Tamriel Tattler Vol.1 Issue 2

Squeaky_Clean

After the roaring (*cough*) success of the 1st issue, I can proudly present the next installment of the ..

Tamriel Tattler
Illustrious. Independent. Alliance Overarching.

Latest news from our informers reporters all over Tamriel.

• Tamriel in SHOCK, All children have disappeared from Tamriel. Piper from Eastmarch arrested for suspected mass kidnapping.
• Feng-Rush leading orc rebellion in Cyrodiil? Orcs with yellow vests seen rioting & blocking town gates.
• Naryu & Darien .. secret lovers vacationing out at Topal Hideout Resort. Full details & illustrations on the scandalous affair.
• Wooden horses (soon available in CS) are a safety hazards. Wooden splinters may cause .. discomfort when stick horses are used too extensively.

Remember dear readers, you heard it here first, off the record on the QT, and very hush hush.

We have to retract one little detail from last issue's article on Santie Claws. Santie has never intended to open an establishment with black jack and hookers. Not even with one black jack or or one with hookers. We apologize sincerely. Please visit his school of Pocket Engineering or his spa & wellness oasis.

ArchMikem

There's a subforum called Community Creations. If you're making this a thing it should go there.

Monte_Cristo

I still say the thing Varen did with the Amulet Of Kings caused everyone to be infertile is the reason there's no children, assuming it happened at least 15 years prior to the start of the game. Then I'll blame a passing ice cream wagon.

starkerealm

Squeaky_Clean wrote: »

• Feng-Rush leading orc rebellion in Cyrodiil? Orcs with yellow vests seen rioting & blocking town gates.

*psychotic laughter*