After reading the thread about celebrity (players) in ESO, it hit me that what ESO needs is a proper gossip newspaper.

And here are the headlines for the first issue of the

• Big Boss The Dark Phoenix coming back from retirement! AD pugs in awe already. But is he up to the challenge of not being able to cc break in combat?
  
• Santie Claws opening a new entertainment establishment. Reliable sources claim this time with black jack and hookers.
  
• 9-year old claims to have invented bow-bow builds in 2014. Calls all those saying otherwise "sore losers with no life".
  
• Queen Maraya, wife to King Emeric, is pregnant again. But is the king really the father? We'll tell you the juicy details.
  
• The vigilante group named Hodor is slaughtering hordes in dungeons again. Do they have an official permit for all three factions? Illegal activity and loot laundering suspected by highest officials.