ESO LUXURY FURNITURE VENDOR ITEMS – 2019/09/27

BenevolentBowd

What is offered this week?
The Luxury Furnisher Vendor (Zanil Theran) is located in Cicero’s Food & General Goods shop in the Hollow City, Coldharbour.

1. Reach Tent, Camp 2,500g
2. Reachmen Banner, Bull 4,000g New
3. Reach Briarheart, Blood Red 15,000g
4. Reach Briarheart, Corpse Blue 15,000g
5. Reach Skull, Mammoth 50,000g

All 54 weeks of luxury items are on my ESO Calendar: http://benevolentbowd.ca/calendar/

Full history of luxury furnisher items: http://benevolentbowd.ca/games/esotu/esotu-chronicle-of-luxury-furnisher-vendor-items/

Enemoriana

I will be away from my PC next weekend (will be at Igromir and ComicCon in Moscow), so I won't be able to make screenshots. I can bring old pictures again, but somebody else will have to make picture of new item.

Red_Feather

That skull is huge!

max_only

Those cabbages are cute.

Lyserus

max_only wrote: »

Those cabbages are cute.

I bet hagraven witches laugh on the inside when they tell the reachmen a bunch of bullcrap then place a cabbage as their heart

Karivaa

Ewwww

VaranisArano

Lyserus wrote: »

max_only wrote: »

Those cabbages are cute.

I bet hagraven witches laugh on the inside when they tell the reachmen a bunch of bullcrap then place a cabbage as their heart

Hagraven: "Don't worry, we found a donor for your heart transplant!"

*puts in an artichoke*

Hymzir

I am too tired to write what I actually want to, both literally (i.e. I really shoul've gone to bed already but didn't 'cause I wanted to see if we would get something worthwile for housing this week..) and figuratively (as in fed up with the idiocy that is the luxury furnishing vendor,)

So I'll just say that it goes to show, that one should never underestimate the ability of ZOS to disappoint. Instead of giving us any of the hundred things people have bee asking for, we get yet another pointless bit of rubbish.

I mean for efs sake... That banner should be availablr for 500 gold from some vendor. And as if that was not enough, it's just a frigging retexture of the simple banner mesh, and that thing already comes in 5 effing flavours

*** it, I'm off to bed.

chuck-18_ESO

You can't enter the tent, correct?

Reverb

I saw those Briarhearts on a lot of decorated trees last year for the holidays. Those will probably be a hit with people who want to do the same.

Araneae6537

The briarhearts are interesting but I don’t know about 15k gold worth...

I hope we’ll see some actual luxury furnishings from the Luxury Furnishing vendor again soon!!!

Girl_Number8

@BenevolentBowd and @Enemoriana anawesome for both. 🌟 Thnx for the best salt free posts and helping the community.

Mitrenga

Coleslaw week confirmed.

Sturmfaenger

Reachmen Banner, Bull 4,000g New

Really.

How... luxurious.


Well.

Saves me gold.

MehrunesFlagon

ErinM31 wrote: »

The briarhearts are interesting but I don’t know about 15k gold worth...

I hope we’ll see some actual luxury furnishings from the Luxury Furnishing vendor again soon!!!

yes and new furnishing that are more than a single item.

Hallothiel

Problem is if they changed the items drastically from what they offered this time last year, people would whinge like crazy & complain that they couldn’t get the stuff they were waiting for & how unfair it was etc etc.

So there is a dilemma. People want more new bits, but also the old stuff.
Too many items & people would complain at the gold they needed to find.

What would be a decent solution?

MehrunesFlagon

Hallothiel wrote: »

Problem is if they changed the items drastically from what they offered this time last year, people would whinge like crazy & complain that they couldn’t get the stuff they were waiting for & how unfair it was etc etc.

So there is a dilemma. People want more new bits, but also the old stuff.
Too many items & people would complain at the gold they needed to find.

What would be a decent solution?

Put all the old stuff at a separate vendor,and save Zanil for new things.Either that or start putting up two different themes every week.

Hallothiel

MehrunesFlagon wrote: »

Hallothiel wrote: »

Problem is if they changed the items drastically from what they offered this time last year, people would whinge like crazy & complain that they couldn’t get the stuff they were waiting for & how unfair it was etc etc.

So there is a dilemma. People want more new bits, but also the old stuff.
Too many items & people would complain at the gold they needed to find.

What would be a decent solution?

Put all the old stuff at a separate vendor,and save Zanil for new things.Either that or start putting up two different themes every week.

Ah like the master writ vendor? Excellent idea!

Then they could expand the items - would love to see new ones such a musical instruments - quite a variety in game now.

FierceSam

Seems like the route they want to go down is ‘use Zanil to drive users to the Crown based Furniture Store’

Unfortunately aside from the grind of actually getting to the store, the items there are massively overpriced and the selection is very basic.

I would prefer an in-game store where all furnishings could be bought for gold. This drip, drip, drip of previously released tat with one new piece every so often is positively tedious.

Nutta

Disappointing, and as already commented by others; is this what is considered 'luxury' items by the furniture team ?

Mitrenga

Nutta wrote: »

Disappointing, and as already commented by others; is this what is considered 'luxury' items by the furniture team ?

Selling terrible designed items for ridiculous amount of money. Isn't that what luxury is?

Nutta

Mitrenga wrote: »

Nutta wrote: »

Disappointing, and as already commented by others; is this what is considered 'luxury' items by the furniture team ?

Selling terrible designed items for ridiculous amount of money. Isn't that what luxury is?

I wouldn't see it that way, price does not need to correlate with design.

However, the real distinction is surely that luxury goods are the opposite of necessary goods. These items, regardless of price, don't feel necessary.

Varana

Nutta wrote: »

Disappointing, and as already commented by others; is this what is considered 'luxury' items by the furniture team ?

At this point, I think it's a bit obvious that there's no "furniture team" doing Zanil stuff. The art department is probably busy with next year's zones.

Saucy_Jack

FierceSam wrote: »

Unfortunately aside from the grind of actually getting to the store,

Wait, what? Grind? You say "hey, can a guildie taxi me to the Hollow City wayshrine". 'Grind' finished.

Ilithyania

need that skull

Tigerseye

ErinM31 wrote: »

The briarhearts are interesting but I don’t know about 15k gold worth...

Yeah, they should be about 5K each, at most.

TheImperfect

I like the skull but 50k is too much for me right now. The other things would be good for certain homes but not anything I am working on at the moment. Glad to be saving my gold.

Tigerseye

Mitrenga wrote: »

Nutta wrote: »

Disappointing, and as already commented by others; is this what is considered 'luxury' items by the furniture team ?

Selling terrible designed items for ridiculous amount of money. Isn't that what luxury is?

No.

It should be high quality items, made from high quality materials, designed by the most artistic people available.

Some things described as "luxury" aren't real luxury, though.

They go on the assumption that some people can't tell the difference.

MasterSpatula

I kinda think the skull is cool, but can't think of anywhere to put it.

Oh well, No Spend Weekend is not a bad thing.

FierceSam

Saucy_Jack wrote: »

FierceSam wrote: »

Unfortunately aside from the grind of actually getting to the store,

Wait, what? Grind? You say "hey, can a guildie taxi me to the Hollow City wayshrine". 'Grind' finished.

Well clearly you haven’t been arsed to actually visit the ZOS Crown furniture store....

It ain’t in Coldharbour bro....