So, after reading all the PvP threads this week, I decided to make a dedicated PvP character instead of throwing my PvE's into the grinder and expecting something good to happen . And since I don't have any characters in whatever-the-blue-ones-are, I decided to create a completely new character, so I could at least join my guild in some weekend shenanigans.
Then I got on my horse and the sad face kicked in again.
With 810+ Champion points to spend and a dedicated master crafter to outfit myself in all the latest threads, I still end up with the slowest mount in all of Tamriel. Seems legit.

At least my PvE characters can outrun a few threats. My new guy feels like she should just take her horse to the knackers yard and put it out of it's misery. It's a cruelty making this thing try to run.
By the time I get *anywhere* in Cyrodiil, the fight's already over and I'm just shuffling headlong into almost certain respawn.
And yes, I know about the Crown Store riding lessons, but come on.... speed + stamina alone would be over $100 for a character that I could get to 50/810 in a week. For what could potentially be a throwawy toon? I don't have enough GME stonk for that.