"No Way That Just Happened!!!"

Soulshine

BoraxFlux wrote: »

Our alliance was sieging Alessia bridge, it colapsed at the exact moment when enemy raid with two scrollrunners crossed it.

THAT is priceless!

Fikkan

Ok. Here's mine.

First, some TMI.

I am a horribad player. Tank, heals, dps, doesn't matter.

I'm on my main. A crafter. Around level 30ish. He's a warden with skills spent on whatever sounded interesting at the moment I got the point to spend. No plan. No build.

I'm managing to hit 10k dps if it's a short fight, rng loves me and I pay attention. Which is rare. I'm usually in the 6k dps range.

So, one day I'm in a dungeon. I wasn't paying attention when I went in. But was noticing there seemed to be a double-fisted crud ton of mods everywhere I turned. but, I'm in an exploring mood so I explore.

I come into a room in that dungeon, start exploring around looking for containers to loot mooch, and all of a sudden, this massive mob appears right in my face.

So, there I am mashing buttons like a fiend. Double-tapping move keys to dodge roll but ain't happening. Dodge rolling accidentally when I don't need to, want to, or get any benefit. You know, the usual for guys like me.

The fight is taking forever. But, the mob dies.

I notice it had stars on its HP bar for the first time.

I'm like. Huh?

And my dps measuring addon showed I was hitting 70k dps.

huh?

I think the program goofed. Had to be a bug.