a special place where sparkly gems can be redeemed for valuable rewards!

You are today's top player, my friend! You should feel very fortunate!

Pacrooti has never seen such a magnificent display of good fortune! You have set a new record!

Choose a reward!

Sweet Riddle'Thar, a bonus reward!

This one welcomes you back!

This one welcomes you, and wishes you good luck! Pacrooti thinks we place too high a value on the luck of the early bird. Isn't the early worm even luckier?

Do not be a stray, my friend. You will always be a welcomed sight!

This one wishes you great luck!

This could be useful.

My compliments!

You've done well!

First rate!

Superlative!

Pacrooti is still waiting. This one has endless patience.

This one thinks you may have fallen asleep. Select your crate and open it, and then we can begin!

When Pacrooti was young, he often ran in circles trying to catch his own tail. Then he decided it was much easier to catch his friends' tails. Pacrooti had fewer friends after that.

This one finds it frustrating to know all the answers because nobody ever asks Pacrooti any questions.

Pacrooti welcomes you! Are you interested in excitement and valuable rewards? This one can help!

Return soon, my sleek friend. This one is always pleased to see you!

Pacrooti's good luck must be rubbing off on you!

So this is everything in the vicinity of a line containing "from the store" or Pacrooti", since dialogue of certain topics is usually clumped. It's possible therefore that some of these lines are not actually Pacrooti's, or not related to Crown Crates, but most of them seem to be. I realise it's probably more than you wanted, but perhaps it gives some idea as to how important ZOS think these things are. Also think of that poor VA who had to record all of this!

Holy snip

Enslaved · December 2016

Enodoc wrote: »

Datamining - saving your wallet since 2014!

Do any of these crates smell lucky to you?

Shall we get started? First you must select your crate and open it!

Pacrooti can see a lucky aura around you today. He is sure you will get something good! And all you need is a crate. You can purchase one from the store, and then we can begin.

Are you ready to reveal your rewards?

Jone and Jode, a bonus reward!

Well met, and good fortune to you!

Pacrooti would like to remind you that tips are appreciated. It is far easier for a mammoth to pass through the eye of a needle, if it is slightly greased, yeah?

This one hopes you will visit him again soon. Until then, may good fortune go with you!

Pacrooti admires your persistence!

This will do!

This one is impressed!

A marvelous reward.

Wonderful!

A blessing from the Divines!

Very lucky indeed!

Pacrooti is truly impressed!

There are many wonderful rewards that a crate could contain. In the gem store, you can see this magnificent selection and even buy rewards with the gems you collect.

Uncover your rewards to collect them. Some rewards are better than others, and some are so valuable they make Pacrooti's claws tingle!

An auspicious day! You have surpassed every other player! Congratulations!

Pacrooti has seen many lucky players, but none have done so well as you, my friend!

Sparkly Gems! Very lucky indeed!

Ahhh.

Ah! Ooooh!

Ha haa!

<yawn>

Ha ha ha!

This one wonders, could there be anyone more lazy than the person who named the fireplace?

You must choose a crate to open.

This one recommends that you purchase a crate from the store.

Pacrooti wishes he had such treasures!

You are on a winning streak! Why would you stop now?

There are many spectacular rewards that a crate could contain. You can view this excellent selection by previewing a crate.

Many players have done well today, but you have beaten them all, my friend!

You are the greatest player in the history of this game. Pacrooti wonders if you have any tips for him?

Sparkly Gems! Very sleek!

Mmh hm hm.

Mmm?

Ha!

<yawn 2>

Haaaa!

This one is not always a good sleeper, but he is willing to put in a few extra hours every day to practice. It is just the kind of hard worker Pacrooti is.

An excellent crate, my friend!

This one must admit that he is a little impatient. You must select your crate and open it to get started!

Sparkly Gems! Quite valuable!

Mmm hmm!

Mmmmm?

Ha.

<yawn 3>

Hmmmm.

Did you know that pregnant dogs are filled with puppies?

This one finds it funny that a bird is the only animal you can throw, and still be helping it.

Welcome back, good friend! It is always a pleasure to talk nonsense with someone, and to have his nonsense respected.

May luck follow you.

Will you try again? This could be your lucky day!

Why not?

