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Show off your Skimpy Timbercrow Costume

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  • Kikazaru
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    My Expectations were..... like in Skyrim..

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    And we get this abomination of an outfit lol.
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  • Slyclone
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    No thanks. I love costumes. Skimpy ones especially. But this one is an insult.

    It is not 2020 in this fantasy world. Please.... don't push me away.
    Edited by Slyclone on September 6, 2020 4:49PM
    That's it, that's all.
  • Slyclone
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    I will give you 200 dollars if you remove the granny panties.
    That's it, that's all.
  • Slyclone
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    We are losing this fight.

    Very discouraging
    Edited by Slyclone on September 6, 2020 4:44PM
    That's it, that's all.
  • Inval1d
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    Too symmetrical, that's the problem with this and most costumes on ESO
  • heaven13
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    Inval1d wrote: »
    Too symmetrical, that's the problem with this and most costumes on ESO

    Pets/mounts too. I'm often unsettled if I look at either too long, particularly those with what should be assymetrical markings.
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  • Jaraal
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    heaven13 wrote: »
    Inval1d wrote: »
    Too symmetrical, that's the problem with this and most costumes on ESO

    Pets/mounts too. I'm often unsettled if I look at either too long, particularly those with what should be assymetrical markings.

    But if they were asymmetrical, the uproar would be much louder from people saying OMG my OCD is triggered by the uneven, mismatched (whatever).

    One thing I noticed about this costume is that the rag doll physics of it are very well done. It moves about somewhat realistically as you run and move around... front to back, side to side, etc. Jump up and down and it flaps like you would expect it too.

    Other than the diaper effect and the sports bra for men, it's a nicely done piece.


    Edited by Jaraal on September 12, 2020 8:07PM
    RIP Bosmer Nation. 4/4/14 - 2/25/19.
  • Konstant_Tel_Necris
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    Here is my bosmer warden
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  • TrinityBreaker
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    So how do we obtain this costume?
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  • Jaraal
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    So how do we obtain this costume?

    10,000 tel var will get you a certificate from the tel var general merchant in the Imperial City sewers. Use the certificate while you have 50 Siege of Cyrodiil Merits in your inventory, and it will create the Runebox: Timbercrow Wanderer's Costume.

    You can get one Siege of Cyrodiil Merit every 20 hours, from opening a Siegemaster's Coffer, which is a reward for completing one of the six Imperial City daily quests.
    RIP Bosmer Nation. 4/4/14 - 2/25/19.
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    Jaraal wrote: »
    So how do we obtain this costume?

    10,000 tel var will get you a certificate from the tel var general merchant in the Imperial City sewers. Use the certificate while you have 50 Siege of Cyrodiil Merits in your inventory, and it will create the Runebox: Timbercrow Wanderer's Costume.

    You can get one Siege of Cyrodiil Merit every 20 hours, from opening a Siegemaster's Coffer, which is a reward for completing one of the six Imperial City daily quests.

    Or (checks on TTC)... you could spend around 4-4.5 mil gold on it. Eek. :o
  • ArchMikem
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    Damn it...this piques my interest enough to now i have to grind imp city dailies.
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  • Cryptical
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    Jaraal wrote: »
    So how do we obtain this costume?

    10,000 tel var will get you a certificate from the tel var general merchant in the Imperial City sewers. Use the certificate while you have 50 Siege of Cyrodiil Merits in your inventory, and it will create the Runebox: Timbercrow Wanderer's Costume.

    You can get one Siege of Cyrodiil Merit every 20 hours, from opening a Siegemaster's Coffer, which is a reward for completing one of the six Imperial City daily quests.

    Or (checks on TTC)... you could spend around 4-4.5 mil gold on it. Eek. :o

    I’ve been stockpiling those siege coffers that are double dropping during the event, only opening one coffer box each day. I’m up to 112 of the coffers one one character. You can stockpile on multiple characters.

