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Natch Potes 6.0.5
arena25
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Hello everyone, and welcome to your quarterly Natch Potes thread.
For those who are new here (because they are Blizzard refugees, because they are taking shelter from COVID, whatever), allow your favorite lord, Lord Arena25, to explain the rules and regulations. This thread serves as a place to vent, post memes and gifs, post YouTube videos, and maybe get a little weird while we wait for patch notes to come from our favorite ZeniMax mistress, Gina Bruno (or her designee). The Natch Potes thread is one of the few forum favorites to survive the test of time, and Lord Arena25 is happy to continue the fine tradition.
This thread is perhaps most famous for Natch Potes memes/gifs, which includes oldies such as the staple Patch Notes Seagulls (seen in almost every Natch Potes thread), as well as one-hit wonders for those specific to a patch (in this case, Greymoor), all in the name of poking fun at ZeniMax (which, back in the early days of ESO, had a nasty habit of waiting til close to or after the end of maintenance to post patch notes).
Acceptable Natch Potes memes/gifs is best demonstrated than explained. So, let's get this thread kicked off, first with the always-needed Patch Notes seagulls:
And, then, to demonstrate a one-hit wonder meme, here's one created by yours truly:
And finally, since it is currently storming outside, here's a video for y'all to spark those engines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRawv1UvwIE
And that's the rules and regulations, folks. Let's see those memes/gifs/other general craziness fly!
Sincerely,
Lord Arena25
P.S. My scribe Shedelin will be your point of contact for this thread, seeing as I need to get some sleep. Please be nice to her, she has been charged with calculating the debt I suffered over the past year...and I'm told it's a bit large, especially in the soul gem department.
For those who are new here (because they are Blizzard refugees, because they are taking shelter from COVID, whatever), allow your favorite lord, Lord Arena25, to explain the rules and regulations. This thread serves as a place to vent, post memes and gifs, post YouTube videos, and maybe get a little weird while we wait for patch notes to come from our favorite ZeniMax mistress, Gina Bruno (or her designee). The Natch Potes thread is one of the few forum favorites to survive the test of time, and Lord Arena25 is happy to continue the fine tradition.
This thread is perhaps most famous for Natch Potes memes/gifs, which includes oldies such as the staple Patch Notes Seagulls (seen in almost every Natch Potes thread), as well as one-hit wonders for those specific to a patch (in this case, Greymoor), all in the name of poking fun at ZeniMax (which, back in the early days of ESO, had a nasty habit of waiting til close to or after the end of maintenance to post patch notes).
Acceptable Natch Potes memes/gifs is best demonstrated than explained. So, let's get this thread kicked off, first with the always-needed Patch Notes seagulls:
And, then, to demonstrate a one-hit wonder meme, here's one created by yours truly:
And finally, since it is currently storming outside, here's a video for y'all to spark those engines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRawv1UvwIEAnd that's the rules and regulations, folks. Let's see those memes/gifs/other general craziness fly!
Sincerely,
Lord Arena25
P.S. My scribe Shedelin will be your point of contact for this thread, seeing as I need to get some sleep. Please be nice to her, she has been charged with calculating the debt I suffered over the past year...and I'm told it's a bit large, especially in the soul gem department.
If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
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TheRealPotoroo✭✭✭✭✭
✭One of my favorites.
PC NA, PC EU
"Instead of taking the best of the dolmens (predictable rotation), the best of the geysers (scalability based on number of players), and the best of the dragons (map location and health indicators) and adding them together to make a fun and dynamic world event scenario, they gave us....... harrowstorms." https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/6850523/#Comment_685052311 -
arena25✭✭✭✭✭Scribe Shedelin here, checking in with this one's own meme, which conveniently describes my own feelings right now:
And to be 100% clear, this one just finished calculating my lord's debt...my lord has to trap 190 souls (to make up for the lost "significant" souls he didn't manage to trap), he owes 500 AP to the account bank, and finally he owes 40,000 gold in unpaid guild dues (10,000 to the Dark Brotherhood, and 30,000 to the Thieves Guild).Edited by arena25 on May 26, 2020 12:19AMIf you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!4 -
Alienoutlaw✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭doubt they will be released until the very last minute as i suspect there will be a few changes never previously mentioned "slipping" into them that at very best will cause outrage and forum melt down, i could be wrong but experience tells me otherwise6 -
Sylvermynx✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭All I really care about is how big this sucker is, and how early I have to get up in the morning to hopefully get it downloaded in my "free zone" (which is from 2 am to 8 am).