Congratulations!

Tip-top!

A spotless choice!

<Kinda Mean Laugh>

Has steeping in death for so long dulled your appetite for life? Claim your reward and see if that thrills you into action once more.

Marvelous rewards!

Pacrooti is waiting!

Sparkly Gems! Very nice!

Ahhhhh!

Hooo hoo hoo!

Hmm hmm hmm!

Pacrooti has three simple rules for life: When something is empty, fill it. When something is full, empty it. When something is itchy, scratch it.

Select your rewards, my friend.

Wabbacat! A bonus reward!

Pacrooti is pleased to see you!

Pacrooti welcomes you! So much of his business is carried out through couriers, it is nice to finally place names with faces!

Farewell.

This one invites you to try again!

Not bad at all!

Admirable!

Exceptional!

Sweet Riddle'Thar!

Simply breathtaking!

A monumental reward!

Choose a crate, my friend.

Select the crate, and we can begin.

There are no crates remaining. Purchase more if you wish to try your luck again!

Jone and Jode! Do you realize we under attack?

Kindle and burn!

A wonderful selection of rewards!

Your luck amazes Pacrooti! Perhaps he needs to shuffle better.

Greetings, my friend! Are you ready for excitement and outstanding rewards?

Ooo, did you see that? You can only receive one unique reward, so you get sparkly gems instead! These are very valuable.

Jone and Jode! You have opened more crates than any other player on this day!

My friend! You are now the greatest player in the history of this game! You should be very proud!

Pacrooti sees that you are ready to play! Excellent!

Sparkly Gems! My compliments!

Ahem.

Mmm hmmm.

Ha haaa.

<humming>

Hm hmmm!

An excellent selection!

I got what you need.

You want something special, yes?

Pacrooti tries to keep things simple. What he will never understand is why others insist on making them so complicated. Also women. Pacrooti will never understand women.

Your rewards are ready!

Bright moons, a bonus reward!

Greetings, my good friend!

Ah, my friend returns! This one thinks there is nothing better than a good friend, unless it is a good friend bearing moonsugar treats.

Pacrooti thanks you, and hopes to see you soon!

Another go-around, my friend?

A fine selection.

Good choice!

An exquisite selection.

Bright moons! Excellent!

Magnificent!

An unparalleled reward!

Pacrooti is jealous of your good fortune!

Very nice! You're not cheating are you?

Pacrooti will help you open a crate which contains special rewards. Some of these are so spectacular, just thinking of them makes Pacrooti's fur stand on end!

Sparkly gems can be traded for special rewards in the gem store!

This one is please to inform you that you are his number one player today! You have beaten all others!

No one has ever had a better run of luck then you, my sleek friend! This will be hard to top!

Which crate do you choose?

One crate there. Select it, my friend.

Sadly, you have no more crates. But you can always purchase more!

Pacrooti really enjoys those small flatbreads baked by the High Elves. They are like tiny, edible plates.

Make a selection to reveal your rewards!

Heart of Mara, a bonus reward!

Fortune favor you, my friend!

Bright moons! Pacrooti welcomes you and prays that the Divines grant you luck and great fortune!

It has been Pacrooti's pleasure, as always, my good and faithful friend!

Time for a repeat performance?

Perfectly respectable.

That's a good one!

Most fragrant!

A lovely sweetmeat!

Just outstanding!

You'll not find better!

Exceptional rewards!

Amazing! How do you do it, my friend?

Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!

Select your crate and we can begin. Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!

The gem store is a special place where sparkly gems can be redeemed for valuable rewards!

You are today's top player, my friend! You should feel very fortunate!

Pacrooti has never seen such a magnificent display of good fortune! You have set a new record!

Choose a reward!

Sweet Riddle'Thar, a bonus reward!

This one welcomes you back!

This one welcomes you, and wishes you good luck! Pacrooti thinks we place too high a value on the luck of the early bird. Isn't the early worm even luckier?

Do not be a stray, my friend. You will always be a welcomed sight!

This one wishes you great luck!

This could be useful.

My compliments!

You've done well!

First rate!

Superlative!

Pacrooti is still waiting. This one has endless patience.

This one thinks you may have fallen asleep. Select your crate and open it, and then we can begin!