    I don’t particularly like the other two things you can get from the siege merits, so at some point I’ll be selling 2 timbercrows. Xb na
    Edited by Cryptical on September 13, 2020 1:18PM
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  • ArchMikem
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    Yeaaah I've decided the extra bones and braces are not worth the 50 days of grinding dailies. Unless I could sell it easy for millions though, that'd be nice.
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    Kikazaru wrote: »
    My Expectations were..... like in Skyrim..

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    And we get this abomination of an outfit lol.
    Yes, that outfit looked awesome on an brown Khajiit.
    Timbercrow looks like she shaved her buts.





    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
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    Cryptical wrote: »
    Jaraal wrote: »
    So how do we obtain this costume?

    10,000 tel var will get you a certificate from the tel var general merchant in the Imperial City sewers. Use the certificate while you have 50 Siege of Cyrodiil Merits in your inventory, and it will create the Runebox: Timbercrow Wanderer's Costume.

    You can get one Siege of Cyrodiil Merit every 20 hours, from opening a Siegemaster's Coffer, which is a reward for completing one of the six Imperial City daily quests.

    Or (checks on TTC)... you could spend around 4-4.5 mil gold on it. Eek. :o

    I’ve been stockpiling those siege coffers that are double dropping during the event, only opening one coffer box each day. I’m up to 112 of the coffers one one character. You can stockpile on multiple characters.

    I don’t particularly like the other two things you can get from the siege merits, so at some point I’ll be selling 2 timbercrows. Xb na
    Thought the same thought, can you do this on multiple alts daily like you can run random dungeons on many alts to farm cp, or is it character bound like tickets.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
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    zaria wrote: »
    Cryptical wrote: »
    Jaraal wrote: »
    So how do we obtain this costume?

    10,000 tel var will get you a certificate from the tel var general merchant in the Imperial City sewers. Use the certificate while you have 50 Siege of Cyrodiil Merits in your inventory, and it will create the Runebox: Timbercrow Wanderer's Costume.

    You can get one Siege of Cyrodiil Merit every 20 hours, from opening a Siegemaster's Coffer, which is a reward for completing one of the six Imperial City daily quests.

    Or (checks on TTC)... you could spend around 4-4.5 mil gold on it. Eek. :o

    I’ve been stockpiling those siege coffers that are double dropping during the event, only opening one coffer box each day. I’m up to 112 of the coffers one one character. You can stockpile on multiple characters.

    I don’t particularly like the other two things you can get from the siege merits, so at some point I’ll be selling 2 timbercrows. Xb na
    Thought the same thought, can you do this on multiple alts daily like you can run random dungeons on many alts to farm cp, or is it character bound like tickets.

    Those merits are Account bound. Only the first character you complete the daily on can loot one, then you have to wait the cool down.
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  • Starlight_Whisper
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    Jaraal wrote: »
    All kidding aside, here is the Timbercrow Wanderer's Costume dyed Contraband Violet. Bad news is, it takes a minimum of 50 days of completed Imperial Cities dailies per account plus 10k tel var to buy the runebox. Good news is, it's tradeable, and you can buy it. But expect to pay a lot! I just happened to have a bunch of Siege of Cyrodiil Merits in the bank, and just happened to stumble upon it in the General Tel Var merchant the day after Update 27 went live. Curious that there was no mention of it in the patch notes.


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    The colors are nice with it.
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    Jaraal wrote: »
    All kidding aside, here is the Timbercrow Wanderer's Costume dyed Contraband Violet. Bad news is, it takes a minimum of 50 days of completed Imperial Cities dailies per account plus 10k tel var to buy the runebox. Good news is, it's tradeable, and you can buy it. But expect to pay a lot! I just happened to have a bunch of Siege of Cyrodiil Merits in the bank, and just happened to stumble upon it in the General Tel Var merchant the day after Update 27 went live. Curious that there was no mention of it in the patch notes.


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    is it intended to be worn without pants/skirt etc? I never saw anything about this
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  • NordSwordnBoard
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    Slyclone wrote: »
    I will give you 200 dollars if you remove the granny panties.

