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The TRUE horror of the fork?
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cheese is not really a food.... it's the leftover portion of what the bacteria could no digest... and they have the same enzymes we have, or more to the point we have no enzymes to further break it down so what you are eating is essentially indigestible... that makes it literally - not foodAfter careful consideration (and oh! so much deliberation) we have concluded that you circumstance sounds too much like a l2p issue for it to be just a mere coincidence.13 -
Thokri✭✭✭✭✭No cheese, you get cabbage!
Cheese comes with hammer! Ear hammer and daedric cheese, or was it other way around.5 -
Tryxus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Can it at least be used to convey roast beef to our mouths?"We're all born under the same sky and on the same earth. Therefore, we all deserve the same amount of respect."
Tryxus of the Undying Song - Warden - PC/EU5 -
Konstant_Tel_Necris✭✭✭✭✭1 -
Aigym_Hlervu✭✭✭✭✭"Ah, now here is an item out of legend. This is Ysgramor's Soup Spoon. Now, I know what you're thinking - this is no spoon, it's a fork! Nobody can eat soup with a fork! Well, my friend, you did not know Ysgramor."
- Calixto Corrium
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JKorr✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭At least we don't have to kill a giant netch with it like the last time Sheo wanted us to retrieve it.....2 -
BlazinAces30✭✭Cygemai_Hlervu wrote: »"Ah, now here is an item out of legend. This is Ysgramor's Soup Spoon. Now, I know what you're thinking - this is no spoon, it's a fork! Nobody can eat soup with a fork! Well, my friend, you did not know Ysgramor."
- Calixto Corrium
Or has met my wife; she always gives me a fork for soup or stew.3 -
Darkhorse1975✭✭✭✭✭Cygemai_Hlervu wrote: »"Ah, now here is an item out of legend. This is Ysgramor's Soup Spoon. Now, I know what you're thinking - this is no spoon, it's a fork! Nobody can eat soup with a fork! Well, my friend, you did not know Ysgramor."
- Calixto Corrium
It must have been a spork!Master Craftsman!1 -
Aigym_Hlervu✭✭✭✭✭Darkhorse1975 wrote: »Cygemai_Hlervu wrote: »"Ah, now here is an item out of legend. This is Ysgramor's Soup Spoon. Now, I know what you're thinking - this is no spoon, it's a fork! Nobody can eat soup with a fork! Well, my friend, you did not know Ysgramor."
- Calixto Corrium
It must have been a spork!
Back in my days of childhood we had a saying: "Beware of forks instead of knives, a single hit - four bloody rives. Don't fear a fork, beware of a spoon - a whack on the head brings on the doom!"
. Well, the actual words were only a bit other, I've only translated it as close to the original saying as I could. We don't have that short word for spork calling it fully a "spoon-fork" with those two words each having more letters than their English counterparts, so we were unable to make a sensible rhyme out of it. If only we had that short "spork" word, we would have definitely invented the scariest weapon the world has ever seen 
. Edited by Aigym_Hlervu on February 4, 2020 9:02PM4 -
Lethallin✭✭✭They should've saved this item for the 4th of May.Master OutfitterFormerly on Xbox NA server, CP 1009 (Joined October 15, 2017)
Avela Hlaalu: Dunmer Mag DK
Mends-the-Stars: Argonian Warden Healer
Arainai Sulah'Nehn: Breton Magplar
Zevrana Fen'Ris: Orc Stamblade
V'Laste: Altmer Magblade
-Hot: Breton Mag DK
Necromina: Breton Necromancer Healer
-Cute: Orc Stamcro
Eletania Valarian: Breton Templar Healer
Now on PC NA server, CP 380 (Joined December 26, 2019)
Avela Hlaalu: Dunmer Magcro
Mender of Stars: Khajiit Warden Healer
-Fenris: Bosmer Stamden
Mends-the-Guars: Argonian Nightblade Healer
-Lavellan: Breton Templar Healer
-Solas: Breton Magblade
-Vakarian: Breton Magsorc1 -
CMDR_Un1k0rn✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭The true horror is that all the players who hate the Skyrim Creation Club discovering that this is where the ESO design for the fork comes from.In-game username: Un1korn | Happy member of the PCNA UESP guild (Resident Daggerfall Covenant enjoyer) | Main & basically only character: Crucian Vulpin, Imperial Dragonknight of the Daggerfall Covenant, and Undaunted Bulwark (I tank) | Mountain bike enjoyer and vulpine appreciator | If you know me from PCEU: No | To ZOS: THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BRING MY HORSE INTO BATTLE!0 -
luen79rwb17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭Cheese shield next time please! Or Cheese mace! LOL That would be funny
PC/DC/NAserver
V16 sorc - V16 temp - V16 dk - V1 nb - V1 temp - V1 dk1 -
Saucy_Jack✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Pie King can always use another fork for pie consumption purposes.ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.0 -
xXMeowMeowXx✭✭✭✭✭
✭Iceheart got forked
So no buying the fork
Edited by xXMeowMeowXx on February 5, 2020 12:36AM1 -
Path✭✭✭✭✭So there is this great restaurant in Atlanta, Pho King.
Random I know but that is what popped into my head.
Fairy Tales Really Do Come True...Kinda.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHwRJIBRboQ
