Silly NPC names

SickleCider
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Right now I'm enjoying Guybert Flaubert. He looks like such a Guybert Flaubert.

Give me more! What have you seen?
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  • whitecrow
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    When I saw your thread title that was the first one I thought of.
  • VaranisArano
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    Zumog Phoom.

    He's supposed to be a big villain in the Elsweyr Chapter, but I can't take him seriously anytime I hear the name.

    Just...Zumog Phoom.
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    something something argonian
    Edited by waterfairy on July 24, 2021 12:03AM
  • TheImperfect
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    Erm Bumnog
  • Sheezabeast
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    Fetches Glitter is one of my faves :D
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  • Paulytnz
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    Erm Bumnog

    Hahahaha that one always makes me laugh - keep it up ZOS!

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    Zumog Phoom.

    He's supposed to be a big villain in the Elsweyr Chapter, but I can't take him seriously anytime I hear the name.

    Just...Zumog Phoom.

    also can't take him seriously because his encounter is just mediocre...
  • HappyTheCamper
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    To be fair, Guybert Flaubert is Breton which have major French inspirations. So it’s actually pronounced “Guybear Flaubear.”

    Still funny though!

    My favorite was a new character added in western Blackwood. Teldundindo of Sunhold. “There were five other Teldundindos in my class at the College of Sapiarchs alone. I can't have my work confused for any lesser Teldundindo's.”
  • Klad
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    The best I have seen yet is...

    Mcribisback and His partner Foralimitedtimeonly
  • Sylvermynx
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    You've never seen silly NPC names if you haven't played Daggerfall.....
  • Djennku
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    The boss in round 5 of DSA. Also tutor Riparius (who can repair your gear) from MA.
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    Seeks-better-deals
  • Ringing_Nirnroot
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    .
    Edited by Ringing_Nirnroot on July 25, 2021 2:59AM
  • adriant1978
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    Eveli Sharp-Arrow is such a stereotypical sounding Bosmer name.
  • Luke_Flamesword
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    Right now I'm enjoying Guybert Flaubert. He looks like such a Guybert Flaubert.
    Better, he looks like Gustav Flaubert :)

    900px-ON-npc-Guybert_Flaubert.jpg
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  • Pog_Mahone
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    The dremora dude selling furnishing in Belkarth.
    Xrrrrqqqtvkkkwqtykqsbvvww or something...
  • Monte_Cristo
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    Sylvermynx wrote: »
    You've never seen silly NPC names if you haven't played Daggerfall.....

    Or the norse hero units in Age Of Mythology. My favourites were Rabitpuncher and Valkyrieliker.
  • Monte_Cristo
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    Zumog Phoom.

    He's supposed to be a big villain in the Elsweyr Chapter, but I can't take him seriously anytime I hear the name.

    Just...Zumog Phoom.

    Reminds me of Whindle Poons from Reaper Man (Discworld novel).
  • Tommy_The_Gun
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    Silly name ? I think this takes the cake (or at least is in top 5) :D:joy: :

    "Teldundindo of Sunhold"
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    "It's an appellation of necessity. Teldundindo was a popular name in the Summerset Isles for my generation. There were five other Teldundindos in my class at the College of Sapiarchs alone. I can't have my work confused for any lesser Teldundindo's
    https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Teldundindo_of_Sunhold
  • FrancisCrawford
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    Grunt the Clever
  • Lugaldu
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    Well, Dazzling-Tail in Windhelm has a very memorable name in the German translation, but I can't write it here because it would then be censored. Just replace "dazzling" with "overwhelming" or something similar.
  • magnusthorek
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    To be fair, Guybert Flaubert is Breton which have major French inspirations. So it’s actually pronounced “Guybear Flaubear.”
    You realize we can't notice pronunciation differences in written text, right? :lol:
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    Erm Bumnog

    I saw Bumnog just the other day when I went looking for the horse I traded a gem for and then set free.
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  • Jaimeh
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    Zumog Phoom.

    He's supposed to be a big villain in the Elsweyr Chapter, but I can't take him seriously anytime I hear the name.

    Just...Zumog Phoom.

    Same :lol: When I read the preview article way back when, I was like... this is a fearsome antagonist? Zumog Phoom? :smiley:

    Djennku wrote: »
    The boss in round 5 of DSA. Also tutor Riparius (who can repair your gear) from MA.

    He has such an adaptable name: tutor Repairius, or RIParius, depening on how vMA is going :p
    Edited by Jaimeh on July 24, 2021 11:58AM
  • ZOS_Adrikoth
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    This is such a great thread. :D Thanks for sharing your favorite silly NPC names!
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  • Cloudtrader
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    One of the best names in the game, IMO, and also kinda silly.
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    Lies in Dirt. This guy is dead in Anvil. He died how he lived, I guess.

    https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Lies-In-Dirt

    Eat Loves Kills

    https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Eats-Loves-Kills

    "Yes, I have an unusual name. Yes, I like to do all of those things, though not necessarily in that order.
    Is there some other trivial matter you wish to discuss or can I get back to work now?"

    It reminds me of Eat, Pray, Love. Only more stabby.
    Edited by spartaxoxo on July 24, 2021 5:14PM
  • Cloudtrader
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    NPC puking in a bucket next to a bed... named Bed Calls Us... I mean, Bedcallas.

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  • BloodyStigmata
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    I think it's obligatory that we mention Stibbons.
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