When Pacrooti was young, he often ran in circles trying to catch his own tail. Then he decided it was much easier to catch his friends' tails. Pacrooti had fewer friends after that.

This one finds it frustrating to know all the answers because nobody ever asks Pacrooti any questions.

Pacrooti welcomes you! Are you interested in excitement and valuable rewards? This one can help!

Return soon, my sleek friend. This one is always pleased to see you!

Pacrooti's good luck must be rubbing off on you!

So this is everything in the vicinity of a line containing "from the store" or Pacrooti", since dialogue of certain topics is usually clumped. It's possible therefore that some of these lines are not actually Pacrooti's, or not related to Crown Crates, but most of them seem to be. I realise it's probably more than you wanted, but perhaps it gives some idea as to how important ZOS think these things are. Also think of that poor VA who had to record all of this!

After what I have read now, a piece of me died. Why, Zos, why

SantieClaws · December 2016

That is not our Pacrooti. They have replaced him with a dark shadow that this one will refer to as Pacratei.

Psychological manipulation embodied in the form of the daedric prince of wooden boxes himself.

Edit: The proof it is in this line "Pacrooti would like to remind you that tips are appreciated. It is far easier for a mammoth to pass through the eye of a needle, if it is slightly greased, yeah?". No true khajiit would ever say "yeah".

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

AzraelKrieg · December 2016

Pacrooti welcomes you! So much of his business is carried out through couriers, it is nice to finally place names with faces!

A lovely reference to the old days

Miaura · December 2016

This really makes me miss Kadala from Diablo 3. "Well, it`s a fine paperweight..."

(Kadala= ingame currency rng merchant in D3)

Enslaved · December 2016

Miaura wrote: »

This really makes me miss Kadala from Diablo 3. "Well, it`s a fine paperweight..."

(Kadala= ingame currency rng merchant in D3)

At least you gambled there with in game currency.
And you had option to search for a type of item you need.
Want gloves? Gamble for gloves. Need 2h weapon? etc...

THEDKEXPERIENCE · December 2016

Just ... stop ... clicking ...on ... him.

Problem solved. You're getting woo'd by a computer program people. What do you do at a carnival? Do you have to try every single basket toss? Have none of you ever played any of the dozens of other games with these options?

And before you come back to me with things about gambling problems, and triggers please know I've gambled large sums of money since I was 16. I know more about this subject than most. Regardless of what baloney you've been fed the only person who can 100% look out for you is YOU!

Pretend it's not there. You win by not losing.

altemriel · December 2016

Sigtric wrote: »

You can watch a couple of the opening videos to hear much of what he has had to say. He basically sounds like a drug dealer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLxTxh6l8eI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYagrMQb4yc

maybe he is selling skooma too, you need to type in a secret code word to get it

TequilaFire · December 2016

The witch hunt is getting silly.

dsalter · December 2016

Enodoc wrote: »

Datamining - saving your wallet since 2014!

Do any of these crates smell lucky to you?

Shall we get started? First you must select your crate and open it!

Pacrooti can see a lucky aura around you today. He is sure you will get something good! And all you need is a crate. You can purchase one from the store, and then we can begin.

Are you ready to reveal your rewards?

Jone and Jode, a bonus reward!

Well met, and good fortune to you!

Pacrooti would like to remind you that tips are appreciated. It is far easier for a mammoth to pass through the eye of a needle, if it is slightly greased, yeah?

This one hopes you will visit him again soon. Until then, may good fortune go with you!

Pacrooti admires your persistence!

This will do!

This one is impressed!

A marvelous reward.

Wonderful!

A blessing from the Divines!

Very lucky indeed!

Pacrooti is truly impressed!

There are many wonderful rewards that a crate could contain. In the gem store, you can see this magnificent selection and even buy rewards with the gems you collect.

Uncover your rewards to collect them. Some rewards are better than others, and some are so valuable they make Pacrooti's claws tingle!

An auspicious day! You have surpassed every other player! Congratulations!

Pacrooti has seen many lucky players, but none have done so well as you, my friend!

Sparkly Gems! Very lucky indeed!

Ahhh.

Ah! Ooooh!

Ha haa!

<yawn>

Ha ha ha!

This one wonders, could there be anyone more lazy than the person who named the fireplace?

