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Settling the ugly/cute great Orc debate

  • Undefwun
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    Thick Thighs saves lives sir. thunder thighs that even Thor would be proud of (if Thor existed ) :grin:

    What do you mean 'IF"...

    Introducing "Dollar Store Thor"...

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    Drank Sinatra Sr - PvP Magblade - DC
    Juggathot - PvP Mag Sorc - DC
    Jedi Mind Crits - PvP A-Hole Bowblade - DC
    Dollar Store Thor - PvP Stamplar - DC
    The Bone Sumpremacy - baby Stamcro - DC
    Wârden Freeman - PvP Stamden - DC (on hold)
    Lauryn Heal - PvE Magplar DPS - DC

    Lil Orc Chop - PvP Stam Sorc - EP
    Hamuel L Jackson - PvE DPS & PvP Stam DK - EP
    Chandler Bling - PvP Magden - EP

    Mahalia Lightborn - exiled crafting toon - cos you know, she's AD
  • Aztrias
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    bearbelly wrote: »
    WeerW3ir wrote: »
    She looks good tbh. but why chubby? not have to be chubby always >_>

    Ain't NUTHIN' wrong with chubby.

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    Thicc :*
    Welcome Moon-and-Star to this place where destiny is made

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    Nerevar forget!
  • Wolfpaw
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    How you doin?
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    Edited by Jawshoeuh on May 7, 2019 11:07PM
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    .
    Edited by Jawshoeuh on May 7, 2019 11:08PM
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  • Tasear
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    Wanted to come back to this. I think a lot people misunderstand orc. The natural orc should be more like manely or look strong. That's their real charm.
  • Mudcrabber
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    High Priestess Solgra is easily the cutest NPC in the game (edit: prior to Summerset), and an Orc.


    Edited by Mudcrabber on May 8, 2019 12:08AM
  • r34lian
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    Tasear wrote: »
    Wanted to come back to this. I think a lot people misunderstand orc. The natural orc should be more like manely or look strong. That's their real charm.

    More like manly men :trollface:
    2000 CP • 18 Maxed Characters • 6 Altmers • 7 Redguards • Necromancer Orc • Warden Dunmer • DK Nord • DK Imperial • Templar Breton
  • Milchbart
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    bearbelly wrote: »
    WeerW3ir wrote: »
    She looks good tbh. but why chubby? not have to be chubby always >_>

    Ain't NUTHIN' wrong with chubby.

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    I feel sorry for the mounts ....
    Can they sprint at all with that weight on their back?
  • Gythral
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    There is no 'debate'...







    pass the bacon sarnie over... :wink:
    “Be as a tower, that, firmly set,
    Shakes not its top for any blast that blows!”
    Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
  • BigBragg
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    Just out here as part of the Handsome Orc Club.

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    Edited by BigBragg on May 8, 2019 7:40AM
  • Banana
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    Gross
  • Sheezabeast
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    BigBragg wrote: »
    Just out here as part of the Handsome Orc Club.

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    Well hello Sir
    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
  • Matthew_Galvanus
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    i don't get the whole "their tusks make orcs ugly" argument
  • valkyrie93
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    my own orc
    PC EU
  • Haquor
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    I have created.....a glamour Orc. F ya'all who say it isn't possible to make a pretty Orc! My Lumba is adorable, even at bath time!

    *laughs in Orc at the haters*

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    I would fkn wreck that chick.
  • max_only
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    Gherkin wrote: »
    All people are beautiful to this one! But then, he is a lizard, and understands that tooth size is relative.

    False. You are a pickle.
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • Sheezabeast
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    valkyrie93 wrote: »
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    my own orc

    Beautiful, well done!
    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
  • Aedh
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    No debate for me :

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    That's an old screenshot of my stamsOrc, around lvl 3 or 4 :smile:
  • NotaDaedraWorshipper
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    Urgh. Not fond of orcs that people try make "good looking". They almost always try make them look too human, modern human at that. Ending up with something that is just tacky. Instead of working with orcs strengths and make them attractive in their own way.
    BigBragg wrote: »
    Just out here as part of the Handsome Orc Club.

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    Undefwun wrote: »
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    These are more like it. ;)

    Edit: Same goes for the orc lady above me.
    Edited by NotaDaedraWorshipper on May 8, 2019 2:03PM
    [Lie] Of course! I don't even worship Daedra!
  • Sheezabeast
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    She's been deleted, but this was one of my other favorite Orcs :) I really love red body paint on Orcs, it looks so fierce

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    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
  • Jaimeh
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    I changed one of my Redguards to an Orc when the class changes came about, and although I was a bit apprehensive at first because I loved how my character looked, I was actually really pleased with her Orc make-over, and now I think she looks awesome :)

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  • mairwen85
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    Can confirm still Malcath's excrement. lol But at least you didn't press random on character creation.

    Can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.
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