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ESO Plus alternative

Scarr
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So instead of paying monthly for ESO plus, there are some other options.

1) You can have a wrap placed onto your vehicle that advertises for ZeniMax and ESO.
2) You can enable in-game advertisements and when you visit cities you can see commercials for Coke and Papa John's.
3) You can turn on Google data-miner to monitor your chat in-game and send you random surveys on your phone that kicks back to Zenimax.

Thanks for making my day, love to you all!
  • Oryctolagus
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    Scarr wrote: »
    So instead of paying monthly for ESO plus, there are some other options.

    1) You can have a wrap placed onto your vehicle that advertises for ZeniMax and ESO.
    2) You can enable in-game advertisements and when you visit cities you can see commercials for Coke and Papa John's.
    3) You can turn on Google data-miner to monitor your chat in-game and send you random surveys on your phone that kicks back to Zenimax.

    Thanks for making my day, love to you all!

    Would #2 be in-game advertisements for things like Koahk and Pater Jon, or just straight-out billboards?

    I would totally enable #3, I don't chat much.

    #1 I'd do if I could get it on my daughter's van. It was free and it's old.
    Edited by Oryctolagus on June 7, 2021 8:33PM
  • Scarr
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    The advertisements would be randomly scrolling on the Writs board to get maximum exposure.

    An in-game feature would also monitor how long players stared at these boards and provide extra rewards for viewing the advertisement. Kickbacks for all!

    Of course, you could even enable tavern and inn bards to sing songs about your product. Such as, the Evermore Inn with the bard that sings about "how Red Bull gave him wings, and he flew over the river to collect the rare Nirnroot that no one else had ever before found..."
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    You get microchipped in your brain, while randomly out in public the microchip takes control and has you yelling out in-game speeches like Razum-dar. It's most active when you least expect it like in a public restroom or getting on a subway.
  • Scarr
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    You get microchipped in your brain, while randomly out in public the microchip takes control and has you yelling out in-game speeches like Razum-dar. It's most active when you least expect it like in a public restroom or getting on a subway.

    I snort laughed, thanks
  • Oryctolagus
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    Scarr wrote: »
    An in-game feature would also monitor how long players stared at these boards and provide extra rewards for viewing the advertisement. Kickbacks for all!

    Oh, so a mini-mobile game. I like it, more options for all.

  • aipex8_ESO
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    Now I want to see an ESO liveried racecar.
  • omegatay_ESO
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    Scarr wrote: »
    So instead of paying monthly for ESO plus, there are some other options.

    1) You can have a wrap placed onto your vehicle that advertises for ZeniMax and ESO.
    2) You can enable in-game advertisements and when you visit cities you can see commercials for Coke and Papa John's.
    3) You can turn on Google data-miner to monitor your chat in-game and send you random surveys on your phone that kicks back to Zenimax.

    Thanks for making my day, love to you all!

    I would do #1 in a second if it was like a magnetic Ad I could just slap on my car.
  • RedTalon
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    I am happy paying yearly for my membership. I dont need silly ads.
  • FluffWit
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    How many months can I get in exchange for a facial tattoo?
  • Tigerpanda13
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    aipex8_ESO wrote: »
    Now I want to see an ESO liveried racecar.

    Technically, ESO and Forza are both owned by Microsoft.

    On no, now I wanna make one.
  • Alpheu5
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    April was 2 months ago.
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