You must choose a crate to open.

This one recommends that you purchase a crate from the store.

Pacrooti wishes he had such treasures!

You are on a winning streak! Why would you stop now?

There are many spectacular rewards that a crate could contain. You can view this excellent selection by previewing a crate.

Many players have done well today, but you have beaten them all, my friend!

You are the greatest player in the history of this game. Pacrooti wonders if you have any tips for him?

Sparkly Gems! Very sleek!

Mmh hm hm.

Mmm?

Ha!

<yawn 2>

Haaaa!

This one is not always a good sleeper, but he is willing to put in a few extra hours every day to practice. It is just the kind of hard worker Pacrooti is.

An excellent crate, my friend!

This one must admit that he is a little impatient. You must select your crate and open it to get started!

Sparkly Gems! Quite valuable!

Mmm hmm!

Mmmmm?

Ha.

<yawn 3>

Hmmmm.

Did you know that pregnant dogs are filled with puppies?

This one finds it funny that a bird is the only animal you can throw, and still be helping it.

Welcome back, good friend! It is always a pleasure to talk nonsense with someone, and to have his nonsense respected.

May luck follow you.

Will you try again? This could be your lucky day!

Why not?

Congratulations!

Tip-top!

A spotless choice!

<Kinda Mean Laugh>

Has steeping in death for so long dulled your appetite for life? Claim your reward and see if that thrills you into action once more.

Marvelous rewards!

Pacrooti is waiting!

Sparkly Gems! Very nice!

Ahhhhh!

Hooo hoo hoo!

Hmm hmm hmm!

Pacrooti has three simple rules for life: When something is empty, fill it. When something is full, empty it. When something is itchy, scratch it.

Select your rewards, my friend.

Wabbacat! A bonus reward!

Pacrooti is pleased to see you!

Pacrooti welcomes you! So much of his business is carried out through couriers, it is nice to finally place names with faces!

Farewell.

This one invites you to try again!

Not bad at all!

Admirable!

Exceptional!

Sweet Riddle'Thar!

Simply breathtaking!

A monumental reward!

Choose a crate, my friend.

Select the crate, and we can begin.

There are no crates remaining. Purchase more if you wish to try your luck again!

Jone and Jode! Do you realize we under attack?

Kindle and burn!

A wonderful selection of rewards!

Your luck amazes Pacrooti! Perhaps he needs to shuffle better.

Greetings, my friend! Are you ready for excitement and outstanding rewards?

Ooo, did you see that? You can only receive one unique reward, so you get sparkly gems instead! These are very valuable.

Jone and Jode! You have opened more crates than any other player on this day!

My friend! You are now the greatest player in the history of this game! You should be very proud!

Pacrooti sees that you are ready to play! Excellent!

Sparkly Gems! My compliments!

Ahem.

Mmm hmmm.

Ha haaa.

<humming>

Hm hmmm!

An excellent selection!

I got what you need.

You want something special, yes?

Pacrooti tries to keep things simple. What he will never understand is why others insist on making them so complicated. Also women. Pacrooti will never understand women.

Your rewards are ready!

Bright moons, a bonus reward!

Greetings, my good friend!

Ah, my friend returns! This one thinks there is nothing better than a good friend, unless it is a good friend bearing moonsugar treats.

Pacrooti thanks you, and hopes to see you soon!

Another go-around, my friend?

A fine selection.

Good choice!

An exquisite selection.

Bright moons! Excellent!

Magnificent!

An unparalleled reward!

Pacrooti is jealous of your good fortune!

Very nice! You're not cheating are you?

Pacrooti will help you open a crate which contains special rewards. Some of these are so spectacular, just thinking of them makes Pacrooti's fur stand on end!

Sparkly gems can be traded for special rewards in the gem store!

This one is please to inform you that you are his number one player today! You have beaten all others!

No one has ever had a better run of luck then you, my sleek friend! This will be hard to top!

Which crate do you choose?

One crate there. Select it, my friend.

Sadly, you have no more crates. But you can always purchase more!

Pacrooti really enjoys those small flatbreads baked by the High Elves. They are like tiny, edible plates.

Make a selection to reveal your rewards!

Heart of Mara, a bonus reward!