So.... if it's 6 or 7 gigs, it's going to take me two mornings minimum. At my age (mid 70s) getting up at 2 am two days in a row isn't.... optimal....3 -
static_recharge✭✭✭✭Sylvermynx wrote: »All I really care about is how big this sucker is, and how early I have to get up in the morning to hopefully get it downloaded in my "free zone" (which is from 2 am to 8 am).
So.... if it's 6 or 7 gigs, it's going to take me two mornings minimum. At my age (mid 70s) getting up at 2 am two days in a row isn't.... optimal....
6.6gb as per Gina on Fridays stream1 -
marius_buys✭✭✭✭✭
✭Playing my old toon with new update abilities be like
https://imgflip.com/gif/42krkaGolden Clover AD PvP on PC EU (since 2017) Guildex https://eso.guildex.org/view-guild/17669 Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/1312113207951961 -
VerboseQuips✭✭✭✭✭I'm not good at memeing, but I just wanted to say good luck to all the team for patch day. I guess it's always stressful, and this year, due to the circumstances, it's probably even more so than usual. Kudos already for having managed to bring it to us! :-)My characters:Main and crafter: A Breton magicka templar named Erwann Sorril
Alt 1: A Bosmer sorcerer named Tuuneleg
Alt 2: An Imperial dragonknight named Gaius Tullius Hastifer
Alt 3: An Argonian vampire/nightblade named Observe-le-Xanmeer
Alt 4: A Nord werewolf/dragonknight named Sigurd Hurlevent
Alt 5: A Breton sorcerer named Gilian Sorril (he's Erwann's younger brother)
Alt 6: A Khajiit nightblade named Jolan-dar
Alt 7: A Nord warden named Sigurmar Hurlevent (he's Sigurd's younger brother)
Alt 8: An Altmer templar named Oioriel
Alt 9: An Argonian stamina Warden named Danse-avec-les-Rainettes
Alt 10: A Redguard templar named Neemokh af-Corelanya
Alt 11: A Nord stamina sorcerer named Olga Écoute-Vent
Alt 12: A Breton magicka Warden named Ian Sorril
Alt 13: A Dunmer magicka necromancer named Ilmoran Dren
Alt 14: An Orc stamina necromancer named Norgol gro-Borziel
Alt 15: A Nord magicka necromancer named Thorgen Givresang
Alt 16: An Imperial magicka dragonknight named Publius Valeirus Hastifer (Just call him "Valerio" - he's Gaius younger troublemaker of a brother)
Main in NA (For collaborative events): A Breton magicka nightblade named Titouan Sorril (long-lost brother of Erwann and Gilian)1 -
Lisutaris✭✭✭✭✭Updating finished ....
... waiting for this now:
(counts for patch notes as well as servers going live)
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arena25✭✭✭✭✭These look excellent, folks.
Anyone else have any natch potes memes/gifs they'd like to share?If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!0 -
arena25✭✭✭✭✭THEY ARE UP! THE GREEN FLAG DROPS! THE RACE TO FIND THE FIRST ANTIQUITY IS ON!
Edit: Less than 10 minutes later, a "technical issue" is discovered and we're back to square one. Please resume your posting of your natch potes memes/gifs/videos, and your venting.Edited by arena25 on May 26, 2020 11:50AMIf you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!3 -
Skauron✭✭✭Absolutely loved this thread
keep the humour posted
Champion level chars: Nord Warden (Tank):50 Khajiit Nightblade (stam dual blade):50 High Elf Necromancer (magicka dps):50 Dragonknight (Tank):50 Sorcerer Vampire: 50
Also levelling: Templar (dps)
Started playing ESO: April 4th2 -
arena25✭✭✭✭✭
Here's another one for you folks.If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!8
