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Some Necromancer Jokes to get you started on Elsweyr
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Why do necromancers make such good friends?
- Because they're great at raising people's spirits.
Man : 'It is really difficult to raise a family.'
- Necromancer: 'Not if they are buried close together.'
Man: 'What ? ... '
- Necromancer: 'What ? ... '
Why did the Necromancer and hiw Wife break up?
- They couldnt agree on how to raise the kids.
Why did the Necromancer with a gambling problem get kicked out of the Restaurant?
- He kept raising the steaks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUR-sg5jRBQ
- Because they're great at raising people's spirits.
Man : 'It is really difficult to raise a family.'
- Necromancer: 'Not if they are buried close together.'
Man: 'What ? ... '
- Necromancer: 'What ? ... '
Why did the Necromancer and hiw Wife break up?
- They couldnt agree on how to raise the kids.
Why did the Necromancer with a gambling problem get kicked out of the Restaurant?
- He kept raising the steaks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUR-sg5jRBQ 2
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✭✭✭✭✭Word play and puns!
That's a quest in Eastmarch, only it's "Necromancer and her Husband"mann9753b16_ESO wrote: »Why did the Necromancer and hiw Wife break up?
- They couldnt agree on how to raise the kids.
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✭✭✭✭✭"So, does anyone else think the new Necromancer class will be dead on arrival?"
"Why did the Necromancer retire? Everything she wanted to do had been done to death."
"Why did Necromancer kill his assistant? Because he asked for a raise."
edit for typosEdited by tinythinker on May 20, 2019 5:50PM❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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✭✭✭✭✭Why couldn't the necromancer finish her gruesome work?
She lacked the stomach for it
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Why couldn't the necromancer finish her gruesome work?
She wasn't able to grow a spine
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this0