    That's like $2,600 in 1920, when those were in the burlesque show!
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  • kojou
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    It looks incomplete... Like the designer had a design for the butt, but forgot to add it to the costume at the last minute, so it is just showing whatever is underneath the skin. Who knew our characters had exoskeletons? Tamriel is a strange place indeed.
    Edited by kojou on September 15, 2020 1:36PM
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  • Jaraal
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    Jaraal wrote: »
    All kidding aside, here is the Timbercrow Wanderer's Costume dyed Contraband Violet. Bad news is, it takes a minimum of 50 days of completed Imperial Cities dailies per account plus 10k tel var to buy the runebox. Good news is, it's tradeable, and you can buy it. But expect to pay a lot! I just happened to have a bunch of Siege of Cyrodiil Merits in the bank, and just happened to stumble upon it in the General Tel Var merchant the day after Update 27 went live. Curious that there was no mention of it in the patch notes.


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    is it intended to be worn without pants/skirt etc? I never saw anything about this

    Yes, it's supposed to resemble the Foresworn look from Skyrim. Unfortunately, they couldn't devise a natural looking buttock covering, so they painted a one-size-fits-all spandex diaper on that really spoils the overall look.

    I'm not sure why the modesty police went overboard with something that would look quite grannyish on a public beach. I think a standard bikini bottom underneath would actually be more modest, because it wouldn't draw so much attention to the area. The eye is much more easily captured by things that don't appear natural.
    RIP Bosmer Nation. 4/4/14 - 2/25/19.
  • Vlad9425
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    This outfit is ruined by the granny panties lol
  • zaria
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    Jaraal wrote: »
    Jaraal wrote: »
    All kidding aside, here is the Timbercrow Wanderer's Costume dyed Contraband Violet. Bad news is, it takes a minimum of 50 days of completed Imperial Cities dailies per account plus 10k tel var to buy the runebox. Good news is, it's tradeable, and you can buy it. But expect to pay a lot! I just happened to have a bunch of Siege of Cyrodiil Merits in the bank, and just happened to stumble upon it in the General Tel Var merchant the day after Update 27 went live. Curious that there was no mention of it in the patch notes.


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    is it intended to be worn without pants/skirt etc? I never saw anything about this

    Yes, it's supposed to resemble the Foresworn look from Skyrim. Unfortunately, they couldn't devise a natural looking buttock covering, so they painted a one-size-fits-all spandex diaper on that really spoils the overall look.

    I'm not sure why the modesty police went overboard with something that would look quite grannyish on a public beach. I think a standard bikini bottom underneath would actually be more modest, because it wouldn't draw so much attention to the area. The eye is much more easily captured by things that don't appear natural.
    This, now the default female underwear is smaller than the one used here and would probably worked just fine.
    Instead they ruined it, it don't looks so bad on this model as its close to her skin color, but try a skin and it stand out.
    On a Khajiit it looks like she has shaven her buts.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
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    Aliyavana wrote: »
    Preferably Bosmer

    Really want this thread to be spammed with fat male orcs sporting this gear!
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    Wonder if this done on purpose, or some kind of bug. Because we have underwear that is smaller than that, so that can't be the issue. It looks more like missing textures than "granny panties", so I'm leaning towards the former.

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  • ArchMikem
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    I'm still gonna try and sell it. 4 merits so far. I'll have the rune box by Thanksgiving xD
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  • Wildberryjack
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    Ummmmmm, yeah, ok, well, no thank you. Those granny panties kinda ruin it for me. Hard pass.
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  • MaisonNaevius
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    No, but guys ... We can see straight away that there are some here who really want to see their character's buttocks. I don't know what to think of this community.

    Yes ... The panties are awful ... But I would have preferred that the loincloth was wider and covered the sides too. The top seems heavier than the bottom.
    But I agree that I myself was thinking of something similar to forsworn in Skyrim. Not a very symmetrical version, with exaggerated openings for the bottom and "luxurious" fabrics for reachmens outfit.

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