Fortune favor you, my friend!

Bright moons! Pacrooti welcomes you and prays that the Divines grant you luck and great fortune!

It has been Pacrooti's pleasure, as always, my good and faithful friend!

Time for a repeat performance?

Perfectly respectable.

That's a good one!

Most fragrant!

A lovely sweetmeat!

Just outstanding!

You'll not find better!

Exceptional rewards!

Amazing! How do you do it, my friend?

Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!

Select your crate and we can begin. Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!

The gem store is a special place where sparkly gems can be redeemed for valuable rewards!

You are today's top player, my friend! You should feel very fortunate!

Pacrooti has never seen such a magnificent display of good fortune! You have set a new record!

Choose a reward!

Sweet Riddle'Thar, a bonus reward!

This one welcomes you back!

This one welcomes you, and wishes you good luck! Pacrooti thinks we place too high a value on the luck of the early bird. Isn't the early worm even luckier?

Do not be a stray, my friend. You will always be a welcomed sight!

This one wishes you great luck!

This could be useful.

My compliments!

You've done well!

First rate!

Superlative!

Pacrooti is still waiting. This one has endless patience.

This one thinks you may have fallen asleep. Select your crate and open it, and then we can begin!

When Pacrooti was young, he often ran in circles trying to catch his own tail. Then he decided it was much easier to catch his friends' tails. Pacrooti had fewer friends after that.

This one finds it frustrating to know all the answers because nobody ever asks Pacrooti any questions.

Pacrooti welcomes you! Are you interested in excitement and valuable rewards? This one can help!

Return soon, my sleek friend. This one is always pleased to see you!

Pacrooti's good luck must be rubbing off on you!

So this is everything in the vicinity of a line containing "from the store" or Pacrooti", since dialogue of certain topics is usually clumped. It's possible therefore that some of these lines are not actually Pacrooti's, or not related to Crown Crates, but most of them seem to be. I realise it's probably more than you wanted, but perhaps it gives some idea as to how important ZOS think these things are. Also think of that poor VA who had to record all of this!

thank you for that, will credit you on the first page for this info, still ruffled these kind of lines exist

NordSwordnBoard · December 2016

danielpatrickkeaneub17_ESO wrote: »

Pretend it's not there. You win by not losing.

Yes. Like not playing the lottery, or as some call it "The stupid tax".

Lol when I pay the stupid tax, I consider the money lost before I know if I won or not. Anytime I gamble, I'm paying for the thrill - and if I win something of more value than what I paid to play, even better.

stevepdodson_ESO888 · December 2016

essi2 wrote: »

Sigtric wrote: »

He basically sounds like a drug dealer.

He IS a drug dealer.

and those that make videos like this showing the huge amounts of money they waste are just lining ZOS pockets and giving a justification to ZOS for making them in the first place

for the love of Akatosh people...stop making $100 purchases of junk as you are not "proving" anything to any of us

Ilsabet · December 2016

Good lord, I wonder how much they spent on the VA who had to record all that.

Dagoth_Rac · December 2016

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play." - WOPR

Jim_Pipp · December 2016

"Did you know that pregnant dogs are filled with puppies?"...

WTF - someone had too much moonsugar before writing that one!

THEDKEXPERIENCE · December 2016

NordSwordnBoard wrote: »

danielpatrickkeaneub17_ESO wrote: »

Pretend it's not there. You win by not losing.

Yes. Like not playing the lottery, or as some call it "The stupid tax".

Lol when I pay the stupid tax, I consider the money lost before I know if I won or not. Anytime I gamble, I'm paying for the thrill - and if I win something of more value than what I paid to play, even better.

This! Gambling of any kind is an entertainment expense. Anything you win is a bonus.

Lostar · June 2022

2022 Still toxic.

Pacrooti admires your persistence! is probably the most psychological manipulative line and from a person who often gets a 15 stack or 2 every crate drop, this one gets me.

I do hope the US justice gets smart and follows Belgium's example. Write your congressman and all of your elected officials.

I want to continue supporting the development of the developers and the artists (not the investors who do not even enjoy games/this is all just money to them) and there are ways to do it that are not damaging to the vulnerable.

https://youtu.be/xNjI03CGkb4

Ipsius · June 2022

While we're at it, we should highlight other npcs who use manipulative tactics and psychological tricks to encourage vulnerable people to do things.

I have encountered SEVERAL quest npcs who give some entirely made up story about their missing wife or a hidden treasure, all just to TRICK me into doing some quest. They literally PAY writers to make these sick deceptions!

All I want to do is just stand around uhh... Doing what I want? But any voice lines encouraging me to do anything or praising me for playing is blatant manipulation!

Syldras · June 2022

dsalter wrote: »

thank you @Enodoc for this "little" list. he has so many lines that push you onward to try again ugh.

Do any of these crates smell lucky to you?

Shall we get started? First you must select your crate and open it!

Pacrooti can see a lucky aura around you today. He is sure you will get something good! And all you need is a crate. You can purchase one from the store, and then we can begin.

Are you ready to reveal your rewards?

Jone and Jode, a bonus reward!

Well met, and good fortune to you!

Pacrooti would like to remind you that tips are appreciated. It is far easier for a mammoth to pass through the eye of a needle, if it is slightly greased, yeah?

This one hopes you will visit him again soon. Until then, may good fortune go with you!

Pacrooti admires your persistence!

This will do!

This one is impressed!

A marvelous reward.

Wonderful!

A blessing from the Divines!

Very lucky indeed!

Pacrooti is truly impressed!

There are many wonderful rewards that a crate could contain. In the gem store, you can see this magnificent selection and even buy rewards with the gems you collect.

Uncover your rewards to collect them. Some rewards are better than others, and some are so valuable they make Pacrooti's claws tingle!

An auspicious day! You have surpassed every other player! Congratulations!

Pacrooti has seen many lucky players, but none have done so well as you, my friend!

Sparkly Gems! Very lucky indeed!

Ahhh.

Ah! Ooooh!

Ha haa!

<yawn>

Ha ha ha!

This one wonders, could there be anyone more lazy than the person who named the fireplace?

You must choose a crate to open.

This one recommends that you purchase a crate from the store.

Pacrooti wishes he had such treasures!

You are on a winning streak! Why would you stop now?

There are many spectacular rewards that a crate could contain. You can view this excellent selection by previewing a crate.

Many players have done well today, but you have beaten them all, my friend!

You are the greatest player in the history of this game. Pacrooti wonders if you have any tips for him?

Sparkly Gems! Very sleek!

Mmh hm hm.

Mmm?

Ha!

<yawn 2>

Haaaa!

This one is not always a good sleeper, but he is willing to put in a few extra hours every day to practice. It is just the kind of hard worker Pacrooti is.

An excellent crate, my friend!

This one must admit that he is a little impatient. You must select your crate and open it to get started!

Sparkly Gems! Quite valuable!

Mmm hmm!

Mmmmm?

Ha.

<yawn 3>

Hmmmm.

Did you know that pregnant dogs are filled with puppies?

This one finds it funny that a bird is the only animal you can throw, and still be helping it.

Welcome back, good friend! It is always a pleasure to talk nonsense with someone, and to have his nonsense respected.

May luck follow you.

Will you try again? This could be your lucky day!

Why not?

Congratulations!

Tip-top!

A spotless choice!

<Kinda Mean Laugh>

Has steeping in death for so long dulled your appetite for life? Claim your reward and see if that thrills you into action once more.

Marvelous rewards!

Pacrooti is waiting!

Sparkly Gems! Very nice!

Ahhhhh!

Hooo hoo hoo!

Hmm hmm hmm!

Pacrooti has three simple rules for life: When something is empty, fill it. When something is full, empty it. When something is itchy, scratch it.

Select your rewards, my friend.

Wabbacat! A bonus reward!

Pacrooti is pleased to see you!

Pacrooti welcomes you! So much of his business is carried out through couriers, it is nice to finally place names with faces!

Farewell.

This one invites you to try again!

Not bad at all!

Admirable!

Exceptional!

Sweet Riddle'Thar!

Simply breathtaking!

A monumental reward!

Choose a crate, my friend.

Select the crate, and we can begin.

There are no crates remaining. Purchase more if you wish to try your luck again!

Jone and Jode! Do you realize we under attack?

Kindle and burn!

A wonderful selection of rewards!

Your luck amazes Pacrooti! Perhaps he needs to shuffle better.

Greetings, my friend! Are you ready for excitement and outstanding rewards?

Ooo, did you see that? You can only receive one unique reward, so you get sparkly gems instead! These are very valuable.

Jone and Jode! You have opened more crates than any other player on this day!

My friend! You are now the greatest player in the history of this game! You should be very proud!

Pacrooti sees that you are ready to play! Excellent!

Sparkly Gems! My compliments!

Ahem.

Mmm hmmm.

Ha haaa.

<humming>

Hm hmmm!

An excellent selection!

I got what you need.

You want something special, yes?

Pacrooti tries to keep things simple. What he will never understand is why others insist on making them so complicated. Also women. Pacrooti will never understand women.

Your rewards are ready!

Bright moons, a bonus reward!

Greetings, my good friend!

Ah, my friend returns! This one thinks there is nothing better than a good friend, unless it is a good friend bearing moonsugar treats.

Pacrooti thanks you, and hopes to see you soon!

Another go-around, my friend?

A fine selection.

Good choice!

An exquisite selection.

Bright moons! Excellent!

Magnificent!

An unparalleled reward!

Pacrooti is jealous of your good fortune!

Very nice! You're not cheating are you?

Pacrooti will help you open a crate which contains special rewards. Some of these are so spectacular, just thinking of them makes Pacrooti's fur stand on end!

Sparkly gems can be traded for special rewards in the gem store!

This one is please to inform you that you are his number one player today! You have beaten all others!

No one has ever had a better run of luck then you, my sleek friend! This will be hard to top!

Which crate do you choose?

One crate there. Select it, my friend.

Sadly, you have no more crates. But you can always purchase more!

Pacrooti really enjoys those small flatbreads baked by the High Elves. They are like tiny, edible plates.

Make a selection to reveal your rewards!

Heart of Mara, a bonus reward!

Fortune favor you, my friend!

Bright moons! Pacrooti welcomes you and prays that the Divines grant you luck and great fortune!

It has been Pacrooti's pleasure, as always, my good and faithful friend!

Time for a repeat performance?

Perfectly respectable.

That's a good one!

Most fragrant!

A lovely sweetmeat!

Just outstanding!

You'll not find better!

Exceptional rewards!

Amazing! How do you do it, my friend?

Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!

Select your crate and we can begin. Most crates contain four rewards, but sometimes you will get a special fifth reward!

The gem store is a special place where sparkly gems can be redeemed for valuable rewards!

You are today's top player, my friend! You should feel very fortunate!

Pacrooti has never seen such a magnificent display of good fortune! You have set a new record!

Choose a reward!

Sweet Riddle'Thar, a bonus reward!

This one welcomes you back!

This one welcomes you, and wishes you good luck! Pacrooti thinks we place too high a value on the luck of the early bird. Isn't the early worm even luckier?

Do not be a stray, my friend. You will always be a welcomed sight!

This one wishes you great luck!

This could be useful.

My compliments!

You've done well!

First rate!

Superlative!

Pacrooti is still waiting. This one has endless patience.

This one thinks you may have fallen asleep. Select your crate and open it, and then we can begin!

When Pacrooti was young, he often ran in circles trying to catch his own tail. Then he decided it was much easier to catch his friends' tails. Pacrooti had fewer friends after that.

This one finds it frustrating to know all the answers because nobody ever asks Pacrooti any questions.

Pacrooti welcomes you! Are you interested in excitement and valuable rewards? This one can help!

Return soon, my sleek friend. This one is always pleased to see you!

Pacrooti's good luck must be rubbing off on you!

I wish companions had as many lines.

Alinhbo_Tyaka · June 2022

Whatever Pacrooti is he is not a necromancer who brings 6 year old threads back to life.

Lostar · June 2022

Alinhbo_Tyaka wrote: »

Whatever Pacrooti is he is not a necromancer who brings 6 year old threads back to life.

Cause this is not relevant, right?

ZOS_Volpe · June 2022

Greetings,

We have gone ahead and closed this thread down since it is rather old. Please keep in mind that sometimes it is better to create a new topic, instead of replying in one that was posted a while ago.

Thank you for your understanding.